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Political power grows out of the barrel of a bun gun.
 
— Mao Zedong
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
 
— Dalai Lama

China-icon Chinaball, officially known as the People's Republic of Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoqiu), or PRCball is a unitary sovereign state in East Asia. He is bordered by Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball and Russia-icon Russiaball to the North, Bhutan-icon Bhutanball, India-icon Indiaball, Laos-icon Laosball, Myanmar-icon Myanmarball, Nepal-icon NepalRawr, and Vietnam-icon Vietnamball to the South, North Korea-icon North Koreaball to the East, and Afghan-icon Afghanistanball, Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyzstan-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistan-icon Pakistanball to the West (The most neighbors out of every other country). The country is divided into 33 divisions, 22 being provinces (Not including Taiwan-icon Taiwanball), 5 being autonomous regions like Tibet-icon Tibetball, 4 being municipalities such as Shanghai-icon Shanghaiball, and 2 being special administrative regions, Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball and Macau-icon Macauball. That gives him a total area of 9,600,000 square kilometers, making him the 3rd or 4th largest country in the world. With about 1.379 billion inhabitants as of 2016, he is the most populous country in BRICS, SCO, and the world.

Chinaball, nearing the ability to become a world superpower, is a member of the G20, BRICS, SCO, and a part of the big five in the UN-icon United Nations security council

China is often seen as a new rival to USA-icon USAball as he is a hard working country with the 3rd strongest military in the world behind Russia. Due to USA-icon USAball's declining influence, some people have predicted that Chinaball could become the next sole superpower on the world stage.

His national day is October 1st.

History

1-icon Ancient Chinaball

Centuries ago, China used to be a land full of nomadic 1-icon 1balls. These tribes were sworn enemies who all had the goal of creating one Chinese empire, as well as bureaucratic and military reforms and consolidation. As many dynasties such as Xiaball, Mingball, and Jinball had come and go, with China becoming whole and breaking up repeatedly. Eventually it all ended when one kingdom was able to defeat the rest of the smaller Chinese kingdoms, 1-icon Qinball.

1-icon ImperChinaball

Then 1-icon Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschlussed clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from 1-icon Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnam-icon Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until 1-icon Yuanball defeated China-icon Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and 1-icon Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Qing-icon Manchuballs conquered China.

During XIX century, UK-icon UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies, so he sold opium to China. Qing-icon Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, which ended with UK-icon British victory and the rest of British Hong Kong-icon British Hong Kongball. Portugalball fought Qing-icon Qingball and take Macauball away from Qing-icon Qingball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qing-icon Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.

Qing-icon Qingball realized that he was no longer a great empire, due to a weakness of its rulers. He collapsed, and Nationalist China took control. The Chinese had ended its imperial rule and dynasties.

Modern Chinaball

Taiwan-icon Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the beliefs of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. The Chinese Civil War got started between the China-icon Communists and the Taiwan-icon Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Nazi-icon Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacled Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.

After WWII when Japan-icon Japanball was defeated the communists "exiled" the nationalists into Taiwan-icon Taiwanball (they actually fled).

He also owned the computer technology company Lenovo, and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwan-icon Taiwanball). He also had many cal companies such as JAC, Chang'an, Chely, FAW and BYD but they never made it to USA-icon USAball.

Influenced by Confucianismball, Chinaball often try her best to respect and protect ethnic minority's cultures and solidarity, including Uyghur-icon Xinjiang, Tibet-icon Tibet and so on, whose position even higher than Han-Chinese (otherwise known as oppression of Tibet and Xinjiang). But even so, there are still some ethnic minorities who want to be independent. He does not like the principles that have been offended by her, even to her sons. While defending the culture of ethnic minorities, Chinaball also pays great attention to the protection of Han culture (such as the Cultural Revolution).

Just recently, China-icon Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off his awesome military. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it. He is also constructing the Spratly islands in the South China sea and it's being man made (even if its a disputed territory, and promised not to militirize them).

Relationships

China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, he constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. his current buddies Russia-icon Russiaball and Pakistan-icon Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. He can also be considered head of the "EAST" countries (AKA Russia-icon, Iran-icon and Anti USA states.) He bullies Vietnamball, Philippinesball, and many more South East Asians because basically his friend Soviet-icon Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1991.

