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为人民服务!(Serve the People's Currency (Renminbi)!)
苟利国家生死以,岂因祸福避趋之!(I will do whatever it takes to serve my country even at the cost of my own life, regardless of fortune or misfortune to myself.)

China-icon Chinaball (中国球 / 中华人民共和国球), prefers calling himself Zhongguoqiu), or PRCball, is a really large and relevant country in Asia, with a very large influence in culture especially in East Asia.

Chinaball rivals India-icon Indiaball to have the longest heredity, one of his oldest ancestors being the Qin-icon Qinball. Chinaball claims to still be of communist, but he actually is of capitalist but just has a communist shell. Today, Chinaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

History

1-icon Ancient Chinaball

So a very long long time ago, China used to be land full of nomadic 1-icon 1balls. Then one day a man named Huangdi came arong and China can into civilization. The 1-icon Hanball say they have the descendants of Yandi and Huangdi, because they were the father figures of China. The 1-icon Xiaball, 1-icon Shangball, and 1-icon Zhouball ruled until civil wars created chaos.

1-icon ImperChinaball

Then 1-icon Qinball beat all the warring states and unified China. He anschlussed clay from Baiyueball and Xiongnuball. To keep Chinaball safe from 1-icon Mongols, he built the Great Wall. Qinball also tried to anschluss Vietnam-icon Vietnamball. Then there were some civil wars until 1-icon Yuanball defeated China-icon Chinaball. They anschlussed so much clay that they collapsed and 1-icon Mingball alised. He was stronk and made the ships that destroyed the filthy Portugal navy. But in 1644 those Qing-icon Manchuballs conquered China.

During XIX century, UK-icon UKball was colonizing. He wanted Asian colonies, so he sold opium to China. Qing-icon Qingball tried to end the trades, but started the Opium Wars, which ended with UK-icon British victory and the rest of British Hong Kong-icon British Hong Kongball. Portugalball fought Qing-icon Qingball and take Macauball away from Qing-icon Qingball. Other imperial powers did the same too and occupied different part of Qing-icon Qingball's coastal clay. Then, there was the Taiping rebellion, which was one of the deadliest conflicts in history. After, the Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball invaded China, Korea and Taiwan.

Qing-icon Qingball realized that he was no longer a great empire, due to a weakness of its rulers. He gave the rule to Nationalist China, and China ended its imperal rule and dynasties.

Modern Chinaball

Taiwan-icon Nationalist China was the first republic, only to fear with Communist Chinaball inspired by the lies of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. Chinese Civil War got started between the China-icon Communists and the Taiwan-icon Nationalists. Then the Japanese became allies of Nazi-icon Naziball and invaded China in the name of their God-Emperor. They massacled Nankingball. So the Nationalists and the Communists carried for remove after being raped Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball from China, before it split into a bunch of Warlord cliques.

After WWII China defeated Japan-icon Japanball and the communists exiled the nationalists into Taiwan-icon Taiwanball.

He also owned the computer technology company Lenovo,and maybe even Acer (founded in Taiwan-icon Taiwanball). He also had many cal companies such as JAC,Chang'an, Chely, FAW and BYD but they never made it to USA-icon USAball.

Just recently, China-icon Chinaball cerebrated the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II by showing off his awesome military. He has also won the bid for 2022 Winter Olympics and the 2015 Asia FIBA, which he also become the champion of it. He is also constructing the Spratly islands in the south China sea and it's being man made. 

Stereotypes

In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak, although in reality the majority of Chinese and Koreans can pronounce these words just fine, unlike the Japan-icon Japanese, which does have this issue of mixing up the two letters. In Japanese, there are many English loan words, for example the word “ball”; however, in these loan words, the “l” sound is usually pronounced as a “r” sound. Hence in Japanese, “ball” is pronounced. This lead to the misconception in the west that Asians tend to mix up the the two letters. On the contrary, in most Chinese languages, there are fewer loan words. Moreover, in Mandarin, the most widely spoken Chinese language, there are distinct “r” sound and “l” sound. Notheless, the general poor clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception.

Administrative divisions

Most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and don't have a flag of their own, which explains why not many of them appear in the comics.

