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— Mao Zedong
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— Dalai Lama
Chinaball, officially known as the People's Republic of Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoqiu), or PRCball is a unitary sovereign state in East Asia. He is made up of 33 divisions, 22 being provinces (Not including Taiwanball), 5 being autonomous regions like Tibetball, 4 being municipalities such as Shanghaiball, and 2 being special administrative regions, Hong Kongball and Macauball. That gives him a total area of 9,600,000 square kilometers, making him the 3rd or 4th largest country in the world. With about 1.379 billion inhabitants as of 2016, he is the most populous country in BRICS, SCO, and the world.
Chinaball, nearing the ability to become a world superpower, is a member of the G20, BRICS, SCO, and a part of the big five in the United Nations security council
China is often seen as a new rival to USAball as he is a hard working country with the 3rd strongest military in the world behind Russia. Due to USAball's declining influence, some people have predicted that Chinaball could become the next sole superpower on the world stage.
His national day is October 1st.
Centuries ago, China used to be a land full of nomadic 1balls. These tribes were sworn enemies who all had the goal of creating one Chinese empire, as well as bureaucratic and military reforms and consolidation. As many dynasties such as Xiaball, Mingball, and Jinball had come and go, with China becoming whole and breaking up repeatedly. Eventually it all ended when one kingdom was able to defeat the rest of the smaller Chinese kingdoms, Qinball.
Then Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschlussed clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until Yuanball defeated Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Manchuballs conquered China.
During XIX century, UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies, so he sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, which ended with British victory and the rest of British Hong Kongball. Portugalball fought Qingball and take Macauball away from Qingball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.
Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the beliefs of Soviet Unionball. The Chinese Civil War got started between the Communists and the Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacled Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.
He also owned the computer technology company Lenovo,and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwanball). He also had many cal companies such as JAC, Chang'an, Chely, FAW and BYD but they never made it to USAball.
Influenced by Confucianismball, Chinaball often try her best to respect and protect ethnic minority's cultures and solidarity, including Xinjiang, Tibet and so on, whose position even higher than Han-Chinese. But even so, there are still some ethnic minorities who want to be independent. He does not like the principles that have been offended by her, even to her sons. While defending the culture of ethnic minorities, Chinaball also pays great attention to the protection of Han culture.
Just recently, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off his awesome military. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it. He is also constructing the Spratly islands in the south China sea and it's being man made.
In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L" s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak, although in reality the majority of Chinese, while the Japanese, who's language has the R sound but does not contain the L sound (In Korea, this is similar but vice versa) . In Japanese, there are man loan words from othe languages, for example the word “lamp”; however, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “lamp” is "rampo". This lead to the misconception in the west that Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin, the most widely spoken Chinese language, there are distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Notheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception. Yet another common stereotype is the "Chinese Eyes." This is often represented by either drawing Chinaball's eyes as slanted lines, or narrowed almond-shaped eyes.
China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, he constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. his current buddies Russiaball and Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. He bullies Vietnamball, Philippinesball, and many more South East Asians because basically his friend Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1993.
朋友 (Friends) (Péng You)
- Russiaball - My best friend. Also a member of BRICS and arry against dumb capitalist pigs. xixi. Former USSR.
- Sovietball - My comrade, currently dead... I sure miss him.
- Ba'athist Iraqball - Former comrade.
- Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may want to reconsider...
- African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons
- Australiaball - He sells us minerals! Also many of me living on his clay.
- Bangladeshball - Anothel ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
- Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
- Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our glorious clay.
- Canadaball - He sell me Alberta oil! He also loves pandas!
- Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
- Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Caribean
why yuo not of free market?
- Czechball - Best European country which loves China and wants to cooperate with our great socialist country.
- Egyptball - Buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
- Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwanball.
- Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢
- Iowaball - He gives me beef, pork and other farming related things. Our president lived there to learn about how they farm. Their governor is now of ambassador to our clay
- Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons but he hates everyone in UNball's council including USAball
except me XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI
- Kebabs- Third world
dictatorships like mecomlade! Also gib oil.