朋友 (Friends) (Péng You)

  • Russia-icon Russiaball - My best friend. Also a member of BRICS and arry against dumb capitalist pigs. xixi. Former USSR.
  • Soviet-icon Sovietball - He let my born and beat evil Nazi,but he been bad after Stalin died,but I still should thanks him and miss him . Mao liked Stalin so when Kruschev blamings Stalin he got angry.Just never come back please.
  • Ba'athist Iraq-icon Ba'athist Iraqball - Former comrade.
  • Afghan-icon Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USA-icon USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may Taliban-icon want to reconsider...
  • African Union-icon African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons
  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshball - Anothel ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our glorious clay.
  • Burundi-icon Burundiball - USA-icon Burger and EU-icon EUball dumped him, I have now been helping him out a lot
  • Cambodia-icon Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Caribean why yuo not of free market?
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
  • Gambia-icon Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwan-icon Taiwanball.
  • Fiji-icon Fijiball - little trading partner in the pacific, plus he is my best pacific island friend
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons but he hates everyone in UNball's council including USAball except me XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI
  •  Syria-icon Sudan-icon Iraq-icon Kebabs- Third world dictatorships like me comlade! Also gib oil.
  • Laos-icon Laosball- Communist ally! Little friend in Southeast Asia.
  • Macau-icon Macauball - Although he is a SAR like Hong Kong-icon Hong Kong, I like him much more than his rebellious brother, who can't shut up about freedom and democracy. He is such a wimp good child. So I can control him easily xixi. Also I like to squander my huge money in his casinos. It's very great to corruption kill time xixixixixixi.
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Our ancestors had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in China. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox. (Nansha Islands is mine! gib back!) WE WILL ANSCHLUSS PINOY!!!
  • Mauritius-icon Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
  • Myanmar-icon Myanmarball- enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants. Stay away from Kokangball! I also Support you on the Rohingya.
  • Inner Mongolia-icon Neimengguball - He is very stable, unlike some people. Separatists here are too few that they don't exist at all.
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We sell him weapons and gib aid. But now he is getting a bit out of hand. SHUT UP AND OBEY ME!
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball- Is of good fliend
  • South Africa-icon South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there. Potential SAR xixixi. arso says rah..
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil.2
  • Uyghur-icon Xinjiangball - My poor son that get schizophrenia. Don't worry, I will try my best to save you. He is a grateful and faithful kid when he is in the bright side. When he is on the separatist side though, he tends to threaten me and make relations with those ISIS-icon terrorists...
  • Tibet-icon Xizangball - Come on, we are a family! The whole Huaxia nation! What seemr to be the problem? Every minorities' position of me is higher than the Han people. Do you need me to do something for you? Of course, in addition to independence. You all need my economy, and I need your resources. There is no need for us to be hostile to each other. Also, Xizangball you should listen to Panchen Erdeni but not Dalai Lama.

中立 (Neutral)

  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against Tea!
  • Australia-icon Australiaball and New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - they see me as two expansionist in the pacific but we still trade a lot
  • ASEAN-icon ASEANcoin - I will anchluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay! Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
  • Bhutan-icon Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre Buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. (India's puppet). But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - He sell me Alberta-icon Alberta oil! He also loves pandas!, although you are basically like mini burger
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - Gib port!
  • India-icon Indiaball - Although I may not like you, you are in BRICS and SCO. A word of advice, Don't trust the fat Burger.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Massacre.
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant. STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!! STAY AWAY FROM OUR WALL!!
  • Nepal-icon NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox. Also the good spot to attack India
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs. My definition of communism : Anything that can make me happy. North Korea: No this, no that no everything! So annoying I could anchuluss him! Used to be our best ally against Sushi. Now we have to remove his bank privileges! SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!! STUDID FAIRED PUPPET!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments. he reminds me of marcos somehow... SPOILERS: He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again! GIB SPRATLY ISLANDS!
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Remove HUE! Took MY SON Macau-icon Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Yuo were my vassal once Used to hate her for being capitalist but I realised she is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike her brother who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But please don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else! Great job of getting along with yuor North Korea-icon brother, i of guess. If yuo want me to sign Peace Treaty, yuo must get rid of USA-icon burger. No worry, is not like i will anchluss yuo. fingers crossed xixixixixixi
  • Spain-icon Spainball - She hates UK-icon Tea for taking Gibraltar-icon Gibraltarball like Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - He teaches wo how to build fancy big ships and planes. But otherwise don't talk a lot though. Also he is mad at my best friend Russia-icon Russiaball.
  • USA-icon USAball - He sells our stuff! will invade us someday. But his president used to hate us but now we're cool. Stop calling us Ching Chong!

