With Glowing Hearts we see thee rise the... (shouts) TRUE NORTH Strong and Free...
— Winnipeg Jets fans yelling anthem proudly
Take off to the great white north
— Bob and Doug Mackenzie in their song “great white north”
Heck! They’re even 2-icon whiter than we are!
— John Candy in the movie “Canadian Bacon” talking about Canada

Canada-icon Canadaball is a countryball living in Northernmost North America. His clay mainly borders his brother USA-icon USAball which includes Alaska-icon Alaskaball, and is very close to the Danish autonomous territory of Greenland-icon Greenlandball. The country is divided into 10 provinces and 3 territories, including his capital Ottawa-icon Ottawaball, giving him a total area of 9.98 million square kilometers (3.85 million square miles) in total, and only Russia-icon Russiaball is larger. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 36.29 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest country, even smaller than California-icon Californiaball.

Being a highly westernized country already gives Canada the ability to join NATO-icon NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes him a member of NAFTAball. He is also a member of the G20 and the G7 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

Canada is often seen as America's little brother who is more peaceful and tolerant. He welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syrians and Mexicans to come and live in his clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something USA despises. Though while there are a few things Canada is more tolerable at, he still follows in the footsteps of his brother, doing things like hating Russia-icon Russiaball and Iran-icon Iranball, and helping to lead NATO.

His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017 he celebrated his 150th (looking good!).


Polandball A Burning Revenge

Polandball A Burning Revenge


A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as Ontario-icon British Canadaball. He was born as a 3-icon 3ball, then in 1608 he was colonized by France-icon Franceball and she became his mother. By 1690, UK-icon UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present day Virginia-icon Virginiaball and met his present day brother USA-icon USAball who was at the time a 7-icon 7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, France-icon Franceball and UK-icon UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball gave UK-icon UKball adoption rights to France-icon Franceball's child New France-icon New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UK-icon UKball's other North American son ColAmerica-icon Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against his father and became independent in 1783.

Canadaball fought with his father UK-icon UKball against his brother USA-icon USAball when he was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814 UK-icon UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which USA-icon USAball is still sore about (And will constantly scream about: "We would've steamrolled you after New Orleans!"). Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.

In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the UK-icon British Empire. UK-icon UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help his parents fight ReichTime Reichtangle (German Empire-icon German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received his own seat in the League of Nations.

Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Netherlands-icon Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight China-icon Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed his clothes in 1965, to celebrate his centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980's, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UK-icon UKball, and eventually creating his own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)

In 1994, a famous singer Justin Bieber was born in Ontario-icon Ontarioball, and made a popular music video “Baby” in 2010, then another "Never say Never", in his popular music video, it got more dislikes than likes on YouTube.

As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is.

Canada is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.

He is welcoming anybody that wants to escape the horror of his brother USA-icon USAball's 4-year-long insanity, and because Donald Trump-icon Trump won the presidency there, there are so many American refugees coming, that his immigration website crashed (Sorry, eh). Now Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump is starting a war over spilled milk and softwood.

On May 19th 2018, many Canadians stayed up all night to watch Prince Harry and Meghan Markles get married.


He has a nice personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal... Ironic that he is part French, eh? He knows that one day he will Anschluss Greenland-icon Greenlandball and Alaska-icon Alaskaball, but in a peaceful way. He currently has a major, perhaps blessing issue with a mass number of Chinese-Canadian Ball. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-Canadians Ball, Japanese-Canadian Ball and Indian-Canadian Ball.

His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cuba-icon Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under UK-icon UKball's influence, this limits Canadaball's independent operations, as he is often teased for being weak and irrelevant, leading for Canadaball to be protected by USA-icon USAball and NATO-icon NATOball.

Canadaball is stereotyped being the straight arrow brother of USAball. Well, everybody loves Canadaball, even the countryballs that hate USAball. He also loves Tim Horton's.

Flag Colors

Red 255, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF



Basically, anyone who is a family member or in the UN-icon UN, EU-icon EU, and NATO-icon NATO: Particularly.

