With Glowing Hearts we see thee rise the... (shouts) TRUE NORTH Strong and Free...
— Winnipeg Jets fans yelling anthem proudly
Heck! They’re even 2-icon whiter than we are!
— John Candy in the movie “Canadian Bacon” talking about Canada
Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies
— South Park

Canada-icon Canadaball is a countryball living in Northernmost North America. His clay mainly borders his brother USA-icon USAball which includes Alaska-icon Alaskaball, and is very close to the Danish autonomous territory of Greenland-icon Greenlandball. The country is divided into 10 provinces and 3 territories, including his capital Ottawa-icon Ottawaball, giving him a total area of 9.98 million square kilometers (3.85 million square miles) of clay in total, and only Russia-icon Russiaball is larger. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 36.29 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest country, even smaller than California-icon Californiaball.

Being a highly westernized country already gives Canada the ability to join NATO-icon NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes him a member of NAFTAball. He is also a member of the G20 and the G7 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

Canada is often seen as America's little brother who is more peaceful and tolerant. He welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syrians and Mexicans to come and live in his clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something USA despises. Though while there are a few things Canada is more tolerable at, he still follows in the footsteps of his brother, doing things like hating Russia-icon Russiaball and Iran-icon Iranball, and helping to lead NATO.

His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017 he celebrated his 150th (looking good!).

On November 11th, Canada commemorated the sacrifice of all Canadians who fought for victory. The 100th anniversary of the armistice is something we Canadians need to honor


Polandball A Burning Revenge

Polandball A Burning Revenge


A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as Ontario-icon British Canadaball. He was born as a 3-icon 3ball, then in 1608 he was colonized by France-icon Franceball and she became his mother. By 1690, UK-icon UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present day Virginia-icon Virginiaball and met his present day brother USA-icon USAball who was at the time a 7-icon 7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, France-icon Franceball and UK-icon UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball gave UK-icon UKball adoption rights to France-icon Franceball's child New France-icon New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UK-icon UKball's other North American son ColAmerica-icon Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independent in 1783.

Canadaball fought with his father UK-icon UKball against his brother USA-icon USAball when he was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814 UK-icon UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which USA-icon USAball is still sore about (And will constantly scream about: "We would've steamrolled you after New Orleans!"). Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.

In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the UK-icon British Empire. UK-icon UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight ReichTime Reichtangle (German Empire-icon German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received his own seat in the League of Nations.

Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Netherlands-icon Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight China-icon Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1965, to celebrate his centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980's, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UK-icon UKball, and eventually creating his own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)

As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is.

Canadaball is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.

He is welcoming anybody that wants to escape the horror of his brother USA-icon USAball's 4-year-long insanity, and because Donald Trump-icon Trump won the presidency there, there are so many American refugees coming, that his immigration website crashed (Sorry, eh). Now Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump is starting a war over spilled milk and softwood.

Canadaball will co-host the 2026 FIFA World Cup together with USA-icon USAball and Mexico-icon Mexicoball.


He has a nice personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal... Ironic that he is part French, eh? He knows that one day he will Anschluss Greenland-icon Greenlandball and Alaska-icon Alaskaball, but in a peaceful way. He currently has a major, perhaps blessing issue with a mass number of Chinese-Canadian Ball. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-Canadians Ball, Japanese-Canadian Ball and Indian-Canadian Ball.

His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cuba-icon Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under UK-icon UKball's influence, this limits Canadaball's independent operations, as he is often teased for being weak and irrelevant, leading for Canadaball to be protected by USA-icon USAball and NATO-icon NATOball.

Canadaball is stereotyped being the straight arrow brother of USAball. Well, everybody loves Canadaball, even the countryballs that hate USAball. He also loves Tim Hortons.

Flag Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Red 255, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF



Basically, anyone who is a family member or in the UN-icon UN, EU-icon EU, and NATO-icon NATO: Particularly.

  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - A communist friend who Trudeau visit during vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But USAball doesn't like him and is gonna destroy him with the McDonald's so Canada is sad.
  • USA-icon USAball - Best friend and brother. We may have had a complicated start, but that hasn't stopped our brotherly love. We've fought in WW2 and the Cold War, and I helped save his people from Iran. Don't cancel NAFTA with Mexico-icon Mexico you got me? I don't want my prices rising!  also why did you put sanctions on me eh? And tell your volcano kid (Hawaiiball) to quit putting pineapple on pizza! I also appreciate you going into Ontario to try and control those wildfires!STOP IMPOSING TARIFFS ON CHINA! THEY WILL DO NOTHING MORE BUT TARIFF YOU BACK! 
    • USA-icon USA- Sorry bro, blame my president. Your welcome your fire is save. Also China is the dick for not respecting us.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - My cousin. Unlike my brother, i'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. I'm very large and I don't even have a population larger than California-icon Californiaball, so your people are always welcome in my clay if USA doesn't let you.
  • France-icon Franceball - This morning in Paris, 100 years after the WWI Armistice, leaders from around the world came together to remember the fallen, and pay tribute to their sacrifice. Today, we commit to preserving their legacy of peace & freedom.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Liberated them from Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honours us every year.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - My colonial-minded nephew, son of USAball and Spainball. He doesn't like his own music, he prefers the songs of Avril Lavigne, Justin Bieber and Celine Dion. Now I know why he said "Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox!" so many times. Also he likes our Prime Minister so much (he also gave me Jollibee).
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - She's true Best Korea. We were third best in PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Best Muslim friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in final home game! Its sad to see them go and retire. Wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal :)
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - I give him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USA-icon USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us.
  • Quebec-icon Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat till he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball I helped save Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country. Hungarian girls are adorable ( I have a Magyar Girlfriend (wink wink!))

