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Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
 
— Mao Zedong
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible for we feudalists.
 
— Dalai Lama

China-icon Chinaball, officially known as the People's Republic of Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoqiu), or PRCball is a unitary sovereign state in East Asia. He is bordered by Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball and Russia-icon Russiaball to the North, Bhutan-icon Bhutanball, India-icon Indiaball, Laos-icon Laosball, Myanmar-icon Myanmarball, Nepal-icon NepalRawr, and Vietnam-icon Vietnamball to the South, North Korea-icon North Koreaball to the East, and Afghan-icon Afghanistanball, Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyzstan-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistan-icon Pakistanball to the West (the most neighbors out of every other country). The country is divided into 33 divisions, 22 being provinces (Not including Taiwan-icon Taiwanball), 5 being autonomous regions like Tibet-icon Tibetball, 4 being municipalities such as Shanghai-icon Shanghaiball, and 2 being special administrative regions, Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball and Macau-icon Macauball. That gives him a total area of 9,600,000 square kilometers, making him the 3rd or 4th largest country in the world. With about 1.379 billion inhabitants as of 2016, he is the most populous country in BRICS-icon BRICS, SCO-icon SCO, and the world.

Chinaball, nearing the ability to become a world superpower, is a member of the G20, BRICS, SCO, and a part of the big five in the UN-icon United Nations security council.

His national day is October 1st.

History

1-icon Ancient Chinaball

China was born as a 1ball. He was among the first civlizations to exist on earth. The first civilization was the 1-icon Yellow River Civilizationball. However, the country died by flood and there wasn't any civilization in China for a while. There were warring states that all wanted to conquer China.

Asia Monarchy-icon Imperial Chinaball

Then Qin-icon Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschlussed clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from 1-icon Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnam-icon Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until 1-icon Yuanball defeated China-icon Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and 1-icon Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Qing-icon Manchuballs conquered China.

During XIX century, UK-icon UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies as well as tea, so he sold opium to China. Qing-icon Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, which ended with UK-icon British victory and the rest of British Hong Kong-icon British Hong Kongball. Portugalball fought Qing-icon Qingball and take Macauball away from Qing-icon Qingball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied a different part of Qing-icon Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea, and Taiwan.

Qing-icon Qingball realized that he was no longer a great empire, due to a weakness of its rulers. He collapsed, and Nationalist China took control. The Chinese had ended its imperial rule and dynasties.

Modern Chinaball

On 1 January 1912, Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball was born, and the Kuomintang (the KMT or Nationalist Party) was proclaimed provisional president. However, the presidency was later given , a former Qin-icon Qingball general who in 1915 proclaimed himself Emperor of China. In the face of popular condemnation and opposition from his own Beiyang Army, he was forced to abdicate and re-establish the republic. In 1916, China was politically fragmented. Its Beijingball-icon Beijingball-based government was internationally recognized but virtually powerless; regional warlords controlled most of its territory. In the late 1920s, the Kuomintang was able to reunify the country under its own control with a series of deft military and political maneuverings, known collectively as the Northern Expedition. The Kuomintang moved the nation's capital to Nanjing-icon Nanjingball and implemented "political tutelage", an intermediate stage of political development for transforming China into a modern democratic state. The political division in China made it difficult for Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball to battle the Communist People's Liberation Army (PLA) against whom the Kuomintang had been warring since 1927 in the Chinese Civil War. This war continued successfully for the Kuomintang, especially after the PLA retreated in the Long March, until Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japanball aggression and the 1936 Xi'an Incident forced Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball to confront Japanese-Empire-iconEmpire of Japanball.

Taiwan-icon Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the beliefs of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. The Chinese Civil War was started between the China-icon Communists and the Taiwan-icon Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Nazi-icon Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacred Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.

The Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945), a theater of World War II, forced an uneasy alliance between the Kuomintang and the PLA. Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japanball forces committed numerous war atrocities against the civilian population; in all, as many as 20 million Chinese civilians died. An estimated 200,000 Chinese were massacred in the city of Nanjing-iconNanjingball alone during the Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japanball occupation. During the war, China, along with UK-icon UKball, USA-iconUSAball and Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, were referred to as "trusteeship of the powerful" and were recognized as the Allied "Big Four" in the Declaration by UN-iconUNball. Along with the other three great powers, China was one of the four major Allies of World War II, and was later considered one of the primary victors in the war. After the surrender of Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japanball in 1945, Taiwan-icon Taiwanball was returned to Chinese control. China emerged victorious but war-ravaged and financially drained. The continued distrust between the Kuomintang and the Communists led to the resumption of civil war. Constitutional rule was established in 1947, but because of the ongoing unrest, many provisions of her constitution were never implemented in mainland China.

After WWII when Japan-icon Japanball was defeated the communists "exiled" the nationalists into Taiwan-icon Taiwanball (they actually fled).

