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Chinaball rivals Indiaball to have the longest heredity, one of her oldest ancestors being the Qinball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but she actually is of capitalist but just has a communist shell. China has a lot of fake and imitation stuff though. Today Chinaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak. Although in reality the majority of Chinese and Koreans can pronounce these words just fine, unlike the Japanese, which does have this issue of mixing up the two letters. In Japanese there are many English loan words, for example, the word “ball”; however in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese “ball” is pronounced as “boru”. This lead to the misconcepton in the west that Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are much less loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin, the most widely spoken Chinese language, there are distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Notheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception.
So a very long long time ago, China used to be land full of nomadic 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came arong and China can into civilization. The Hanball say they have the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, because they were the father figures of China. The Xiaball, Shangball, and Zhouball ruled until civil wars created chaos.
Then Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschlussed clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until Yuanball defeated Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Manchuballs conquered China.
Duling XIX centuly, UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies, so sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, ended with British victory and the rest of Xianggangball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.
Qingball realized that he was no longer a great empire, due to a weakness of its rulers. China ended his dynasties and became a republic.
Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the lies of Soviet Unionball. Chinese Civil War got started between the Communists and the Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacled Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China.
She also owned the computer technology company Lenovo,and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwanball). She also had many cal companies such as JAC,Chang'an, Chely, FAW and BYD but they never made it to USAball.
Just recently, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off her awesome military. She has arso won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which she also become the champion of it.She is also constructing the Splarty islands in the south China sea and it's being man made.
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics.
- ( Harbinball)
- ( Kaifengball)
- ( Suzhouball)
- ( Shangraoball)
- ( Yanbianball)
- ( Xi'anball)
- ( Qingdaoball)
* sooner or later xixixixi
China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, it constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. her current buddies Russiaball and Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences.
- Russiaball - China's best friend. Also a member of BRICS and ally against capitalist pigs. xixi.
- Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant.
STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!!!
- Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may want to reconsider...
- Pakistanball - Ally against curry. We serr weapons to them.
He is my ally only because then i can have a coast to get to Africa and get those resources
- Bangladeshball - Anothel ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
- NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox.
Also the good spot to attack India
- Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our grorious clay.
- Malaysiaball - Our ancesters had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in china. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox.
- Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
- Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there.
- Macauball - Although yuo're SAR like Hong Kong, I don't really know him. But he such a good person
puppet. So I can control him easily xixi.Also I very like to squander my huge money in his casino. It's very great to corruptionKill time.
- Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢 (also secretly allied to fight Malaysia in near future)
- Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
- Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
- Argentinaball - We helped them fight against Tea!
- Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
- Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil.
- Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Caribean
why yuo not of free market?
- Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
- South Koreaball (sometimes) - Used to hate him for being capitalist but I realised he is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike his hat who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But prease don't THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else!
- South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
- African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons
(I buy their countries too xixixixixixi)
- Canadaball - He sell me Alberta oil! He also loves pandas!
- USAball (sometimes) -He sells our stuff! (will invade us someday). But President-Elect Donald Trump hates us.
- Czechball - Best European country which loves China and wants to cooperate with our great socialist country.
- Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons and he gives oil and we hate the PIG XIXI!!!
- Egyptball - buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
- Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwanball.
- Israelcube - Comes to eat food on Chlismas Day.
Thankings yuor weaponFree Palestine!
- Most kebabs - Third world
dictatorships like mecomlade! Also gib oil.
- USAball - PAY DEBTS! GIB 1.3 TRIRRION! XIXIXIXIXIXIXI! M
aybe gib trump hotel and buick instead.
- Turkeyball - They of willings to buy our anti-air missile equipment, but won't shut up about Xinjiang. BTW, FREE WEST HAYASTAN! However, part of Remove Tea!
- ASEANcoin -
I will anchluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay!Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
- Indiaball -Flenemy. Although I may not like you, you are a member of BRICS and friend of Russia. Can into SCO.
- North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs. Used to be our best ally against Sushi.
SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!!
- Greeceball - Gib port!
Soon will be my next SAR
- Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you.
But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine.
- Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments.
he reminds me of marcos somehow...
- Spainball - He hates Tea for taking Gibraltarball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
- Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Massacre.
- Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!
