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Brasilball é a maior bola de campo da América do Sul, representando o país inteiro. É uma quinta maior bola de futebol do mundo, por área geográfica e sexta maior país por população, com mais de 207 milhões de pessoas. É uma maior bola de campo lusófona do mundo e única nas Américas. Muitas vezes, seu lema é alterado de Ordem e Progresso (Ordem e Progresso) BR BR BR E HUE HUE HUE. O Brasilball tem uma rivalidade histórica e amigável com Argentinaball, muitas vezes com HUEING e fazendo piadas sobre a Argentina. Também é muito bom no futebol, onde semper se classificou na Copa do Mundo da FIFA desde 1930.
He has high aspirations of becoming a world power, and has invested large amounts of money on sporting events to demonstrate his incredible potential, although this has brought more problems than benefits.
Brazilball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. In fact, he has the largest economy in Latin America.
Brazilball is divided into 26 statesballs, plus the Federal District. Each state has its own laws, regulations and police, similar to the USAball. The Brazilian Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the republican coup d'état in 1889 the provinces of the Empire became federal states of the Republic.
His national day is in September 7. His astrological sign is Virgo. He is of stronk!
Only in South America.
In 2011, Brazilball was into female leadership
Not anymore hue.
He was known for his hyper, energetic, confident, optimistic, cheerful personality that was friendly to everyone, complemented by his athletic body that he loves to show off when dancing the national dance, the samba. Though, he can become too happy and loud and lose all manners to start a HUE party. As Brazilball is friendly to everyone, he doesn't have much known enemies than the friends, but if a countryball could be hostile with Brazilball, he can be a powerful opponent, for example when in January 1835, Brazil can into removings Yam.
Brazilball was born as 3ball, and lived in peace until 1500, when Kingdom of Portugaball came and showed a mirror, Brazil loved the mirror, so he let Portugalball adopt him, and then, he became Portuguese Brazilball.
Spanish Empireball saw everything and started trying to negotiate with Portugalball to get Brazil's guard. However, Portugalball denied, and a tension started between the two iberian brothers. A War was just a matter of time .... But, the two brothers signed a treaty, and Brasiball's Clay was divided in Portuguese and Spanish control, meanwhile the Brazilball was planting sugar cane with the work of 8ball, your slave.
Meanwhile, in Europe, Netherlandsball was poor and did not have any colony, so he dicided to invade Brazilball's clay and take to himself, Portugalball got pissed, and crushed the Dutch and kicked him out of South America, Franceball also tried to invade Brazilball, and Portugal crushed him too, Portugal bravely fought to defend his biggest son.
Hue Independence, or death!
In 1700, Portugalball send the Treaty to hell, and started to expand the now miner Brazilball's territories, Spainball didn´t care about it, and Brazil started to get even more huge and rich, ...
In the mid of 1800, Franceball was raping everyone in Europe, Portugal was scared about this, so he fleed to his son's clay, and turned him a part of the Portuguese Empire. However, Brazilball was inspired by the colonies rebelling against their fathers after the Liberal Revolution, so he decided a plan to attack his father and become a fully independent country.
In Setember 7 of 1822, Brazilball attacked his father and kicked him of his clay and becamed Brazilian Empireball.
In his early days as an independent country, Brazilball was already of stronk, raping a lot of neighbors such as Argentinaball and his son Uruguayball (A.K.A Cisplatinaball ), and a lot of rebellious provinces.
In the mid of 1864, Paraguayball tried to invade him, Brazilball then, formed an alliance with Argentinaball and Uruguayball, and together they defeated Paraguayball. After this, he became even more stronger, even challenging UKball to a war.
He had years of glory, and in November 15, 1889 throughout a coup d'état he became the First Brazilian Republic with the Proclamation of the Republic.
In 1930, after killing some dolphins Brazilball was at war with himself in a revolution that will depose the original republic to be further replaced with a totalitarian dictatorship led by one Getulio Vargas, this revolution became a success in 1945. But after the founding of Braziliaball, a Military Dictatorship lasted for 21 years and marked one of Brazil's best period of economy and worst after too.