  • China-icon Chinaball - China gibs me pandas and stuff for the museums. Only trouble I have with him is Xijinping censoring my news reporters when Trudeau visited him. Also please don't tariff my American brother ok? 你是我的好朋友吗?
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - A communist friend who Trudeau visit during vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But USAball doesn't like him and is gonna destroy him with the McDonald's so Canada is sad.
  • USA-icon USAball - Don't cancel NAFTA with Mexico-icon Mexico you got me? I don't want my prices rising! I will beat you for the Bronze Medal tomorrow. Say Swear! You suck at hockey don't you? also why did you put sanctions on me eh? And tell your volcano kid (Hawaiiball) to quit putting pineapple on pizza!
    • USA-icon USA- sorry bro, blame my president
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Liberated them from Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honours us every year.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - She's true Best Korea. We were third best in PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Best Muslim friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in final home game! Its sad to see them go and retire. Wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal :)
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - I give him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USA-icon USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us.
  • Quebec-icon Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat till he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball I helped save Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country.


  • Iran-icon Iranball - Our relationship is very strained and we don't like your Anti-American policy. Hope to make peace with you
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Because of what you did to my dad, I had to expell four of you from my country. Unless Putin explains himself. No friendship. Hah we kicked your ass 5-4 in OT in the IIHF how do you like that now Putin?! You gotta be sorry!
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - A puppet state who loves Russia and also cursed my dad saying "You have no proof that he used Nerve Agent! Wait you fired my brother/boyfriends diplomats", СУКА!!! You will be dealt by me myself soon! Well it's a shame that I need to consider you as a enemy.
  • Soviet-icon USSRball - We were fine until NATO-icon NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not you commie poser! 1972, best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a complete DICK.
  • Hawaii-icon Hawaiiball - Hawaii i'm ashamed of you. Why do you keep erupting and cause so much pain to your own people? You need to stop causing natural disasters before things get worse. Also, it's your own fault Italy hates you because you put pineapple on Pizza, who would do such a thing? Wait me? What are you talking aboot, I never would! (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza)
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball and South Sudan-icon South Sudanball - We targeting them with sanctions.


British Canadaball

His former appearances

Polandball Francophones





Provinces and Territories


  • Alberta-icon Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of pipeline issues and unemployment issues.
    • Calgary-icon Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies! "Darn you Notley! Are you trying to kill us?" - Calgaryball
    • Edmonton-icon Edmontonball - Capital of Albertaball, surprisingly, the city has a lower population than Calgaryball. The city has a big mall and is a pretty okay place. What the heck is this? Detroit-icon Detroit?( poor Broncos :( that dumb bus)
    • Flagstaffball (Alberta) - don't talk much, okay???
    • Fort McMurrayball - He is literally on fire! Well, let's hope he is not on fire this year, eh?
    • Red Deerball - The place has got a lot of historical and First Nations art!
  • British Columbia-icon British Columbiaball - Hippie potsmokers. Also a lot of Asians, but if China tries to make them a SAR, my USA-icon bro would protect me with NATO-icon NATO via Article 5. Your Chinese language is becoming too popular. It outpopulated French! Sad. :(
    • Vancouver Islandball - Green nature fanatic who wants to separate from BC and form its own province.
    • Vancouver-icon Vancouverball - the place that brought you Greenpeace, 3D animation, probably one of your favorite movies, and Deadpool. Probably the most Asian city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto but tries to hide it). Come for the firm tax credits, stay for the weed, and guys in skimpy clothing.



  • "Poutine"
  • "Maple syrup?"
  • "I'm sorry"
  • "Je suis désolé"
  • "Je regret(te)"
  • "Pardonnez-moi"
  • "Oot"
  • "Aboot"
  • "Timber timber"
  • "Bois bois"
  • "O Canada!"
  • "You will not get independence, Quebec!"
  • "Hockey"
  • "Free healthcare"
  • "Eh?"
  • "Fur"
  • "Seals are Clubble, NOT Cuddle!"

How to Draw

Drawing Canadaball is fun!

  1. Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
  2. Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle.
  3. Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?