|“||苟利国家生死以，岂因祸福避趋之！(I will do whatever it takes to serve my country even at the cost of my own life, regardless of fortune or misfortune to myself.)||”|
Chinaball, officially known as the People's Republic of Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoqiu), or PRCball, is a really
polluted large and relevant country in Asia, with a very large influence in culture especially in East Asia.
Chinaball rivals Indiaball to have the longest heredity, one of his oldest ancestors being the Qinball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but he actually is of capitalist, he just has a communist shell. Today, Chinaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
For millennia, Chinaball's emerged as the world's earliest civilizations and its political system was based on hereditary monarchies, or dynasties, beginning with the semi-legendary Xia dynasty but it expanded, fractured, and re-unified numerous times. In 1912, the Republic of Chinaball (ROCball) replaced the last dynasty and ruled the Chinese mainland until 1949, when it was defeated by the communist People's Liberation Army in the Chinese Civil War. The Communist Party established the People's Republic of Chinaball in Beijing on 21 September 1949, while the ROCball government retreated to Taiwan with its present temporary de facto capital in Taipeiball. Both the ROCball and PRCball continue to claim to be the legitimate government of all Chinaball, though the latter has more recognition in the world and controls more territory.
So a very long long time ago, China used to be land full of nomadic 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came arong and China can into civilization. The Hanball say they have the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, because they were the father figures of China. The Xiaball, Shangball, and Zhouball ruled until civil wars created chaos.
Then Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschlussed clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until Yuanball defeated Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Manchuballs conquered China.
During XIX century, UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies, so he sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, which ended with British victory and the rest of British Hong Kongball. Portugalball fought Qingball and take Macauball away from Qingball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.
Qingball realized that he was no longer a great empire, due to a weakness of its rulers. He gave the rule to Nationalist China, and China ended its imperal rule and dynasties.
Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the lies of Soviet Unionball. Chinese Civil War got started between the Communists and the Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacled Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.
He also owned the computer technology company Lenovo,and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwanball). He also had many cal companies such as JAC,Chang'an, Chely, FAW and BYD but they never made it to USAball.
Influenced by Confucianismball, Chinaball often try her best to respect and protect ethnic minority's cultures and solidarity, including Xinjiang, Tibet and so on, whose position even higher than Han-Chinese. But even so, there are still some ethnic minorities who want to be independent.He does not like the principles that have been offended by her, even to her sons.While defending the culture of ethnic minorities, Chinaball also pays great attention to the protection of Han culture.
Just recently, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off his awesome military. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it. He is also constructing the Spratly islands in the south China sea and it's being man made.
In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak, although in reality the majority of Chinese, while the Japanese, who's language has the R sound but does not contain the L sound (In Korea, this is similar but vice versa) . In Japanese, there are man loan words from othe languages, for example the word “lamp”; however, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “lamp” is "rampo". This lead to the misconception in the west that Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin, the most widely spoken Chinese language, there are distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Notheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception. Yet another common stereotype is the "Chinese Eyes." This is often represented by either drawing Chinaball's eyes as slanted lines, or narrowed almond-shaped eyes.
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics.
Most of them do not have their own flags and emblem, They are usually expressed as this icon , but almost all Chinese cityballs have their own Logo.Some cityballs also have their flags, emblems and logos at the same time, like Guangzhouball.
- ( Harbinball)
- ( Kaifengball)
- ( Wuhanball)
- ( Yanbianball)
- ( Xi'anball)
- ( Taiyuanball)
- ( Ningboball)
- ( Yinchuanball)
- ( Ürümqiball)
* sooner or later xixixixi
China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, it constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. her current buddies Russiaball and Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. She bullies Vietnamball, Philippinesball, and many more South East Asians because basically her friend Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1993.
- Sovietball - My Husband cullentry dead... I sule miss him. REMEMBER SINO-SOVIET Split!
- Russiaball - China's best friend. Also a membel of BRICS and arry against dumb capitalist pigs. xixi. Former USSR.
- Laosball- Communist arry! Rittre fliend in Southeast Asia.
- Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant.
STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!!! STAY AWAY FROM OUR WALL!!
- Afghanistanball - We sord weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that tleachelous Soviet thleat. Howevel, I may want to reconsider...
- Myanmarball- enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants.
Stay away from Kokangball !I also Support you on the Rohingya.
- Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We sell weapons to them. And I buy weapons from him, hes my homie, hes got my back and ive got his, also he helps me get water to the west side of my country, And we hate Shit eat- India. He is my best friend, and he acts like one.
- Serbiaball- Is of good fliend
- Bangladeshball - Anothel ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
- NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox.
Also the good spot to attack India
- Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our grorious clay.
