|“||Mi general, Augusto Pinochet!||”|
Chileball, oficially the Republic of Chileball (Spanish: República de Chilebola), is a South American countryball occupying a long, narrow strip of land between the Andes to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west. He neighbors Peruball to the north, Boliviaball to the northeast, Argentinaball to the east, and the Drake Passage in the far south. Chilean territory includes the Pacific islands of Juan Fernández, Sala y Gómez, Desventuradas, and Easter Island in Oceania. Chile also claims a portion of Antarctica.
Chile lives in America, specifically in the southwestern part. He is well known for his taste for wine and frequent earthquakes. Chile's childhood friends are Ecuadorball and Brazilball. It is said that it has a secret friendship with UKball, since Chileball supported him with the UK-Argentine conflict over Falkland Islandsball.
Much of the Chileball clay is situated in the temperate zone of the Southern Hemisphere. And because of this many of his regionsballs (except the Atacama desert) have occasional snowfalls. Chileball isn't a tropical countryball and his climate is more similar to the climate of Europeans countryballs and USAball and Canadaball than his tropical brothers of Latin America (except Argentinaball that also have temperate climate).
Due to it's long topography, Chileball can sometimes take the shape of a worm/snake.
Personality and FeaturesEdit
He likes to work and looks down at Argentinaball calling him "lazy". Chileball prefer to build small modest houses and monuments while accusing Argentinaball of being a megalomaniac. In fact Chileball is obsessed with comparing to Argentinaball its brother and lifelong-rival.
His favorite food include His empanadas, humitas, completos, asado, cazuela, anticuchos (skewers), pebre, porotos or beans in general, papas chilotas(potatoes), Pisco(which has a bi-national origin), wine, beer, Corn cake(pastel de choclo), manjar, mote con huesillo, choripan and a lot of different sandwiches with chilean bread, like allulla and marraqueta
He likes to swear a lot and other countryballs think he doesn't speak Spanish properly. This last is true, because Chileball has deformed Spanish to it's limit, but has no problem when dealing with other countries.
Because of his broken and strange spanish, his laugh is deformed too; his laugh is like: "jaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaskjskaak" in the written form.
Chileball can into female leadership.
Chileball is the child of Spainball and one of her lovers (probably a 3ball, but maybe UKball). He was born in 1818 with the assistance of Argentinaball as a nurse, although he likes to say that he was born in 1810 in order to look older.
As a child, Chileball grew up in a tumultuous neighborhood, but his home, though very poor, was a safe place.
Chileball learned to swim from UKball and to box from Franceball. When it became evident that Franceball was not a good boxer, Chileball sought apprenticeship under world-class boxer Reichtangle and mastered war thanks to Kingdom of Prussiaball traditions. He learned to fly from USAball later.
As a teenager, he warred them again and defeated them in the War of the Pacific, when he took many clay from them (including Boliviaball's coast, something he never forgot), from which Chileball extracted nitrate and currently extracts copper, the base of his economy. Since then, relations with Peruball and Boliviaball are very hostile. In the war, he got support from UKball, while his enemies got support from USAball, so relations with the latter got tense for a while (they almost warred each other because they wouldn't apologize about something that happened while they were drunk in a bar). It was at this age that he developed a long lasting rivalry with Argentinaball.
Chileball was finally being succesful, getting rich thanks to the extraction of nitrate and growing taller and taller, when he got very depressed and made a failed suicide attempt, but he was able to recover quickly. He lost most of his fortune in the 1930s. During World War II, he didn't want to get into the fight. USAball (now a friend) did manage to make him declare war to Empire of Japanball in the end, but Chileball did nothing else.
During the early 1970s, Chileball got very interested in socialism, and became friends with USSRball and Cubaball, but after a traumatic experience, he didn't want to hear about them again and became anti-communist (for the pleasure of USAball) and autocratic. In 1991 he became democratic again and, using the economic knowledge he got from his previous dark period, he became the wealthiest countryball in the neighbourhood (something Argentinaball can't stand).
