|“||Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.||”|
— Mao Zedong
|“|| Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible ||”|
— Dalai Lama
Chinaball, officially known as the People's Republic of Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoqiu), or PRCball is a unitary sovereign state in East Asia. He is bordered by Mongoliaball and Russiaball to the North, Bhutanball, Indiaball, Laosball, Myanmarball, NepalRawr, and Vietnamball to the South, North Koreaball to the East, and Afghanistanball, Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistanball to the West (the most neighbors out of every other country). The country is divided into 33 divisions, 22 being provinces (Not including Taiwanball), 5 being autonomous regions like Tibetball, 4 being municipalities such as Shanghaiball, and 2 being special administrative regions, Hong Kongball and Macauball. That gives him a total area of 9,600,000 square kilometers, making him the 3rd or 4th largest country in the world. With about 1.379 billion inhabitants as of 2016, he is the most populous country in BRICS, SCO, and the world.
Chinaball, nearing the ability to become a world superpower, is a member of the G20, BRICS, SCO, and a part of the big five in the United Nations security council.
His national day is October 1st.
China was born as a 1ball. He was among the first civlizations to exist on earth. The first civilization was the Yellow River Civilizationball. However, the country died by flood and there wasn't any civilization in China for a while. There were warring states that all wanted to conquer China.
Then Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschlussed clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until Yuanball defeated Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Manchuballs conquered China.
During XIX century, UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies as well as tea, so he sold opium to China. Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, which ended with British victory and the rest of British Hong Kongball. Portugalball fought Qingball and take Macauball away from Qingball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied a different part of Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea, and Taiwan.
On 1 January 1912, Republic of Chinaball was born, and the Kuomintang (the KMT or Nationalist Party) was proclaimed provisional president. However, the presidency was later given , a former Qingball general who in 1915 proclaimed himself Emperor of China. In the face of popular condemnation and opposition from his own Beiyang Army, he was forced to abdicate and re-establish the republic. In 1916, China was politically fragmented. Its Beijingball-based government was internationally recognized but virtually powerless; regional warlords controlled most of its territory. In the late 1920s, the Kuomintang was able to reunify the country under its own control with a series of deft military and political maneuverings, known collectively as the Northern Expedition. The Kuomintang moved the nation's capital to Nanjingball and implemented "political tutelage", an intermediate stage of political development for transforming China into a modern democratic state. The political division in China made it difficult for Republic of Chinaball to battle the Communist People's Liberation Army (PLA) against whom the Kuomintang had been warring since 1927 in the Chinese Civil War. This war continued successfully for the Kuomintang, especially after the PLA retreated in the Long March, until Empire of Japanball aggression and the 1936 Xi'an Incident forced Republic of Chinaball to confront Empire of Japanball.
Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the beliefs of Soviet Unionball. The Chinese Civil War was started between the Communists and the Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacred Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.
The Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945), a theater of World War II, forced an uneasy alliance between the Kuomintang and the PLA. Empire of Japanball forces committed numerous war atrocities against the civilian population; in all, as many as 20 million Chinese civilians died. An estimated 200,000 Chinese were massacred in the city of Nanjingball alone during the Empire of Japanball occupation. During the war, China, along with UKball, USAball and Soviet Unionball, were referred to as "trusteeship of the powerful" and were recognized as the Allied "Big Four" in the Declaration by UNball. Along with the other three great powers, China was one of the four major Allies of World War II, and was later considered one of the primary victors in the war. After the surrender of Empire of Japanball in 1945, Taiwanball was returned to Chinese control. China emerged victorious but war-ravaged and financially drained. The continued distrust between the Kuomintang and the Communists led to the resumption of civil war. Constitutional rule was established in 1947, but because of the ongoing unrest, many provisions of her constitution were never implemented in mainland China.
