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Chileball, oficially the Republic of Chileball (Spanish:  República de Chilebola), is a South American countryball occupying a long, narrow strip of land between the Andes mountains to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west. He neighbors Peruball to the north, Boliviaball to the northeast, Argentinaball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the far south. Chilean territory includes the Pacific islands of Juan Fernández, Sala y Gómez, Desventuradas, and Easter Island in  Oceania. Chile also claims a portion of Antarctica.

Chile lives in America, specifically in the southwestern part. He is well known for his taste for wine and frequent earthquakes. Chile's childhood friends are Ecuadorball and Brazilball. It is said that it has a secret friendship with UKball, since Chileball supported him with the UK-Argentine conflict over Falkland Islandsball.

Chileball has all sorts of climates, because he's very long, but it has no tropical climate. Much of Chileball's clay is situated in the temperate zone of the Southern Hemisphere, and its climate is more similar to Mediterranean countryballs than his tropical brothers of Latin America (except for Argentinaball and Uruguayball, who also have temperate climate).

Due to it's long topography, Chileball can sometimes take the shape of a worm/snake.

Personality and Features

He likes to work and looks down at Argentinaball calling him "lazy". Chileball prefers to build small modest houses and monuments while accusing Argentinaball of being a megalomaniac. In fact, Chileball is obsessed with comparing to Argentinaball, his brother and lifelong-rival.

His favorite food includes empanadas, humitas, completos, asado, cazuela, anticuchos (skewers), pebre, porotos or beans in general, papas chilotas (potatoes), Pisco (there's an origin dispute with Peruball over it), wine, beer, corn pie (pastel de choclo), manjar, mote con huesillo, choripan and a lot of different sandwiches with chilean bread, like hallulla and marraqueta

He likes to swear a lot and other countryballs think he doesn't speak Spanish properly. This last could be true, because Chileball has deformed spanish to it's limit, but he has no problems when dealing with other spanish speaking balls.

Because of his broken and strange spanish, his laugh is deformed too; his laugh is written like: "jaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaksjaskjskaak".

Because of Chileball's similarity in flag design with Texasball, USAball often mistakens Chile for Texas.

History

Chileball is the child of Spainball and one of her lovers (probably a 3ball, but maybe UKball). He was born in 1818 with the assistance of Argentinaball as a nurse, although he likes to say that he was born in 1810 in order to look older. 

As a child, Chileball grew up in a tumultuous neighborhood, but his home, though very poor, was a safe place.

Chileball learned to swim from UKball and to box from Franceball. When it became evident that Franceball was not a good boxer, Chileball sought apprenticeship under world-class boxer Reichtangle and mastered war thanks to Kingdom of Prussiaball traditions. He learned to fly from USAball later.

When he was a child, he had a fight against Peruball and Boliviaball (though some say Boliviaball was actually bullying Peruball and Chileball just got in the way).

As a teenager, he warred them again and defeated them in the War of the Pacific, when he took many clay from them (including Boliviaball's coast, something he never forgot), from which Chileball extracted nitrate and currently extracts copper, the base of his economy. Since then, relations with Peruball and Boliviaball are very hostile. It was at this age that he developed a long lasting rivalry with Argentinaball, who (according to Chileball) took behind his back some clay that Chileball claimed as his (though he had never used it before) while he was in the war. In the war, he got support from UKball, while his enemies got support from USAball, so relations with the latter got tense for a while (USAball even almost warred Chileball in 1891 because he wouldn't apologize about something that happened while they were drunk in a bar). 

Chileball was finally being succesful, getting rich thanks to the extraction of nitrate and growing taller and taller, when he got very depressed and made a failed suicide attempt in 1891. He was able to recover quickly, though, and later made a great deal by selling nitrate to European balls (they where really into it between 1914 and 1918). Sadly, he lost most of his fortune during the early 1930s, after USAball's Great Depression. 

During World War II, he didn't want to get into the fight. USAball (now a friend) did manage to make him declare war to Empire of Japanball in the end, but Chileball did nothing else. 

During the early 1970s, Chileball got very interested in socialism, and became friends with USSRball and Cubaball; but after a traumatic experience, he didn't want to hear about them again and became anti-communist (for the pleasure of USAball) and autocratic.Pinochet who was the leader from 1973 to 1990 made Chile prosper and the economy started growing after Chile became a Free Market Capitalist country.But he also did some bad things such as killing activists.