Provinces

Autonomous regions

Municipalities

SARs

* sooner or later xixixixi

Relationships

China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality, and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, it constantly takes sides and has better relationship with some countries (ex. his current buddies Russia-icon Russiaball and Pakistan-icon Pakistanball) than with others, with accumulating global influences. He bullies Vietnamball, Philippinesball, and many more South East Asians because basically his friend Soviet-icon Sovietball died of liver cancer in 1993.

朋友 (Friends)

  • Soviet-icon Sovietball - My Husband currently dead... I sure miss him. REMEMBER SINO-SOVIET Split!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - China's best friend. Also a member of BRICS and ally against capitalist pigs. xixi. Former USSR.
  • Laos-icon Laosball- communist ally!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - Used to anchruss Zhong Guo in 1210, now he's irrerevant. STAY AWAY FROM NEI MONGOL AND NINGXIA!!! STAY AWAY FROM OUR WALL!!
  • Afghan-icon Afghanistanball - We sold weapons to them along with USA-icon USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that treachelous Soviet threat. However, I may Taliban-icon want to reconsider...
  • Myanmar-icon Myanmarball- enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants.Stay away from Kokangball ! I also Support you on the Rohingya.
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Array against curry. We sell weapons to them. And I buy weapons from him, hes my homie, hes got my back and ive got his, also he helps me get water to the west side of my country, And we hate Shit eat- India. He is my best friend, and he acts like one.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball- Is of good friend
  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshball - Anothel ally against curry. He loves our submarines!
  • Nepal-icon NepalRawr - Great trading partner. I help him since India blockade him. But share Himalaya and Everest plox. Also the good spot to attack India
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our grorious clay.
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Our ancesters had been friends since the biggining of time. Loves made in china. Best kebab friend and ally against adobo plox.(Nansha Islands is mine!gib back!)
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. xixixi. No pro-China and bought submarine from me.
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Majority of their popuration is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessman do business there. Potential SAR xixixi
  • Macau-icon Macauball - Although he is a SAR like Hong Kong-icon Hong Kong, I like him much more than his rebellious brother, who can't shut up about freedom and democracy. He is such a wimp good child. So I can control him easily xixi. Also I like to squander my huge money in his casinos. It's very great to corruption kill time xixixixixixi.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - They're fond of our products. 谢谢
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball- Trading partners. We give toys, they food (especially dogs).
  • Cambodia-icon Cambodiaball - We herped them fight against Phở!
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against Tea!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Fellow BRICS member although I hate Hue.
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - I sell him weapons! gib oil.
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Socialist comrade in the Caribean why yuo not of free market?
  • Mauritius-icon Mauritiusball - Both him and I hate Tea for taking our clay!
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball (sometimes) - Used to hate him for being capitalist but I realised he is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike his hat who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But prease don't into THAAD! Hey! I told yuo nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else!
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - He sells us minerals!
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - Great trading partners! Many Chinese come educate and visit here! And gib Fonterra!
  • South Africa-icon South Africaball - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
  • African Union-icon African Unionball - Place for good investment! Also buys my weapons
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - He sell me Alberta-icon Alberta oil! He also loves pandas!
  • USA-icon USAball - He sells our stuff! (will invade us someday). But his president used to hate us but now we're cool. Stop calling us Ching Chong!
  • Iowa-icon Iowaball - He gives me beef, pork and other farming related things. Our president lived there to learn about how they farm.Their governor is now of ambassador to our clay
  • Czech-icon Czechball - Best European country which loves China and wants to cooperate with our great socialist country.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Trading partners. I give him Weapons but he hates everyone in UNball's council including USAball except me XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - buys my weapons and hates tea for stealing his treasures.
  • Gambia-icon Gambiaball - Withdrew recognition of Taiwan-icon Taiwanball.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Comes to eat food on Chlismas Day.technology-to-china/ Thankings yuor weapon Free Palestine!
  • Iran-icon Syria-icon Palestine-icon Saudi Arabia-iconIraq-icon.png Most kebabs - Third world dictatorships like me comlade! Also gib oil.