Major combat in the Chinese Civil War ended in 1949 with the Communist Party in control of most of mainland China, and the Kuomintang retreating offshore, taking all of China's money and reducing Republic of Chinaball's territory to only Taiwanball and it's surrounding islands. On 21 September 1949, her Communist Party proclaimed the establishment of the People's Republic of China. This was followed by a mass celebration in Tiananmen Square on 1 October which became the new country's first National Day. In 1950, the People's Liberation Army succeeded in capturing Hainanball from Republic of Chinaball and incorporating Tibetball. However, remaining Kuomintang forces continued to wage an insurgency in western China throughout the 1950s. In modern This file is an icon for a countryball. They're from reddit.com/r/polandball.US history studies, the founding of PRC China is often termed as "the loss of China" as reflected in US state policy documents of the time, which thinkers such as Noam Chomsky call the beginning of McCarthyism.
The regime consolidated its popularity among the peasants through land reform, which saw between 1 and 2 million landlords executed. Under its leadership, she developed an independent industrial system and her own nuclear weapons. Her population almost doubled from around 550 million to over 900 million. However, the Great Leap Forward, a large-scale economic and social reform project, resulted in an estimated 45 million deaths between 1958 and 1961, mostly from starvation. In 1966, she launched the Cultural Revolution, sparking a decade of political recrimination and social upheaval which lasted until 1976. In October 1971, the PRC replaced Taiwanball in UNball, and took its seat as a permanent member of the Security Council.
In 1977, The Gang of Four was quickly arrested and held responsible for the excesses of the Cultural Revolution. In 1978 she instituted significant economic reforms. The Communist Party loosened governmental control over citizens' personal lives, and the communes were gradually disbanded in favor of working contracted to households. This marked China's transition from a planned economy to a mixed economy with an increasingly open-market environment. China adopted its current constitution on 4 December 1982. In 1989, the violent suppression of student protests in Tiananmen Square brought sanctions against the Chinese government from various countries.
The political status and future of Taiwanball remain uncertain, but steps have been taken to improving relations between the Communist Party and several of Taiwanball's parties that hold a less antagonistic view towards China, notably former rival Kuomintang.
Just recently, Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off his awesome military. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it. He is also constructing the Spratly islands in the South China sea (even if its a disputed territory) and promised not to militarise them
even though he already has. In the future, Chinaball will be implementing a system of "sesame credit", which encourages loyalty to the government.
China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, he constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. his current buddies Russiaball and Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. He can also be considered head of the "EAST" countries (AKA , and Anti USA states.) He bullies Vietnamball, Philippinesball, and many more South East Asians because basically his friend Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1991.
朋友 (Friends) (Péng You)
- Russiaball - My best friend. EXCELLENT MILITARY DEMONSTRATION IN VOSTOK MY GOOD COMRADE! IT WILL SHOW THOSE WESTERN BASTARDS YOUR NOT ALONE IN THIS FIGHT (IF IT EVER HAPPENS)
- Ba'athist Iraqball - Former comrade.
- Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may want to reconsider...
- African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons
- Bangladeshball - Another ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
- Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member and one of my best trade partners, although I hate Hue.
- Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our glorious clay.
- Burundiball - Burger and EUball dumped him, I have now been helping him out a lot
- Cambodiaball - We helped them fight against Phở!
- Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Carribean
why yuo not of free market?
- Egyptball - Buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
- Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwanball.
- Fijiball - little trading partner in the pacific, plus he is my best pacific island friend
- Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢
- Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons but he hates everyone in UNball's council including USAball
except me XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI
- : Kebabs- Third world comlade! Also gib oil.
- Laosball- Communist ally! Little friend in Southeast Asia.
- Macauball - Although he is a SAR like Hong Kong, I like him much more than his rebellious brother, who can't shut up about freedom and democracy. He is such a
wimpgood child. So I can control him easily xixi.Also I like to squander my huge money in his casinos. It's very great to corruptionkill time xixixixixixi.
- Malaysiaball - Our ancestors had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in China. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox. (Nansha Islands is mine! gib back!) WE WILL ANSCHLUSS PINOY!!!
- Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
- Myanmarball- enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants. Stay away from Kokangball! I also Support you on the Rohingya.
- Taiwan SARball - One day, I will make Taiwan a province of mine.
- Pakistanball - Arry against curry. We sell him weapons and gib aid. But now he is getting a bit out of hand. SHUT UP AND OBEY ME!
- Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
- Serbiaball- Is of good fliend
- South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
- Tajikistanball - Good Central Asian friend, used to claim his east provinces but not anymore so we are cool.
- Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
- Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there.
Potential SARxixixi. arso says rah..
- Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil.2
- Yugoslaviaball - Idem!
- Peruball - Goood south american friend. He has the biggest chinese community outside Asia and North America. He used my food to create chifa. Also we both can into old cultures.
- Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against Tea!
- Australiaball and New Zealandball - they see me as too expansionist in the pacific but we still trade a lot, I blocked the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Website though as you do not trust my Huawei phones
- ASEANcoin -
I will anchluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay!Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
- Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre Buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you.
(India's puppet). But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country.
- Canadaball - He sell me Alberta oil! He also loves pandas! Although, you really make me nervous Trudeau.
- Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!
- Greeceball - Gib port!
- Indiaball - Although I may not like you, you are in BRICS and SCO.
- Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi)
- NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox.
Also my base to attack India
- North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs.
My definition of communism: Anything that can make me happy. North Korea: No this, no that no everything!So annoying I could anchuluss him! Used to be our best ally against Sushi. Now we have to remove his bank privileges! I have zero tolerance for him. SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!! STUPID FAILED PUPPET!
- Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments.
he reminds me of marcos somehow...He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again! Has some oil. Explains why Your father wanted you in the first place. Just remember to SHUT UP AND GIB SPRATLY ISLANDS! You should also be glad that I am want to help yuo.
- Portugalball - Remove HUE! Took MY SON Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
APOROGIZE NAO! Please?
- South Koreaball -
Yuo were my vassal onceUsed to hate her for being capitalist but I realised she is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike her brother who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But please don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else! Great job of getting along with yuor brother, I of guess. If yuo want me to sign Peace Treaty, yuo must be my fliend. Why can't we of beings ally again, like Ming and Joseon ages? We been allies for thousands of years then you suddenly ditch me for him! No worry, is not like i will anchluss yuo. fingers crossed xixixixixixi
- Sovietball - He let me be born and beat evil Nazi,but he became bad after Stalin died, but I still should thank him and miss him. Mao liked Stalin so when Kruschev blamings Stalin he got angry. Please piss off daddy Russia.
- Spainball - She hates Tea for taking Gibraltarball like Hong Kongball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
- Ukraineball - He teaches wo how to build fancy big ships and planes. But otherwise don't talk a lot though. Also he is mad at my best friend Russiaball. We don't talk much these days. Just gib Crimea to Lussia,okay? Then we can build more warships!
- El Salvadorball -
Thank you for reorganize the grorious Zhongguo.
- Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI R@PIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME)
AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC R@PIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE P0RN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIll SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!!Although they of freak, we still of neutral. BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!.. dipshit. Peace talks plox? My high speed rail is better than yours! xixixixi SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU! oh and thanks for weakening the nationalists by the way. Wouldn't have taken over their clay without you.
- Hong Kongball -Yuo are of mine! Shut up and be my friend! I'm your new papa! Not the Stupid Tea! Xixixixi No Election for yuo. No any political books about curse me! I help your economy, you help mine! That's how this works! Big China stronk! Be a nice little son and go play with your stock market. NO GAMBLING!
- Taiwanball - (AKA FAKE CHINA) "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan.
I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberalla Revorution will end.Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amrarika weak China Stronk! AND YOU SHOULD STOP MAKE THE "逆统战"！
- ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY BEFORE YOU WILL ANSCHLUSS, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
- Israelcube - FREE PALESTINE YOU STUPID GAYIM!!! TOO BAD I COPIED YOUR IRON DOME SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU!
However, Kaifeng Jews can into existence.
useless irrelevantjerks who don't recognise the grorious Zhongguo:
- eSwatiniball - South Aflica will soon anchruss yuo, xixixixixixi.
- Vatican Cityball - We are officially atheist! If you want to spread your rerigion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches! Remove! But he has recently been more interested in communicating with me than Taiwanball.
Taiwanball has no European friends any more. But if you work with him again, you will get a meeting with Mr. CRH380A.