- Ukraineball - She teaches wo how to build fancy big ships and planes. But otherwise don't talk a lot though. Also she is mad at my best friend Russiaball.
敌人 (Enemies): Edit
- JAPANBALL - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI RAPIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)
AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC RAPIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE PORN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIll SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!!Although they of freak, we still of neutral.BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!.... dipshit.
- UKball -
GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH!Burned down my precious gorld and lots of my clay and forced to pay huge amount of money !! Took lots of treasures and art from us like they always do (most notably Greeceball and Egyptball). He took Hong Kongball from me and only returned him in 1997. Still won't aporogise. But gib downton abbey and land rover.
- Taiwanball - (AKA FAKE CHINA) "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan.
I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberalla Revorution will end.Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amrarika weak China Stronk!
- Hong Kongball - Yuo are of mine! Shut the F**K up and be my
puppet! I'm your new rapist papa! Not the Stupid F**king Tea! Xixixixi No Election for yuo. No any political books about curse me! And no more Big China stronk!and remember 17 November 2015 in Football! but I really need your Powdered milk.
- South Koreaball (sometimes) - Stop being a USA puppet and remove THAAD! O YEAH MARCH 23 IS A BEST DAY ! China is stronger than South Korea in Helong Stadium!
- Portugalball (sometimes) - Remove HUE! Took Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
well I don't even remember Macauball as well.....
- Vietnamball -
Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys yuor northern half is mine!!!I won 1979 and 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!!
- Philippinesball (not so much anymore) - FUCK-SLAVE JAPAYUKIS STILL SUCKING DICKS OF NAZI OPPRESSORS!!! Yultong Bridge is of crapitalist propaganda! Remove Weeaboo-puppet Barut and Adobo! Nansha and Huangyan is of wo! MALAYSIA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAOFEILIUBINREN GUIZI! XIXIXIXI, I won FIBA BID AND FIBA ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP FERUBIN GUIZI! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI! But since your current president took office, so I may look the other way , BUT REMEMBER SOUTH CHINA SEA IS MINE! But now he is be great for me now.
- Malaysiaball (sometimes) - AIYAAAA! Remove Nasi remak! Nansha is of grorious Zhongguo cray!
- Bruneiball (sometimes) - Remove Ketupat! Nansha and oil of South China Sea is of Zhongguo plopelty!
- Indonesiaball (sometimes) (Future)- REMOVE INDONESIA HOW dare you TO HAVE TAIWAN HAINAN DIE NOW REMOVE SATAY NUKE YOU NUKE JAKARTA South China Sea belongs to China
- Russiaball (not really) -
I will take back Outer Manchuria!We had terrtiorial disputes. Still won't aporogise for his father's actions in 1969!
- USAball (not really) - Zhongguo stronk will challenge American military hegemony. Only I can into
- Myanmarball (once only) - he accidentally bombed my clay
and exposed how easily my airspace can be breached.
- Argentinaball (once only) - Aiya? Why yuo sink my fishing boat?!? I though we were allies? This bitch is of responsibre for mocking my accent on Twitter. She aporogized for this
- Uyghurball - No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
- Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine!
- ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY WITH YOUR ALLAHU ABKAR, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE IXIXIXIXIXIX!
- North Koreaball - Former ally, now a very annoying ball who wont shut up about nukes. South Koreaball is of much better than him. He gets no coal for a week as punishment if he no shut up about nukes.REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!!
- Talibanball - See ISIS.
- Some jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
- Burkina Fasoball
- São Tomé and Príncipeball A tiny irland I shall anschluss...
- Swazilandball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
- Vatican Cityball - We are officially atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches!
- Marshall Islandsball - Another US puppet!
- Palauball - Yuo littre worthkess scum! I will anchruss you!
- Solomon Islandsball
- Dominican Republicball
- El Salvadorball
- Haitiball - I hope you will soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
- Nicaraguaball - We will soon open a canal that will rival Panama! Please recognise us soon!
- Panamaball - We will soon control your awesome canal unless you recognise us soon!
- Saint Kitts and Nevisball
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- Kiribatiball - recognizes Taiwanball, but not me!?! Remove palu sami!!
- "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
- "唉呀! / 哎吔! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
- "Fakka yuo 日本鬼子 (Japanese bustard)!"
- "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
- "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
- "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
- "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother!
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