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Brazilball is the largest countryball in South America, representing the whole country. It is the world's fifth largest countryball,, both by geographical area and population, with over 204 million people. It is the largest lusophone countryball in the world, and the only one in the Americas. Often its motto is changed from Ordem e Progresso (Order and Progress) to BR BR BR e HUE HUE HUE. Brazilball has a historic and friendly rivalry with Argentinaball, often HUEing and making jokes about Argentina. It is also very good in football soccer, where it always qualified in world cup since 1930. Unfortuantly he suffers from zika virus.

He has high aspirations of becoming a world power, and has invested large amounts of money on sporting events to demonstrate his incredible potential, although this has brought more problems than benefits.

Brazilball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. In fact, he has the largest economy in Latin America.

His national day is in September 7. His astrological sign is Virgo.

Personality (aka the Tragedy of 2014)Edit

He was known for his Hyper, energetic, confident, optimistic, cheerful personality that was friendly to everyone, complemented by his athletic body that he loves to show off when dancing the national dance, the Samba. Though, he can become too happy and loud and and lose all manners to start a HUE party. As Brazilball is friendly to everyone, he doesn't have known enemies but if a countryball could be hostile with Brazilball, he can be a powerful opponent, for example when in January 1835, Brazil can into removings Nigeria-icon Yam.

Unfortunately, everything changed in the the year 2014.

Brazilball thought that 2014 was the best year of his life. A dream come true, at last. He was chosen to host, in his very own home, his most beloved game, his greatest happiness: The corruption FIFA World Cup. This made him so enthusiastic that he poured all his monies and effort to throw the greatest HUE party that he could ever imagine, inviting everyone including Colombia-icon Colombiaball, and he best friend and favourite playmate, Germany-icon Germanyball. In the commotion, Colombiaball accidentally broke his back, but Brazilball being kind and too consumed by the celebration simply forgave Colombiaball. This friendliness would soon prove to be a mistake, inverting the best year of his life into his worst nightmare. Most of all, it came from who he trusted the most as his best friend and friendly rival, Germanyball. Now was the time for him to act. The perfect opportunity for what he always wanted to do.

Sad Defeat

Ever since then, Brazilball was completely traumatized, a broken bird. What he expected as his best year has become a living Horror. All him monies and effort, lost to absolute nil. Everything, even his favourite sport, was forcibly taken away by a once-best friend who betrayed, humiliated and ravaged him in the most agonizing manner possible, and then spreading it into every corner of the globe, Now he had nothing. Him once-cheerful HUE was only nothing more than an anguished and tearful cry. Now he must now bare the burden of the great loss, the great tragedy of 2014.

Brazilball's Greatest Revenge (or How Brazilball Got its HUE Back)

In 2016, Brazilball hosted the 31st Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiroball. On the biggest stage of them all, Brazilball made it to the final of the men's soccer tournament against none other than Germanyball in a rematch of that fateful day in the 2014 World Cup. But this time, Brazilball got his glorious revenge when Neymar scored the winning goal on penalty kicks to win the gold medal. His once-lost HUE had returned for good.

GeographyEdit

The country occupies half of South America, bordering the Atlantic Ocean. It covers a total area of 8,515,767 kilometers, being 55,455 km of water. The highest point in Brazil is Pico da Neblina, with almost 3,000 m. Brazil is bordered by the countries of Argentina, Bolivia, Colombia, French Guiana, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Cisplatina and Venezuela.

RelationshipsEdit

It's common to see Brazilball portrayed talking to its states and the Federal District. Brazilball is not very concerned about politics most of the time, only caring about HUE.

SonsEdit

  • Acre-icon Acreball - Is unnoticed by most countryballs, including That fat bitch named Brazil. Most times, Acreball will start talking while no one pays attention to it; on many comic stripes, Acreball disappears and Brazilball ignores it, like he does not exist. Also, Bolivia-icon Boliviaball may start to complain about Acreball, yet the rest of the countries won't know what he's fucking about.The reason for this is because of a Brazilian inside joke about how Acre does not exist. Long ago, Acre was partitioned between Boliviaball in the east and Peru-icon Peruball in the west.
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - (Or Cisplatinaball) Is the bastard child that BrasilImperialBall had with Argentinaball. He left home in 1828 when his mother encouraged him to leave.
  • Rio Grande do Sul-icon Rio Grande do Sulball - Is the rebel son of Brazilball. Wants to be independent along with Paranáball and SCball (Santa Catarina), his younger brothers. Became independent by a brief moment, but lost the Ragamuffin War. It is mostly depicted as gay, because of a cultural joke (rich farmers would send their sons to study abroad in Europe, where they end up getting aculturated and coming back a little 'different').