- Marshall Islandsball - Another US puppet!
- Palauball - Japan puppet! I AM LEAL CHINA!
- Solomon Islandsball
- Haitiball - I hope you will soon recognise us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake!
- Nicaraguaball - We will soon open a canal that will rival Panama! Please recognise us soon!
- Paraguayball- Yuo cannot into rerevance XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!
- Saint Kitts and Nevisball- Beef jerky.
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- Kiribatiball - recognizes Taiwanball, but not me!?! Remove palu sami!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO AND HIT YOU WITH A TRAIN!
- Nauruball - Russia ally that doesn't recognize me!
- Talibanball - See ISIS.
- Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Defend Panchen Erdeni! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine!
- UKball - I hate how you stole Hong Kong away from me! China is of stronk! Well, at least most of the stuff he has is made in factories created in my clay.
- Xinjiangball - My schizophrenic son, this is his another side. No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
- Vietnamball -
Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys yuor northern half is mine!!!I won 1979 not rearryand 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!! GIN SPRATLY ISLANDS TOO! FAKE COMMIE! CHINA BEST COMMUNIST!
- EUball - They blocked us from showing Eurovision in Zhongguo for censoring Albaniaball (REMOVE TATTOOS!!!) and Irelandball (REMOVE HOMOSEX DISPLAY!!!) controversial performances!!!
- Swedenball - Yuo put my citizen in the cemetery?!!And shoot videos to insult me?!!!!! I will not accept your apology! Its a Joke. I will hold your Swedes Hostage for punishmen! And yuo support homosex!!!!! oh aiya!!! REMOVE SWEDEN!!!!! REMOVE HOMOSEX!!!!!
- USAball - Alright you bastard. Now you really triggered the crimson line. Your tariffs are your own doing. This means we will have to settle things the "hard way" yeah......
Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics. Most of them do not have their own flags and emblem, They are usually expressed as this icon , but almost all Chinese cityballs have their own Logo. Some cityballs also have their flags, emblems and logos at the same time, like Guangzhouball.
- ( Harbinball)
- ( Kaifengball)
- ( Wuhanball)
- ( Yanbianball)
- ( Xi'anball)
- ( Taiyuanball)
*sooner or later xixixixi
- Qingball - My grandfather
- Nationalist China - My father, we hated each other and I don't want him back.
- Lanfang Republicball - Uncle
- Communist China - My young time
- Taiwanball -
- Hong Kongball -
- Macauball - Son
- Tibetball - Son
- Uyghurball - Son
- Malaysiaball - Cousin
- Tringapore - Cousin
- Indonesiaball - Cousin
- Burmaball - sino-tibetan brother
- Bhutanball - sino-tibetan brother
In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L" s swapped to make fun at the stereotype of Asians' accents. In reality, majority of China while the Japanese, whose language has the R sound but does not contain the L sound (In Korea, this is similar but vice versa) . In Japanese, there are man loan words from other languages, for example the word “lamp”. However, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “lamp” is "rampo". This lead to the misconception that in the West, Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin (the most widely spoken Chinese language), there is a distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Nonetheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception. Yet another common stereotype is the "Chinese Eyes." This is often represented by either drawing Chinaball's eyes as slanted lines, or narrowed almond-shaped eyes.
China has appeared using/purchasing items, only for him/her(depending on how the artist portrays China) to get confused when reading the tag/item, as it says "made in China". Various items have also failed because of Chinese engineering
which is just shit quality and cheap ripoffs from other western companies.
|Maximum Red||222, 41, 16||C0-M0.815-Y0.927-K0.129||#DE2910|
|Golden Yellow||255, 222, 0||C0-M0.129-Y1-K0||#FFDE00|
How to draw
- Draw a basic circle filled with red color
- Draw the one big yellow star on the upper-left side of the ball
- Draw the smaller yellow stars around the bigger star (Don't draw it on the line!)
- Draw two lines as eyes and you're done!
- "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
- "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
- "Fakka yuo 日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
- "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
- "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
- "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
- "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)
- Shin Jin Ping! Wong Pa Tan! Lan Jiu a!