- Laosball- Communist ally! Little friend in Southeast Asia.
- Macauball - Although he is a SAR like Hong Kong, I like him much more than his rebellious brother, who can't shut up about freedom and democracy. He is such a
wimpgood child. So I can control him easily xixi.Also I like to squander my huge money in his casinos. It's very great to corruptionkill time xixixixixixi.
- Malaysiaball - Our ancestors had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in China. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox. (Nansha Islands is mine! gib back!) WE WILL ANSCHLUSS PINOY!!!
- Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
- Myanmarball- enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants. Stay away from Kokangball! I also Support you on the Rohingya.
- Neimengguball - He is very stable, unlike some people. Separatists here are too few that they don't exist at all.
- New Zealandball - Great trading partners! Many Chinese come educate and visit here! And gib Fonterra!
- Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We sell weapons to them. And I buy weapons from him, hes my homie, hes got my back and ive got his, also he helps me get water to the west side of my country, And we hate Shit eat- India. He is my best friend, and he acts like one.
- Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
- Serbiaball- Is of good fliend
- South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
- Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
- Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there.
Potential SARxixixi. arso says rah..
- Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil.2
- Xinjiangball - My poor son that get schizophrenia. Don't worry, I will try my best to save you. He is a grateful and faithful kid when he is in the bright side. When he is on the separatist side though, he tends to threaten me and make relations with those terrorists...
- Xizangball - Come on, we are a family! The whole Huaxia nation! What seemr to be the problem? Every minorities' position of me is higher than the Han people. Do you need me to do something for you? Of course, in addition to independence. You all need my economy, and I need your resources. There is no need for us to be hostile to each other. Also, Xizangball you should listen to Panchen Erdeni but not Dalai Lama.
- Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against Tea!
- ASEANcoin -
I will anchluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay!Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
- Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre Buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you.
(India's puppet). But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country.
- Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!
- Greeceball - Gib port!
- Indiaball - Frenemy. Although I may not like you, you are a member of BRICS and friend of Russia. Can into SCO. LEAVE PAKISTAN ALONE!!!!!
- Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Massacre.
- Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant.
STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!! STAY AWAY FROM OUR WALL!!
- NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox.
Also the good spot to attack India
- North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs. <s>My definition of communism : Anything that can make me happy. North Korea: No this, no that no everything!</s>So annoying I could anchuluss him! Used to be our best ally against Sushi. Now we have to remove his bank privileges!
SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!! STUDID FAIRED PUPPET!
- Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments.
he reminds me of marcos somehow...SPOILERS: He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again! GIB SPRATLY ISLANDS!
- Portugalball - Remove HUE! Took MY SON Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
- South Koreaball - Used to hate her for being capitalist but I realised she is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike her brother who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But please don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else! Great job of getting along with yuor brother, i of guess. If yuo want me to sign Peace Treaty, yuo must get rid of burger. No worry, is not like i will anchluss yuo.
fingers crossed xixixixixixx
- Spainball - She hates Tea for taking Gibraltarball like Hong Kongball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
- Ukraineball - He teaches wo how to build fancy big ships and planes. But otherwise don't talk a lot though. Also he is mad at my best friend Russiaball.
- USAball - He sells our stuff! (will invade us someday). But his president used to hate us but now we're cool. Stop calling us Ching Chong!
- Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI R@PIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)
AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC R@PIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE P0RN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIll SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!!Although they of freak, we still of neutral. BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!.. dipshit. I'll nuke you too you idiot Peace talks plox? Also japanball just cheap shitty chinaball knockoff, stop stearing our curture.My high speed rail is better than yours! muahahaha xixixixi SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU!
- Hong Kongball - Yuo are of mine! Shut the F**K up
and be my puppet! I'm your new r@pist papa! Not the Stupid F**king Tea! Xixixixi No Election for yuo. No any political books about curse me! Big China stronk! But prease still continue to have milk powder.
