|“||Give independence, like really man||”|
After Trump's surprising win, despite California picking Hillary (or in some cases, Bernie) to win, California wants independence, and so does Cascadiaball and New Englandball, because he doesn't want a conservative right wing president, like Trump.
But if he were an independent nation, he would be among the G20
(briefly), and have economies only smaller than his father, Chinaball, Japanball, Germanyball, and UKball. He'd be just ahead of Franceball (hon hon hon), Indiaball, Italyball, and Brazilball (hue hue hue!).
The clay of Californiaball was once populated by 3balls (Native Americans), but then Spainball had un hijo, Californiaball. Californiaball was then
kidnapped raised by Mexicoball, but one day he broke off in a fight with Mexicoball and got his own independencia with the help of USAball. Then it joined USAball, but it took a long war with Mexicoball before he agreed. He thought his brother Texasball's star flag was pretty cool, so Californiaball put a star on his flag to plagiarize reference it.
In 1849 gold was discovered on his clay, and other stateballs have been jealous of him ever since. 3balls were quickly removed as other balls scrambled for pretty yellow rocks.
Throughout his history has been plagued with earthquakes, his clay is divided by San Andreas fault and smaller faults. This has been into destroying his cityballs all throughout history.
Used to pretty much just be full of cowboys and missionaries for a long time, until immigrants from Germanyball infected him with the hippies. Ever since then, he has been into a quiet civil war between old cowboys and new hippies for control of state.
For reasons mentioned above, he has a bit of a split-personality. As well, his northern and southern halves are basically hatings of each other, and his central valley area (that is still full of cowboys) is about as conservative and independence-wanting as Texasball. He may one day split into as many as six smaller stateballs, just like Texasball can into being five stateballs (Maybe when I into independence). Making matters worse is the fact that his habit of making golf courses and growing crops in the desert finally caught up with him, causing a severe water-shortage during an ongoing drought. Yet he is too stubborn to change his ways. In 2016, with Massachusettsball and Nevadaball, he finally can into weed.
California has really high taxes, for income over $1,000,000 it's 13.3%, and the state sales tax of 7.25% is the nation's highest. And in 2016, in addition to voting for Hillary by 62%, California also voted to raise the income tax to the level by the same percentage.
- USAball - Mi nuevo padre. I guess I'll be staying with him... for another while...*quietly sobs*
- Mexicoball - My biological father and former independence war enemy.
- Nevadaball - Mi hermano favorito. I'm keeping gambling illegal on myself, so that people have a reason to visit him.
- Oregonball - Foster brother. He has lots of rain. Share with me pls!! I'm hella thirsty. Oh wait, never mind. I'm getting more rain now.
- Washingtonball - Friendly tech rivals. Has lots of rain too.
APPLE FOR THE WIN MICROSOFT GO BANKRUPT!!!
- Arizonaball - Younger Brother. My very hot and dry desert. Come if you want the sea. Pretty
- Texasball - Other brother (always in fight). Mucho conservative redneck. Can go into many arguments, and at end of day we are frienemies. We will fight together against USAball for opposite reasons. I love you even though we fight.
We will soon anschluss New Mexicoball and Arizonaball to form Texaforniatangle.
- New Mexicoball - Older brother with poor economy and ignorant.
- Coloradoball - He has mountains (my Mount Whitney is still 65 feet higher than his Mount Elbert hehehe), is a moderate between me and Texas. He constantly complains when I come to his place, bring my ultra-liberal politics there and drive up his house prices. However, we both can into stoned though.
- Floridaball - Jealous older sibling that wants to have better theme parks and beaches than me. My Disney park is still better.
- Vermontball - YOU ARE SO GOOD, BERNIE SANDERS SHOULD BE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!! (sorry Trump and Hillary)
- New Yorkball - YOU ARE MY WORSTEST BROTHER AND WORST STATE IN THE WHOLE UNION!!! I HOPE MASSACHUSETTS BEATS YOU IN BASEBALL
(which they won't)YOU ARE THE REASON WHY TRUMP AND HILLARY ARE STILL HERE. LITERALLY!!!! We may hate each other, but we can both agree on one thing. We can hate either Trump or Hillary. Or better yet, hate both.
- OhioRawr - WARRIORS ARE THE BEST!! REMOVE CAVS!!
We are so winning this NBA Finals, again!
- Baja Californiaball and Baja California Surball - My other brothers, stayed with Mexico when I left. (One day, mis hermanos, one day....)
- "Canadaball" - Some uncle who supposedly "exists" or something (as if "Canada" is a real country, I mean, please).
- UKball - New Grandfather plox tell Texas to shut up at Christmas was pardre like this
- Hawaiiball - Pacific brother
who lives in the middle of nowheresurround by water. Dammit, I'm so jealous of you!! Are you asking me to anschluss you?!? but I can't because you're too adorable and kind!! GAAAHHH!!!
- Spainball - Old Grandfather
- Australiaball - Uncle that has a lot in common with Texasball. They wear silly hats, have funny accents, have very big egos, etc. He gave awful birthday present of eucalyptus tree infestation, and no koalas to keep their numbers down.
- Ecuadorball - cousin
- All other 3balls - Aunts and uncles
"All of my children need to to stop bitching about NorCal or SoCal." -Californiaball
- Sacramentoball - Capitalball. Only relavent because of this.
- San Franciscoball - Expensive, liberal cityball infested with hippies. Also known as the cityball that rest of state hates. Likes homosex.
- Oaklandball - San Franciscoball's twin brother. Home of the worst sports teams, including the Raiders... oh wait.
- Los Angelesball - My largest and celeb cityball, home of Hollywood. Makes most of my movies and thinks he's (like) so special
lol so is your traffic.
- San Diegoball - First of Spainball's settlements, has lots of beaches and keeps lots of pet animals. Acts very Mexican.
- San Joseball - First and oldest cityball, home of Sillicon Valley. Innovative tech nerd who makes everyone buy the latest version of anything
- Fresnoball - Smoggy Central Valley city. I am building the first part of my high speed train in and around his clay. Has Yosemite nearby and a lot of agriculture, so how are you so smoggy? We're trying to be eco-friendly here!
- File:Bakersfield-icon.png Bakersfieldball - My right armpit (if Fresnoball is my left). He doesn't share my politics.
|Regions||Californiaball ( Fresnoball • Los Angelesball • Oaklandball • Sacramentoball • San Diegoball • San Franciscoball • San Joseball) • Nevadaball ( Carson Cityball • Las Vegasball • Renoball)|
|Former Entities|| Ancient California • New Spainball • First Mexican Empireball • |
|I was once a country before!|