中立 (Neutral)

  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - They of willings to buy our anti-air missile equipment, but won't shut up about Xinjiang. BTW, FREE KURDISTAN! However, part of Remove Tea!
  • ASEAN-icon ASEANcoin - I will anchluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay! Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
  • India-icon Indiaball -Flenemy. Although I may not like you, you are a member of BRICS and friend of Russia. Can into SCO.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - BFFs during Korean War, now annoying neighbour who wont shut up about nukes and capitalist pig-dogs. Used to be our best ally against Sushi. Now we have to remove his bank privileges!  SHUT UP OR YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SAR!!! STUDID FAIRED PUPPET!
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - Gib port!
  • Bhutan-icon Bhutanball - Just happy and authentic littre buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you.(India's puppet.) But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine. Also Tibet cannot into country.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments. he reminds me of marcos somehow... SPOILERS: He actually is a rip off of Marcos... look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again!
  • Spain-icon Spainball - He hates UK-icon Tea for taking Gibraltar-icon Gibraltarball like Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball, but give Cueta and Meriria to Morocco!
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Good trading partners. (Hi Amerika, I'm trading with your neighbor now! xixixixi) Remove burger, but remember Torreon Massacre.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Wo of not knowings yuo, but you of likings our 啤酒! However, remember WW2!
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - He teaches wo how to build fancy big ships and planes. But otherwise don't talk a lot though. Also he is mad at my best friend Russia-icon Russiaball.

敌人 (Enemies)