In 1971, Chileball and Argentinaball asked UKball to be a judge in a dispute over three little islands in the south. When UKball pronounced his judgment giving the islands to Chileball, Argentinaball (who was having a bad time) got very angry and said it was void. He even tried to beat Chileball in 1978, but when he was on his way to Chileball's home, a heavy storm started, so he had to turn around, hoping to beat Chileball the next morning. Only Vaticanball's timely phone call stopped Argentinaball from this madness. Thanks to Vaticanball's mediation skills, they made peace again, but they didn't forget quickly.

During the Falkland Islandsball war, Chileball secretly assisted UKball, Argentinaball's enemy. According to Chileball, he did it because Argentinaball was still violent and unstable, and he was afraid that the fever of a victory could make Argentinaball turn against him again. Currently they are in good terms and consider all this just common brother quarrels, but Argentinaball still brings it up during arguments.

In 1990, Chileball became democratic again and, using the economic knowledge he learned during his recent authoritarian period, he became the wealthiest countryball in the neighbourhood (something Argentinaball can't stand).

As he grew up, he became more peaceful, but he's still used to have stronk military, just in case (who knows when that pesky Boliviaball craves Chileball's clay).
Chilelong

(Chileball in his jake Version) and Easter Islandball

Friends

  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - 'My best frenemy (1978 never forget). Their former president is of my ancestry, and I just beat them on 2 Copa America finals, u hear that, Argie?! But we almost have good relations.
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Given wheat during gold rush.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball HUE HUE HUE Best Friends
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Really nice gal. I make first free trade agreement with her.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Trade, profits and manufactures wires from Chile's copper.
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - My main problems with Colombiaball are drugs and immigrants, but Colombiaball's coffee and hot women compensate it.
  • Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball - Old pal. Like me he also warred with Peruball in the past. We have taked distance since then.
  • France-icon Franceball - Tia and rival. Sorry, but my wine is the best of the world ! Also thanks for escaping my people for the coup d'état.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - He taught me to fight and the order of things.
  • Haiti-icon Haitiball - He's having difficult times, so I sends peace force and aid, but he send me many illegal immigrants in return, who disgust me. Now his better, so peace force is of comings back.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I thinks that she is so kawaii. We both have earthquakes and tsunamies.
  • Mexico-iconMexicoball - Allied against Argentinaball.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - Many Palestinians live here, and also likes soccer fútbol! I think Israelcube is kinda mean to him.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - We have similar history and we have been helping each other in the times of need! I donated to him to aid his people! Lot's of his nannies come to my clay...
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - It's OK I guess....they send us lots of female models, so it's OK. They also sended big plane called "El Luchín" to help us in wildfires.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Mama who love me.
  • UK-icon UKball - Taught me how to swim and helped me to get clay from Peruball and Boliviaball.
  • USA-icon USAball - Almost forgot about Pinochet We are allies and he loves me. (u hear that Argie???)
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball - A holy ball. He helped to make peace with Argentinaball.
  • Easter Island-icon Easter Islandball : My psychopath son. We had some trouble in 2015 but he still lives with
  • Magallanes-icon Magallanesball : My other son, is a southem región who whant independence and changes time zone... NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!, but it gives me soberany in the Antarctica, so... is fine, I guess.

Enemies

  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball: My best frienemy ( 1978 never forget ). Their former president is of my ancestry, and I just beat them on 2 Copa America finals, u hear that, Argie?! But we almost have good relations.
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball: He demands access to my seashore all the time, and even sued me for that (such a bad looser). I sues him back because he says a river we share is actually a Bolivian "spring". Outside of the court, I just ignore him... so lame.
  • Peru-icon Peruball:  Hostile ball... I kicked his ass many times!!! Thing were tense, but relations are currently improving and we has lots of trades. Illegal inmigrants and legal issues over borders are the only problems with him now... I will tell a curiosity about him: he eats pigeons HAHAHAHA!!!
  • Texas-icon Texasball: FLAG STEALER!!! Oh, you want me to use the flag? I'll stop calling you the name!
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball: They're going a bit too far with all this "revolution". OASball and I demands democracy.
  • Mapucheball : TERRORISTA !
  • Earthquakes : Enough said...

Quotes

Chileball has his own dialect of spanish and to the other hispanic countries is quite hard to understand him. He speak too fast and use many slang words, which makes his mom (Spainball) of sad.

  • "Jaksjaksjakjskajskajs"
  • "Weón culiao"
  • "Conchetumare"
  • "La wea Fome"
  • "Cachai"
  • "Po"
  • "Aweonao"
  • "CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE !" (sports supporters)

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Videos

Polandball history of Chile03:34

Polandball history of Chile


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