- Malaysiaball - Our ancesters had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in china. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox.
(Nansha Islands is mine!gib back!)
- Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
- Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there.
Potential SARxixixi. arso says rah..
- Macauball - Although he is a SAR like Hong Kong, I like him much more than his rebellious brother, who can't shut up about freedom and democracy. He is such a
wimpgood child. So I can control him easily xixi.Also I like to squander my huge money in his casinos. It's very great to corruptionkill time xixixixixixi.
- Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢
- Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
- Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
- Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against Tea!
- Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
- Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil.
- Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Caribean
why yuo not of free market?
- Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
- South Koreaball (sometimes) - Used to hate him for being capitalist but I realised he is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike his hat who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But prease don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else!
- Australiaball - He sells us minerals! Also many of me living on his clay
- New Zealandball - Great trading partners! Many Chinese come educate and visit here! And gib Fonterra!
- South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
- African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons
- Canadaball - He sell me Alberta oil! He also loves pandas!
- USAball - He sells our stuff! (will invade us someday). But his president used to hate us but now we're cool. Stop calling us Ching Chong!
- Iowaball - He gives me beef, pork and other farming related things. Our president lived there to learn about how they farm.Their governor is now of ambassador to our clay
- Neimengguball - He is very stable, unlike some people. Separatists here are too few that they don't exist at all.
- Xinjiangball - My poor daughter that get schizophrenia. Don't worry, I will try my best to saye you.She is a grateful and faithful kid when she is in the bright side.
- Xizangball - Come on, we are a family! The whole Huaxia nation! What seemr to be the problem? Every minorities' position of me is higher than the Han people. Do you need me to do something for you? Of course, in addition to independence. You all need my economy, and I need your resources. There is no need for us to be hostile to each other. Also, Xizangball you should listen to Panchen Erdeni but not Dalai Lama.
- Czechball - Best European country which loves China and wants to cooperate with our great socialist country.
- Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons but he hates everyone in UNball's council including USAball
except me XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI
- Egyptball - buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
- Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwanball.
- Israelcube - Comes to eat food on Chlismas Day.
technology-to-china/ Thankings yuor weaponFree Palestine!
- Most kebabs - Third world
dictatorships like mecomlade! Also gib oil.
- ASEANcoin -
I will anchluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay!Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
- Indiaball -Flenemy. Although I may not like you, you are a member of BRICS and friend of Russia. Can into SCO. LEAVE PAKISTAN ALONE!!!!!
- North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs. So annoying I could anchuluss him! Used to be our best ally against Sushi. Now we have to remove his bank privileges!
SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!! STUDID FAIRED PUPPET!
- Greeceball - Gib port!
- Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you.
(India's puppet). But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country .
- Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments.
he reminds me of marcos somehow...SPOILERS: He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again! GIB SPRATLY ISLANDS!
- Spainball - She hates Tea for taking Gibraltarball like Hong Kongball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
- Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Massacre.
- Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!
- Ukraineball - He teaches wo how to build fancy big ships and planes. But otherwise don't talk a lot though. Also she is mad at my best friend Russiaball.
- Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI RAPIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)
AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC RAPIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE P0RN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIll SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!!Although they of freak, we still of neutral. BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!.... dipshit. I'll nuke you too you idiot
- UKball -
GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH!Burned down my precious gorld and lots of my clay and forced to pay huge amount of money !! stupid UK!1840 WORST YEAR OF MY(Qingball's) LIFE!!!!!! Took lots of treasures and art from us like they always do (most notably Greeceball and Egyptball). He took MY SON Hong Kongball from me for 150 years.1842 DAMN IT!!!(also for Qingball) Still won't aporogise. Please Hong Kong isn't yuo anymore. JUST DON'T CARE HONG KONG'S THING AND BACK TO DRINK YOU'R TEA!!! But gib downton abbey and land rover. ALSO, yuo stole my TEA CULTURE!!!! CHINA TEA IS THE REAL TEA!!! NOT YUO ENGLISH RED FAKE TEA!!! AND CHINA TEA IS THE BEST TEA EVER!!!!
- Taiwanball - (AKA FAKE CHINA) "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan.
I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberalla Revorution will end.Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amrarika weak China Stronk!
- Hong Kongball - Yuo are of mine! Shut the F**K up
and be my puppet! I'm your new rapist papa! Not the Stupid F**king Tea! Xixixixi No Election for yuo. No any political books about curse me! Big China stronk! But prease still continue to have milk powder.
