Chechnyaball is a federal republic of Russiaball and a Kebab that really does not like Vodka and wishes to be independent. He has been fighting all his life against many invaders. He is friendly to his neighbours, which he calls brothers, Ingushetiaball, Dagestanball, and Georgiaball. He hates Russiaball due to his history with him. He is also one of the strongest Kebabs, which makes it hard for Kebab removers to remove him.
He believes that even the Devil is scared of him.
Much of his history is not known, no one knows from where he came, but is known that he has been in his land ever since 8.000 B.C.
Chechnyaball of beat up the Mongols two times and beat the Timurids as well. He has fought against many Tatars his life and always been fighting against the other Caucasians. But this all changed when Great Vodka came. When Vodka came Chechnyaball of beatings their ass near Chechen-Aul where he got his Russian name from. From this moment on he has of been in war with Vodka.
After a while, Vodka decided to conquer Chechnyaball and rest of Caucasusballs. He lead a valiant defense with his North Caucasian brothers and fought against Vodka for an over 100 year war. He was eventually out manned after his so-called brother Dagestanball surrendered.
In the horrible year of 1944 he and his brother Ingushetiaball were deported to Kazakhstan by the Great Soviet Vodka. He had to endure the death of many many relatives and the shame of being sent away from his fatherland. In 1953 he was allowed a trip home and at once went back.
After this he hated Vodka even more!
After the Great Soviet Vodka destroyed itself and became normal Vodka, Chechnyaball was brave and decided to declare independence. This lead to what is called the First Chechen War. In this war he humiliated Vodka and sent his ass back to his cold bad land. Being angry, Vodka decided to attack Chechnyaball again starting the Second Chechen War which ended in a Russian victory and Chechnyaball being forced back into Russiaball's clay.
To this day some are still fighting against big Vodka, but most just want peace...
As of 2017, Chechen troops have been deployed in Syria to protect peace, also he is killing LGBT's.
- Kosovoball-He is a European Muslim just like me. He is also of separatist just like me. He also has more luck than I do.
- Albaniaball- Also European Muslim, but he thinks that his religion is Albanianism
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball- He is of also European Muslim.
- Turkeyball- He is of also European Muslim but also is of Asian, but he thinks he is European We both of hatings Vodka.
- Malaysiaball - His plane got shot down by damn Vodka. Dont worry, I will avenge you.
- Russiaball - Stop killing Chechen political leaders you damn fucker, oh wait forgot you stopped years ago but still Russians are responsible for all these stupid terrorists in my territory!!! And stop supporting Serbia! Wait you started investing in me? So much money from Vodka! Putin is best! Okay, will not remove yet.
All kebab removers, especially these ones:
- Serbiaball-Oh so you want to remove my Kebab friends. Well it didn't go to well for you. FREE KOSOVO !!!
- Greeceball -So a beggar full of debt want to remove Turkey and Albania?It is not going to work.You may kill Albania but Turkey will destroy you.
You are suicidal? Seriously?
- USAball -What? I thought that one day you would throw several nuclear bombs in Vodka and make him disappear for all eternity but instead of this are now friends with him? HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU DESERVED THE ATTACK!!!! BOSTON 2013 WAS TOO EASY.
Sorry, am not terrorist.
- Myanmarball -Hey you SWASTIKA bitch! Stop killing muslims. If I rule Vodkastan I would be nuked you.
|Countryballs of the Caucasus|
|Countries||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball ( Nagorno-Karabakhball • Nakhchivanball) • Georgiaball ( Abkhaziaball • Adjaraball • South Ossetiaball) • Russiaball ( Astrakhanball • Chechnyaball • Dagestanball • Ingushetiaball • Adygeaball • Kabardino-Balkariaball • Karachay-Cherkessiaball • North Ossetia–Alaniaball • Stavropolball)|
|Other Countries||Iranball • Turkeyball|