Neutral (Frenemies)

  • China-icon Chinaball - China gives me pandas and stuff for the museums. Only trouble I have with him is Xi Jinping censoring my news reporters when Trudeau visited him. Hey you need to stop with the tariffs on US Goods. I don't want to see another economic crisis happen so quickly. Remember what happened during the Great Depression. If things go spiraling downhill. You would be happy. But then who is the villain?


  • Iran-icon Iranball - Our relationship is very strained and we don't like you starting a diplomatic crisis with the United States. And what's with holding my brother's people hostage, eh?
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - You are a cruel kingdom who suppresses human rights. You imprisoned the Badawis which tells me you are a ruthless kingdom! Worse, after what Chrystia Freeland said to your king, you started both a economic and diplomatic war against me by freezing new trade, suspending flights to Toronto, freezing investments and ordering 15000 Saudi International students out of our country after I demanded that activists be freed. Man, I am gravely concerned about additional arrests of civil society and women’s rights activists in #SaudiArabia, including Samar Badawi. We urge the Saudi authorities to immediately release them and all other peaceful #humanrights activists and put an end to this. What the hell did you do to your journalist you freak?
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Ah, you vodka sucker, you need to actually respect your own people. Ukraine is not your territory to conquer. Donetsk and Lugansk just can't be part of you. Even worse, you and China are demonstrating total aggression by doing threatening military exercises. Whats the good idea man? We can't be friends.
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - A puppet state who loves Russia and has a terrible dictator
  • Soviet-icon USSRball - We were fine until NATO-icon NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not you commie poser! 1972, best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a complete DICK.
  • Hawaii-icon Hawaiiball - Hawaii i'm ashamed of you. Why do you keep erupting and cause so much pain to your own people? You need to stop causing natural disasters before things get worse. Also, it's your own fault Italy hates you because you put pineapple on Pizza, who would do such a thing? Wait me? What are you talking aboot, I never would! (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza)
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball and South Sudan-icon South Sudanball - We targeting them with sanctions.
  • Wildires🔥🔥 - Burning Ontario with insane wildfires and creating a smog in Metro Vancouver ...We need to put an end to this! Forest fires will become more widespread and destructive if this does not stop!
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball You humilated my UK-icon Father in the FIFA World Cup semi-finals. You made me cry.  But my France-icon mom ended up beating you so I'm happy now!
  • Donetsk-Republic-icon Donetsk Peoples Republicball You are nothing but a Russian puppet state. Zakarchenko deserved to die. Don't even try getting into the UN. Stay out of Ukraine. Your time will be over. Ukraine is better than Russia and you are a puppet. Now get your Russian soldiers out and rejoin Ukraine so we can have peace. Your a Ukrainian and you will always be Ukrainian.
  • Youtube: You just collapsed on me!


British Canadaball

His former appearances

Polandball Francophones





Provinces and Territories


  • Alberta-icon Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of pipeline issues and unemployment issues.
    • Calgary-icon Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! But I hate him getting to much snow soo early! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies! "Darn you Notley! Are you trying to kill us?" - Calgaryball
    • Edmonton-icon Edmontonball - Capital of Albertaball, surprisingly, the city has a lower population than Calgaryball. The city has a big mall and is a pretty okay place. What the heck is this? Detroit-icon Detroit?( poor Broncos :( that dumb bus)
    • Flagstaffball (Alberta) - don't talk much, okay???
    • Fort McMurrayball - He is literally on fire! Well, let's hope he is not on fire this year, eh?
    • Red Deerball - The place has got a lot of historical and First Nations art!
  • British Columbia-icon British Columbiaball - Hippie potsmokers. Also soo many Chinese! More Chinese than First Nations wow. Your Chinese language is worsening your Français. It outpopulated French! Sad. :(
    • Vancouver-icon Vancouverball - Probably the most Chinese city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto because of the Toronto Maple Leafs).



  • "Poutine"
  • "Maple syrup?"
  • "I'm sorry"
  • "Je suis désolé"
  • "Pardonnez-moi"
  • "O Canada!"
  • "Hockey"
  • "Free healthcare"
  • "Eh?"
  • "Fur"

How to Draw

Drawing Canadaball is fun!

  1. Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
  2. Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle.
  3. Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?





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