- Indiaball - stupid ā sān!!!!! Remove Curry! Remove "YINDU SHENYOU"! F**K OFF YUOR FAKE ARUNACHAL PRADESH! IT IS GLORIOUS CHINESE CLAY! REMOVE YUOR STUPID PEOPLE FROM MY CLAY. HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOT 1962? DO YUO WANT TO LET ME KICK YUOR ASS AGAIN? JUST EAT YUOR SHIT AND CLEAN YUOR AS**OLE WITH YUOR HANDS!! STUPID ā sān! also, I will let yuor Northeast Territories Independence and let me anschruss them! Especially Sikkim, Assam and Manipur!I will also let Kashmir and Gujarat into Pakistan Clay! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI~~~
- South Koreaball (sometimes) - Stop being a USA puppet and remove THAAD! O YEAH MARCH 23 IS A BEST DAY ! China is stronger than South Korea in Helong Stadium!
I can into keepings Jeju.
- Portugalball (sometimes) - Remove HUE! Took MY SON Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
- Vietnamball -
Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys yuor northern half is mine!!!I won 1979 not rearryand 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!! GIN SPRATLY ISLANDS TOO! FAKE COMMIE! CHINA BEST COMMUNIST!
- Philippinesball (not so much anymore) - FUCK-SLAVE JAPAYUKIS STILL SUCKING DICKS OF NAZI OPPRESSORS!!! Yultong Bridge is of crapitalist propaganda! Remove Weeaboo-puppet Barut and Adobo! Nansha and Huangyan is of wo! MALAYSIA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAOFEILIUBINREN GUIZI! XIXIXIXI, I won FIBA BID AND FIBA ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP FERUBIN GUIZI! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI! But since your current president took office, so I may look the other way, BUT REMEMBER SOUTH CHINA SEA IS OF MINE! But now he is be great for me now.
- Malaysiaball (sometimes) - AIYAAAA! Remove Nasi remak! Nansha is of grorious Zhongguo cray!
- Bruneiball (sometimes) - Remove Ketupat! Nansha and oil of South China Sea is of Zhongguo plopelty!
- Indonesiaball (sometimes) - WHY YOU RENAME SOME PARTS OF SOUTH CHINA SEA TO NORTH NATUNA SEA IN YUOR MAP?! South China Sea belongs to China!
- Russiaball (sometimes) -
I will take back Outer Manchuria!We had terrtiorial disputes.
- Myanmarball (once only) - he accidentally bombed my clay
and exposed how easily my airspace can be breached.
- Argentinaball (once only) - Aiya? Why you sink my fishing boat?!? I thought we were allies? This bitch is of responsible for mocking my accent on Twitter. He apologized for this
- Uyghurball - My schizophrenic daughter, this is her another side. No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
- Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Defend Panchen Erdeni! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine!
- ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY WITH YOUR ALLAHU ABKAR, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
- North Koreaball - Former ally, now a very annoying ball who wont shut up about nukes. South Koreaball is of much better than him. He gets no coal for a week as punishment if he no shut up about nukes. Seriously, the Cold War is over, I decided to move on and industrialize myself with "market socialism," and you still want to throw a nuke in USAball. Seriously, when will you also try "Market Socialism"?
You're just a puppet that only serves to get the yanks away from my clay. Do not forget that.
- Talibanball - See ISIS.
- Some jerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
- Burkina Fasoball
- São Tomé and Príncipeball(Formerly)- top acting suspicious, Portugese puppet., but now he recognizes me so I like him now
- Swazilandball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
- Vatican Cityball - We are officially atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches! Remove!But he has recently been more interested in communicating with me than Taiwanball.
Taiwanball has no European friends any more.
- Marshall Islandsball - Another US puppet!
- Solomon Islandsball
- Dominican Republicball
- El Salvadorball
- Haitiball - I hope you will soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
- Nicaraguaball - We will soon open a canal that will rival Panama! Please recognise us soon!
- Panamaball- (Formerly) We will watch you!, but now he recognizes me, so he is good
- Paraguayball- Yuo cannot into rerevance XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!
- Saint Kitts and Nevisball- Beef jerky.
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- Kiribatiball - recognizes Taiwanball, but not me!?! Remove palu sami!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO!
- Nauruball - Russia ally that doesn't recognize me!
- "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
- "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
- "Fakka yuo 日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
- "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
- "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
- "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
- "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)
- Shin Jin Ping! Wong Pa Tan! Lan Jiu a!
- Qingball - My grandfather
- Nationalist China - My father, we hate each other,and I don't want he back.
- Lanfang Republicball - Uncle
- Communist China - My young time
- Taiwanball -
- Hong Kongball -
- Macauball - Son
- Tibetball - Son
- Uyghurball - Daughter
- Malaysiaball - Cousin
- Tringapore - Cousin
- Indonesiaball - Cousin