- Taiwanball - (AKA FAKE CHINA) "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan.
I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberalla Revorution will end.Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amrarika weak China Stronk!
- ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY BEFORE YOU WILL ANSCHLUSS, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
- Israelcube - FREE PALESTINE YOU STUPID GAYIM!!! TOO BAD I COPIED YOUR IRON DOME SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU!
useless irrelevantjerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
- Burkina Fasoball
- São Tomé and Príncipeball(Formerly)- top acting suspicious, Portugese puppet., but now he recognizes me so I like him now
- eSwatiniball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
- Vatican Cityball - We are officially atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches! Remove! But he has recently been more interested in communicating with me than Taiwanball.
Taiwanball has no European friends any more. But if you work with him again, you will get a meeting with Mr. CRH380A.
- Marshall Islandsball - Another US puppet!
- Solomon Islandsball
- Dominican Republicball - (Formerly) Now recognizes me, so he is good
- El Salvadorball
- Haitiball - I hope you will soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
- Nicaraguaball - We will soon open a canal that will rival Panama! Please recognise us soon!
- Panamaball- (Formerly) We will watch you!, but now he recognizes me, so he is good
- Paraguayball- Yuo cannot into rerevance XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!
- Saint Kitts and Nevisball- Beef jerky.
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- Kiribatiball - recognizes Taiwanball, but not me!?! Remove palu sami!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO!
- Nauruball - Russia ally that doesn't recognize me!
- Talibanball - See ISIS.
- Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Defend Panchen Erdeni! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine!
- UKball -
GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH!Burned down my precious gorld and lots of my clay and forced to pay huge amount of money!! stupid UK!1840 WORST YEAR OF MY(Qingball's) LIFE!!!!!! Took lots of treasures and art from us like they always do (most notably Greeceball and Egyptball). He took MY SON Hong Kongball from me for 150 years. 1842 DAMN IT!!!(also for Qingball) Still won't aporogise. Please Hong Kong isn't yuo anymore. JUST DON'T CARE HONG KONG'S THING AND BACK TO DRINK YOU'R TEA!!! But gib downton abbey and land rover. ALSO, yuo stole my TEA CULTURE!!!! CHINA TEA IS THE REAL TEA!!! NOT YUO ENGLISH RED FAKE TEA!!! AND CHINA TEA IS THE BEST TEA EVER!!!!
- Uyghurball - My schizophrenic son, this is his another side. No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
- Vietnamball -
Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys yuor northern half is mine!!!I won 1979 not rearryand 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!! GIN SPRATLY ISLANDS TOO! FAKE COMMIE! CHINA BEST COMMUNIST!
- EUball - They blocked us from showing Eurovision in Zhongguo for censoring Albaniaball (REMOVE TATTOOS!!!) and Irelandball (REMOVE HOMOSEX DISPLAY!!!) controversial performances!!!
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. Most of them do not have their own flags and emblem, They are usually expressed as this icon , but almost all Chinese cityballs have their own Logo. Some cityballs also have their flags, emblems and logos at the same time, like Guangzhouball.
- ( Harbinball)
- ( Kaifengball)
- ( Wuhanball)
- ( Yanbianball)
- ( Xi'anball)
- ( Taiyuanball)
*sooner or later xixixixi
- "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
- "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
- "Fakka yuo 日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
- "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
- "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
- "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
- "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)
- Shin Jin Ping! Wong Pa Tan! Lan Jiu a!
- Qingball - My grandfather
- Nationalist China - My father, we hated each other and I don't want him back.
- Lanfang Republicball - Uncle
- Communist China - My young time
- Taiwanball -
- Hong Kongball -
- Macauball - Son
- Tibetball - Son
- Uyghurball - Son
- Malaysiaball - Cousin
- Tringapore - Cousin
- Indonesiaball - Cousin
- Burmaball - sino-tibetan brother
- Bhutanball - sino-tibetan brother
Famous Chinese People
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