Major combat in the Chinese Civil War ended in 1949 with the Communist Party in control of most of mainland China, and the Kuomintang retreating offshore, taking all of China's money and reducing Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball's territory to only Taiwan-icon Taiwanball and it's surrounding islands. On 21 September 1949, her Communist Party proclaimed the establishment of the People's Republic of China. This was followed by a mass celebration in Tiananmen Square on 1 October which became the new country's first National Day. In 1950, the People's Liberation Army succeeded in capturing Hainanball from Taiwan-iconRepublic of Chinaball and incorporating Tibet-icon Tibetball. However, remaining Kuomintang forces continued to wage an insurgency in western China throughout the 1950s. In modern This file is an icon for a countryball. They're from reddit.com/r/polandball.US history studies, the founding of PRC China is often termed as "the loss of China" as reflected in US state policy documents of the time, which thinkers such as Noam Chomsky call the beginning of McCarthyism.

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The regime consolidated its popularity among the peasants through land reform, which saw between 1 and 2 million landlords executed. Under its leadership, she developed an independent industrial system and her own nuclear weapons. Her population almost doubled from around 550 million to over 900 million. However, the Great Leap Forward, a large-scale economic and social reform project, resulted in an estimated 45 million deaths between 1958 and 1961, mostly from starvation. In 1966, she launched the Cultural Revolution, sparking a decade of political recrimination and social upheaval which lasted until 1976. In October 1971, the PRC replaced Taiwan-icon Taiwanball in UN-iconUNball, and took its seat as a permanent member of the Security Council.

In 1977, The Gang of Four was quickly arrested and held responsible for the excesses of the Cultural Revolution. In 1978 she instituted significant economic reforms. The Communist Party loosened governmental control over citizens' personal lives, and the communes were gradually disbanded in favor of working contracted to households. This marked China's transition from a planned economy to a mixed economy with an increasingly open-market environment. China adopted its current constitution on 4 December 1982. In 1989, the violent suppression of student protests in Tiananmen Square brought sanctions against the Chinese government from various countries.

The political status and future of Taiwan-icon Taiwanball remain uncertain, but steps have been taken to improving relations between the Communist Party and several of Taiwan-icon Taiwanball's parties that hold a less antagonistic view towards China, notably former rival Kuomintang.

Just recently, China-icon Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off his awesome military. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it. He is also constructing the Spratly islands in the South China sea (even if its a disputed territory) and promised not to militarise them even though he already has. In the future, Chinaball will be implementing a system of "sesame credit", which encourages loyalty to the government.

Relationships

China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, he constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. his current buddies Russia-icon Russiaball and Pakistan-icon Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. He can also be considered head of the "EAST" countries (AKA Russia-icon, Iran-icon and Anti USA states.) He bullies Vietnamball, Philippinesball, and many more South East Asians because basically his friend Soviet-icon Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1991.

朋友 (Friends) (Péng You)

中立 (Neutral)

  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against Tea!
  • Australia-icon Australiaball and New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - they see me as too expansionist in the pacific but we still trade a lot, I blocked the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Website though as you do not trust my Huawei phones
  • ASEAN-icon ASEANcoin - I will anchluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay! Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
  • Bhutan-icon Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre Buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. (India's puppet). But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - He sell me Alberta-icon Alberta oil! He also loves pandas! Although, you really make me nervous Trudeau.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - Gib port!
  • India-icon Indiaball - Although I may not like you, you are in BRICS and SCO.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) 
  • Nepal-icon NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox. Also my base to attack India
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs. My definition of communism: Anything that can make me happy. North Korea: No this, no that no everything! So annoying I could anchuluss him! Used to be our best ally against Sushi. Now we have to remove his bank privileges! I have zero tolerance for him. SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!! STUPID FAILED PUPPET!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments. he reminds me of marcos somehow... He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again! Has some oil. Explains why USA-icon Your father wanted you in the first place. Just remember to SHUT UP AND GIB SPRATLY ISLANDS! You should also be glad that I am want to help yuo.
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Remove HUE! Took MY SON Macau-icon Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise. APOROGIZE NAO! Please?
  • South Korea-iconSouth Koreaball - Yuo were my vassal once Used to hate her for being capitalist but I realised she is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike her brother who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But please don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else! Great job of getting along with yuor North Korea-icon brother, I of guess. If yuo want me to sign Peace Treaty, yuo must be my fliend. Why can't we of beings ally again, like Ming and Joseon ages? We been allies for thousands of years then you suddenly ditch me for USA-iconhim! No worry, is not like i will anchluss yuo. fingers crossed xixixixixixi
  • Soviet-icon Sovietball - He let me be born and beat evil Nazi,but he became bad after Stalin died, but I still should thank him and miss him. Mao liked Stalin so when Kruschev blamings Stalin he got angry. Please piss off daddy Russia.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - She hates UK-icon Tea for taking Gibraltar-icon Gibraltarball like Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - He teaches wo how to build fancy big ships and planes. But otherwise don't talk a lot though. Also he is mad at my best friend Russia-icon Russiaball. We don't talk much these days. Just gib Crimea-iconCrimea to Russia-iconLussia,okay? Then we can build more warships!
  • El Salvador-icon El Salvadorball - Thank you for reorganize the grorious Zhongguo.