敌人 (Enemies)

  • Japan-icon Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI R@PIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME) AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC R@PIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE P0RN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIll SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!! Although they of freak, we still of neutral. BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!.. dipshit. I'll nuke you too you idiot Peace talks plox? Also japanball just cheap shitty chinaball knockoff, stop stearing our curture.My high speed rail is better than yours! muahahaha xixixixi SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU! oh and thanks for weaking the Taiwan-icon nationalists btw. wouldn't have taken over the clay without you.
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball - Yuo are of mine! Shut the F**K up and be my puppet! I'm your new r@pist papa! Not the UK-icon Stupid F**king Tea! Xixixixi No Election for yuo. No any political books about curse me! Big China stronk! But prease still continue to have milk powder.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - (AKA FAKE CHINA) "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan. I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberalla Revorution will end. Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amrarika weak China Stronk!AND YOU SHOULD STOP MAKE THE "逆统战"!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY BEFORE YOU WILL ANSCHLUSS, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - FREE PALESTINE YOU STUPID GAYIM!!! TOO BAD I COPIED YOUR IRON DOME SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU!
  • Some useless irrelevant jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
  • Taliban-icon Talibanball - See ISIS-icon ISIS.
  • Tibet-icon Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Defend Panchen Erdeni! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine! Not rearry
  • UK-icon UKball - GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH! Burned down my precious gorld and lots of my clay and forced to pay huge amount of money!! stupid UK! 1840 WORST YEAR OF MY(Qingball's) LIFE!!!!!! Took lots of treasures and art from us like they always do (most notably Greece-icon Greeceball and Egypt-icon Egyptball). He took MY SON Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball from me for 150 years. 1842 DAMN IT!!!(also for Qing-icon Qingball) Still won't aporogise. Please Hong Kong-icon Hong Kong isn't yuo anymore. JUST DON'T CARE Hong Kong-icon HONG KONG'S THING AND BACK TO DRINK YOU'R TEA!!! But gib downton abbey and land rover. ALSO, yuo stole my TEA CULTURE!!!! CHINA TEA IS THE REAL TEA!!! NOT YUO ENGLISH RED FAKE TEA!!! AND CHINA TEA IS THE BEST TEA EVER!!!!
  • Uyghur-icon Uyghurball - My schizophrenic son, this is his another side. No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys yuor northern half is mine!!! I won 1979 not rearry and 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!! GIN SPRATLY ISLANDS TOO! FAKE COMMIE! CHINA BEST COMMUNIST!
  • EU-icon EUball - They blocked us from showing Eurovision in Zhongguo for censoring Albania-icon Albaniaball (REMOVE TATTOOS!!!) and Ireland-icon Irelandball (REMOVE HOMOSEX DISPLAY!!!) controversial performances!!!

Administrative divisions

Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. Most of them do not have their own flags and emblem, They are usually expressed as this icon China-icon (subdivision), but almost all Chinese cityballs have their own Logo. Some cityballs also have their flags, emblems and logos at the same time, like Guangzhou-icon Guangzhouball.

Provinces

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Municipalities

SARs

*sooner or later xixixixi

Family

Appendices

Stereotypes

In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L" s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak, although in reality the majority of Chinese, while the Japan-icon Japanese, who's language has the R sound but does not contain the L sound (In Korea, this is similar but vice versa) . In Japanese, there are man loan words from othe languages, for example the word “lamp”; however, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “lamp” is "rampo". This lead to the misconception in the west that Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin, the most widely spoken Chinese language, there are distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Notheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception. Yet another common stereotype is the "Chinese Eyes." This is often represented by either drawing Chinaball's eyes as slanted lines, or narrowed almond-shaped eyes.

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Maximum Red 222, 41, 16 C0-M0.815-Y0.927-K0.129 #DE2910
Golden Yellow 255, 222, 0 C0-M0.129-Y1-K0 #FFDE00

How to draw

1. Draw a basic circle filled with red color

2. Draw the one big yellow star on the upper-left side of the ball

3. Draw the smaller yellow stars around the bigger star (Don't draw it on the line!)

4. Draw two lines as eyes and you're done!

Quotes

  • "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
  • "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
  • "Fakka yuo Japan-icon 日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
  • "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
  • "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
  • "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
  • "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)
  • Shin Jin Ping! Wong Pa Tan! Lan Jiu a!

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