As he grew up, he became more peaceful, but he's still used to have stronk military.
Chileball has passed through all of them (except for tornadoes and tropical stuff like plagues, etc), and has had a lot of earthquakes, tsunamis and volcano eruptions (specially EARTHQUAKES). Actually, the most destructive earthquake ever happened to Chileball (specifically to Valdiviaball) in 1960. However, he's used to them and is capable of restoring the damage in little time.
His brother Argentinaball says he's the only ball who really helped Chileball in times of disasters, despite being the "enemy", and that he gets no help at all from those balls that Chileball call "friends". And obviously that is a lie.
Chileball's natural resources are copper, the best wine (Franceball disegrees), wood, lithium, gold, copper, fruits, fish, copper, lithium and copper.
- Argentinaball - My best frenemy. ( 1978 never forget ) their former president is of my ancestry, u hear that, Argie?! But we have good relations
- Australiaball - Given wheat during gold rush.
- Brazilball HUE HUE HUE Best Friends
- Canadaball - Really nice gal.
- Chinaball - Trade, profits and manufactures wires from Chile's copper.
- Colombiaball - My main problems with Colombia are drugs and immigrants, but Colombia's coffee and hot women compensate it.
- Ecuadorball - Like me he also warred with Peruball in the past.
- Franceball - Tia and rival. Sorry, but my wine is the best of the world !
- Germanyball - He taught me to fight and the order of things.
- Haitiball - He's having difficult times, so I sends peace force and aid, but he send me many
illegalimmigrants in return, who disgust me.
- Japanball - I thinks that she is so kawaii. We both have earthquakes and tsunamies.
- Mexicoball - Allied against Argentinaball.
- Palestineball - Many Palestinians live here, and also likes soccer! I think Israelcube is kinda mean to him.
- Philippinesball - We have similar history and we have been helping each other in the times of need! I donated to him to aid his people! Lot's of his nannies come to my clay...
- Russiaball - It's OK I guess....they send us lots of female models, so it's OK
- Spainball - Mama who love me.
- UKball - Taught me how to swim and helped me to get clay from Peruball and Boliviaball.
- USAball - Almost forgot about Pinochet by now. We are allies and he loves me. (u hear that Argie???)
- Easter Islandball : My
psychopatson. We had some trouble in 2015 but he still lives with me.
- Argentinaball: My best frenemy. ( 1978 never forget ), their former president is of my ancestry, u hear that again, Argie?!
- Boliviaball: He demands access to my coastline all the time, and even sued me for that (such a bad looser). I sues him back because he says a river we share is actually a Bolivian "spring". Outside of the court, I just ignore him... so lame.
- Peruball: Hostile ball .... I kicked his ass many times!!! Thing were tense, but relations are currently improving and we has lots of trades. Illegal inmigrants and legal issues over borders are the only problems with him now.... I will tell a curiosity about him: he eats pigeons HAHAHAHA
- Texasball: FLAG STEALER!!! Oh, you want me to use the flag? I'll stop calling you the name!
- Mapucheball : TERRORISTA !
- Earthquakes : Enough said...
Chileball has his own dialect of spanish and to the other hispanic countries is quite hard to understand him. He speak too fast and use many slang words, wich makes his mom (Spainball) of sad.
- "Weón culiao"
- "La wea Fome"
- "CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE !" (football supporters)
|Arica y Parinacotaball • Tarapacaball • Antofagastaball • Atacamaball • Coquimboball • Valparaísoball ( Easter Islandball) • O'Higginsball • Mauleball • Biobioball • La Araucaniaball • Los Riosball • Los Lagosball • Aysenball • Magallanesball ( Chilean Antarcticaball)|
|Important cities||Santiagoball (capital) • Viña del Marball • Valparaísoball • Concepciónball|
|Former entities||Aymaraball • Mapucheball • Kingdom of Cuzcoball • Rapanuiball • Incaball • Spanish Empireball ( Kingdom of Chileball) • Patria Viejaball|