FriendsEdit

  • Portugal-icon Portugalball: Father. The majority of my population is descendant of Portuguese.
  • Italy-icon Italyball: Uncle. I also have the largest Italian population outside of Italy (immigrants and their descendants).
  • Spain-icon Spainball: Aunt. I have a lot of descendants of Spanish immigrants in my clay.
  • Macau-icon Macauball: Kawaii sibling
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball: Bastard son I had with Argentinaball (and also Rebelious State).
  • UK-icon UKball: He is the best friend of my father. I am friend of his sons. He is also the creator of football... thank you.
  • Australia-icon Australiaball: Funny friend that have strange pets in his home.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball: The brother of Australiaball. Everybody loves him, because he is very nice with everyone. But he is very straight arrow, and because of this I prefer his brothers Australiaball and USAball. Wait... Deadpool was a Canadian?
  • USA-icon USAball - We fought Nazis and drug lords together. We are HUEST friends since World War 2. He is also a party animal like me. But he is enemy of some members of BRICSbricks sooo maybe Neutral...HUE. To tell you the truth, I do not see any problem of being a friend of the USA, Russia, China at the same time.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - We are friends because we both love telenovelas. I love some of his telenovelas and the El Chavo and El Chapulin Colorado series. But I still think that my telenovelas are the best of the world. We also are the biggest economies in the Latin America and we have a common enemy: Argentinaball.
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - I like him because of Shakira songs. I also helped him in the past against the FARC (Operation Traira). We are good friends.
  • Chile-icon Chileball - Somos amigos. We have worked together as mediators in international conflicts. Once we stopped a stupid fight between Taco and Burger, that was in 1914. We are also working together to help Haiti. In 2010 he suffered an earthquake, and I sent humanitarian aid to him. And another thing ... we love making fun of Argentina HUEHUEHUE.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - He is very weird but we are good friends, I love his anime, tokusatsus and games.I have the largest Japanese population outside of Japan (immigrants and their descendants).
  • Lebanon-icon Lebanonball - I received immigrants from him in the late 19th century and early 20th century. I have good relations with him.Our president is of Lebanese ancestry.
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball: We both can into Hue. HUE IS OURS !
  • Any BRICS memberballs: Yuo are of great economy friends!
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - Our name is BR. Gib oil plox
  • Angola-iconAngolaball-Crazy Brother
  • Mozambique-iconMozambiqueball-Disgusting Brother
  • Guinea-Bissau-icon Guinea-Bissauball-Beggar Brother
  • Sao Tome and Principeball-A Brother, I think
  • Cape Verdeball-Other Brother...
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball-We are good friends he may seem a bit to angry but hes ok when you get to know him

EnemiesEdit

  • Germany-icon Germonieball: REMOVE BEIR!!!!!!! 2014 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! REMOVE MERKEL! VOU DEIXAR UM OCO NESSE RABO! YOU SUCK!!! but giv car and attend parties plox.
  • Brazil Declares War on Israel!

    Brazilians beclaring war on Israelcube for calling their nation a ''diplomatic dwarf'' and for insulting the 7x1 brazillions

    Israel-icon Israelcube: Due to joke about the result of the match Brazil vs. Germany in the World Cup. Also is of Public insult (Israelcube called Brazilball "diplomatic dwarf").
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball: STOP RAMBLING ABOUT THE POWER PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball: Old Enemy. STOP RAPING MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball: (Male version) 1852 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! HUEHUEHUE Yuo are so arrogant, pridefull and egocentric that yuo do not win new titles in futebol since the 90s. Yuo need to be more funny and humble... like me HUEHUEHUE.

(Female version) I fathered Uruguay with her.

  • France-icon Franceball: Aunt, but Nazi's wife, She always defeat me in the World Cup also.Surrendering coward as well.
  • EU-icon EUball: YOU ARE STELAING MUNIES FROM MY FATHER!! TU TÁ DI ZOERA COM MEU PAI?
  • All type of germs (for example Zika vírus).

How to drawEdit

Drawing a Brazilball is very simple.

Brazil card

Proud HUEBrazil,

After drawing the base circle, color it of a green like here
  1. Draw inside it a smaller losangle, color it of a yellow like here
  2. Draw inside it a smaller circle, color it of a blue like here
  3. Draw inside blue circle a small white strip
  4. Draw the two eyes and you've finished
    Brazilball

    Brazilball happly holding 2 bags full of monies

QuotesEdit

  • "Without HUE, there is no BR."
  • "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
  • "Gib moni plox"
  • "The power of HUE be with yuo"
  • "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
  • "Im BR, gib moni or i report yuo"
  • "HUEHUEHUE For HUE Life
  • Puta Falta de Sacanagem (F*cking lack of immorality)
  • Sou Foda: (I’m f*cking awesome)
  • Ah que delícia cara!!!! (Oh what a delight, guy !!!!) (talking about "orange juice")
  • Aqui é BodyBuilder porra! O monstro tá saindo da jaula!!! (Here is f*cking BodyBuilder! The monster is out of the cage!!!) (talking about work out at the gym)

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