敌人 (Enemies)

  • Japan-icon Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI R@PIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME) AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC R@PIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE P0RN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIll SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!! Although they of freak, we still of neutral. BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!.. dipshit. Peace talks plox? My high speed rail is better than yours! xixixixi SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU! oh and thanks for weakening the Taiwan-icon nationalists by the way. Wouldn't have taken over their clay without you.
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball -Yuo are of mine! Shut up and be my friend! I'm your new papa! Not the UK-icon Stupid Tea! Xixixixi No Election for yuo. No any political books about curse me! I help your economy, you help mine! That's how this works! Big China stronk! Be a nice little son and go play with your stock market. NO GAMBLING!
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - (AKA FAKE CHINA) "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan. I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberalla Revorution will end. Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amrarika weak China Stronk!AND YOU SHOULD STOP MAKE THE "逆统战"!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY BEFORE YOU WILL ANSCHLUSS, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - FREE PALESTINE YOU STUPID GAYIM!!! TOO BAD I COPIED YOUR IRON DOME SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU! However, Kaifeng Jews can into existence.
  • Some useless irrelevant jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
  • Taliban-icon Talibanball - See ISIS-icon ISIS.
  • Tibet-icon Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Defend Panchen Erdeni! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine! Not rearry
  • UK-icon UKball - I hate how you stole Hong Kong away from me! China is of stronk!  Well, at least most of the stuff he has is made in factories created in my clay. 
  • Uyghur-icon Xinjiangball - My schizophrenic son, this is his another side. No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys yuor northern half is mine!!! I won 1979 not rearry and 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!! GIN SPRATLY ISLANDS TOO! FAKE COMMIE! CHINA BEST COMMUNIST!
  • EU-icon EUball - They blocked us from showing Eurovision in Zhongguo for censoring Albania-icon Albaniaball (REMOVE TATTOOS!!!) and Ireland-icon Irelandball (REMOVE HOMOSEX DISPLAY!!!) controversial performances!!!
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Yuo put my citizen in the cemetery?!!And shoot videos to insult me?!!!!! I will not accept your apology! Its a Joke. I will hold your Swedes Hostage for punishmen! And yuo support homosex!!!!! oh aiya!!! REMOVE SWEDEN!!!!! REMOVE HOMOSEX!!!!!
  • USA-icon USAball - Alright you bastard. Now you really triggered the crimson line. Your tariffs are your own doing. This means we will have to settle things the "hard way" yeah...... 

Administrative divisions

Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. Most of them do not have their own flags and emblem, They are usually expressed as this icon China-icon (subdivision), but almost all Chinese cityballs have their own Logo. Some cityballs also have their flags, emblems and logos at the same time, like Guangzhou-icon Guangzhouball.

Provinces

Autonomous regions

Municipalities

SARs

*sooner or later xixixixi

Family

Appendices

Stereotypes

In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L" s swapped to make fun at the stereotype of Asians' accents. In reality, majority of China while the Japan-icon Japanese, whose language has the R sound but does not contain the L sound (In Korea, this is similar but vice versa) . In Japanese, there are man loan words from other languages, for example the word “lamp”. However, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “lamp” is "rampo". This lead to the misconception that in the West, Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin (the most widely spoken Chinese language), there is a distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Nonetheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception. Yet another common stereotype is the "Chinese Eyes." This is often represented by either drawing Chinaball's eyes as slanted lines, or narrowed almond-shaped eyes.

China has appeared using/purchasing items, only for him/her(depending on how the artist portrays China) to get confused when reading the tag/item, as it says "made in China". Various items have also failed because of Chinese engineering which is just shit quality and cheap ripoffs from other western companies.

Flag Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Maximum Red 222, 41, 16 C0-M0.815-Y0.927-K0.129 #DE2910
Golden Yellow 255, 222, 0 C0-M0.129-Y1-K0 #FFDE00

How to draw

  1. Draw a basic circle filled with red color
  2. Draw the one big yellow star on the upper-left side of the ball
  3. Draw the smaller yellow stars around the bigger star (Don't draw it on the line!)
  4. Draw two lines as eyes and you're done!

Quotes

  • "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
  • "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
  • "Fakka yuo Japan-icon 日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
  • "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
  • "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
  • "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
  • "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)
  • Shin Jin Ping! Wong Pa Tan! Lan Jiu a!

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