  • Japan-icon Japanball - (AKA: THE UNHOLY NAZI RAPIST IMPERIUM OF ANIME) AIYA!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC ARCHENEMY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM OF CHINA SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!! REMEMBER NANKING MASSACRE AND COMFORT WOMEN!!! GREAT GLORIOUS CHINESE FIREWALL STRONK!!! REMOVE DECADENT NAZI ANIME, REMOVE KAWAII, REMOVE DEMONIC RAPIST HENTAI, REMOVE OTAKU, REMOVE WEEABOOS, REMOVE 4CHAN (ISN'T ACTUALLY BLOCKED), REMOVE XIAORIBENREN! REMOVE TENTACRE PORN! FUCK RIBEN AND THEIR USE OF ANIME TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPREME IN CYBERSPACE!!! SHINZO ABE IS THE EVIL REINCARNATE OF TOJO! KOREA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAORIBENREN GUIZI! WO OF ANSCHRUSSING YUO AND WIll SEE HOW OF IT FEERINGS TO BE ANSCHRUSSED!!! Although they of freak, we still of neutral.BUT STAY AWAY FROM GRORIOUS ZHONGGUO!!! REMOVE SUSHI!!!.... dipshit.ill nuke you too you idiot
  • UK-icon UKball - GOVERNMENT WARNING, REMOVE OPIUM AFTER YOU SMOKE! OPIUM SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH! Burned down my precious gorld and lots of my clay and forced to pay huge amount of money !! stupid UK!1840 WORST YEAR OF MY(Qingball's) LIFE!!!!!!Took lots of treasures and art from us like they always do (most notably Greece-icon Greeceball and Egypt-icon Egyptball). He took MY SON Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball from me for 150 years.1842 DAMN IT!!!(also for Qing-icon Qingball) Still won't aporogise. Please Hong Kong-icon Hong Kong isn't yuo anymore. JUST DON'T CARE Hong Kong-icon HONG KONG'S THING AND BACK TO DRINK YOU'R TEA!!! But gib downton abbey and land rover. ALSO,yuo stole my TEA CULTURE!!!! CHINA TEA IS THE REAL TEA!!!NOT YUO ENGLISH RED FAKE TEA!!!AND CHINA TEA IS THE BEST TEA EVER!!!!!
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - (AKA FAKE CHINA) "One China-Two systems" good for Taiwan. I am of thinkings about giving SARs so Umberalla Revorution will end. Comeback to me! Yuo are of mine! Amrarika weak China Stronk!
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball - Yuo are of mine! Shut the F**K up and be my puppet! I'm your new rapist papa! Not the UK-icon Stupid F**king Tea! Xixixixi No Election for yuo. No any political books about curse me! Big China stronk! But prease still continue to have milk powder.
  • India-icon Indiaball - stupid ā sān!!!!!Remove Curry!Remove "YINDU SHENYOU"!F**K OFF YUOR FAKE ARUNACHAL PRADESH!IT IS GLORIOUS CHINESE CLAY!REMOVE YUOR STUPID PEOPLE FROM MY CLAY.HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOT 1962?DO YUO WANT TO LET ME KICK YUOR ASS AGAIN?JUST EAT YUOR SHIT AND CLEAN YUOR AS**OLE WITH YUOR HANDS!!STUPID ā sān!also,I will let yuor Northeast Territories Independence and let me anschruss them!Especially Sikkim,Assam and Manipur!I will also let Kashmir and Gujarat into Pakistan Clay!XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI~~~
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball (sometimes) - Stop being a USA-icon USA puppet and remove THAAD! O YEAH MARCH 23 IS A BEST DAY ! China is stronger than South Korea in Helong Stadium! I can into keepings Jeju.
    • Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump: Korea was part of China!
    • China-icon China: ... *Looks at South Korea and sneaks up* yeess... it was... United China-icon (tangle) *tries to anschluss S. Korea*
    • South Korea-icon South Korea: Zzz...Weh...?! Hey! Stop!!!
    • China-icon China: *Looks away*
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball (sometimes) - Remove HUE! Took MY SON Macau-icon Macauball from me and only returned him in 1999. Still won't aporogise.
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Oh gosh Vietnamese monkeys yuor northern half is mine!!! I won 1979 not rearry and 1988! XIXI! Remove Phở! Xisha and Nasha is mine, in yuor face!!!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball (not so much anymore) - FUCK-SLAVE JAPAYUKIS STILL SUCKING DICKS OF NAZI OPPRESSORS!!! Yultong Bridge is of crapitalist propaganda! Remove Weeaboo-puppet Barut and Adobo! Nansha and Huangyan is of wo! MALAYSIA AND CHINA UNITE AGAINST XIAOFEILIUBINREN GUIZI! XIXIXIXI, I won FIBA BID AND FIBA ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP FERUBIN GUIZI! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI! But since your current president took office, so I may look the other way , BUT REMEMBER SOUTH CHINA SEA IS OF MINE! But now he is be great for me now.
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball (sometimes) - AIYAAAA! Remove Nasi remak! Nansha is of grorious Zhongguo cray!
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball (sometimes) - Remove Ketupat! Nansha and oil of South China Sea is of Zhongguo plopelty!
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball (sometimes) - WHY YOU RENAME SOME PARTS OF SOUTH CHINA SEA TO NORTH NATUNA SEA IN YUOR MAP?! South China Sea belongs to China!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball (sometimes) - I will take back Outer Manchuria! We had terrtiorial disputes.
  • Myanmar-icon Myanmarball (once only) - he accidentally bombed my clay and exposed how easily my airspace can be breached.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball (once only) - Aiya? Why you sink my fishing boat?!? I thought we were allies? This bitch is of responsible for mocking my accent on Twitter. He apologized for this
  • Uyghur-icon Uyghurball - No independence for yuo! Xinjiang is an inalienable part of the inviolable territory of Zhōngguó! Xixixixixixi!
  • Tibet-icon Tibetball - Tibet is of China! Remove Darai Lama! Tibet is also an inarienable part of the inviorabre territory of mine! Not rearry
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Aiya! Stay away from Xinjiang! OR WO WILL CRUSH YOU!, GO AWAY WITH YOUR ALLAHU ABKAR, CHINA WILL GROW RARGE AND WILL HIT YOUR TERRORITY AND THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYO TO LIFE XIXIXIXIXIXIXI!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Former ally, now a very annoying ball who wont shut up about nukes. South Korea-icon South Koreaball is of much better than him. He gets no coal for a week as punishment if he no shut up about nukes. Seriously, the Cold War is over, I decided to move on and industrialize myself with "market socialism," and you still want to throw a nuke in USAball. Seriously, when will you also try "Market Socialism"? You're just a puppet that only serves to get the yanks away from my clay. Do not forget that.
  • Taliban-icon Talibanball - See ISIS-icon ISIS.

Quotes

  • "嘻嘻嘻!!! (Xixixi!!!, meaning: Hahaha!!!)"
  • "哎呀! / 唉呀! (Aiya!, meaning: Oh No!, Sigh, Ouch!)"
  • "Fakka yuo Japan-icon 日本鬼子 (Japanese freak)!"
  • "Xisha and Nansha Islands is of glorious Zhongguo clay!"
  • "Ni hao Taiwan... 统一? (Unify?)"
  • "吞併!!! (Anschluss!!!)"
  • "草泥马! (Fakka yuor mother! grass dirt horse)
  • Shin Jin Ping! Wong Pa Tan! Lan Jiu a!

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