After the proclamation of the republic, he became a more peaceful country, giving 0% to wars, only caring about HUE. in WW2 he raped Kingdom of Italyball and some Nazi Germanyballs too. Today, Brazilball stronks in soccer, and will continue with his HUE until the end of the universe, but he is poor now. He loves the 2016 RIO games
It's common to see Brazilball portrayed talking to its states and the Federal District. Brazilball is not very concerned about politics most of the time, only caring about HUE and HUELITCS(political memes).
- Acreball - Is unnoticed by most countryballs, including Brazil. Most times, Acreball will start talking while no one pays attention to it; on many comic strips, Acreball disappears and Brazilball ignores it, like he does not exist. Also, Boliviaball may start to complain about Acreball, yet the rest of the countries won't know what he's fucking about. The reason for this is because of a Brazilian inside joke about how Acre does not exist. Long ago, Acre was partitioned between Boliviaball in the east and Peruball in the west. Nowadays, the existence of Acreball is more accepted by most of Center-West, Southeast and South regionballs and many Brasilian stateballs claim that is where dinosaurs and UFOs are currently hiding.
- Uruguayball - (Or Cisplatinaball) Is the child that Brazilian Empireball had. He left home in 1828 to live near of your parent.
- Rio Grande do Sulball - Is the rebel son of Brazilball. Wants to be independent along with Paranáball and SCball (Santa Catarina), his younger brothers. Became independent by a brief moment, but lost the Ragamuffin War. It is mostly depicted as gay, because of a cultural joke (in 19th century and early 20th century rich farmers would send their sons to study abroad in Europe, where they ended up getting aculturated and coming back a little "different").
- São Pauloball - Is the richest son of Brazilball. Also, have good relationships with Rio Grande do Sulball, Santa Catarinaball and Paranáball
- Portugalball: Father. The majority of my population is descendant of Portuguese.
Gib back my gold!(Portugalball reply: I spent all the gold buying products from the UK ... the gold is with him. I think that with Germany too)
- Italyball: Uncle. I also have the largest Italian population outside of Italy (immigrants and their descendants).
- Spainball: Aunt. I have a lot of descendants of Spanish immigrants in my clay.
- Macauball: Cute sibling.
- Uruguayball: Son I had (and also Rebelious State).
- UKball: He is the best friend of my father. I am friend of his sons. He is also the creator of football... thank you.
- Australiaball: Funny friend that have strange pets in his home.
- Palestineball: I recognize him a lot. DAMN ZIONISTS!!! We will support you Palestine.
- Canadaball: The brother of Australiaball. Everybody loves him, because he is very nice with everyone. But he is very straight arrow, and because of this I prefer his brothers Australiaball and USAball. Wait... Deadpool was a Canadian?
- USAball - I have known him since the 19th century, before he became a superpower, at that time he was more humble. Now he has become a rich guy with many "friends". The majority of these "friends" are false friends, because he is rich, powerful, and have a dangerous bomb, but people do not say anything. We are true friends.. we even fought against the Nazis together. Today he is enemy of some members of BRICS sooo maybe Neutral... To tell you the truth, I do not see any problem of being a friend of the USA, Russia, China at the same time.
- Franceball: Aunt, even though you are a surrendering coward, thanks for the help with the satellite.
Next time,stop surrender plox.
- Mexicoball - We are friends because we both love telenovelas. I love some of his telenovelas and the El Chavo and El Chapulin Colorado series. But I still think that my telenovelas are the best of the world. We also have the biggest economies in the Latin America and we have a common enemy: Argentinaball.
- Malaysiaball: I dont know about this guy but he hates Indonesiaball for culture stealing unlike me hating for raping my brother. Geez thanks and the culture should belonged to you not that filthy rapist!
- Colombiaball - I like him because of Shakira songs. I also helped him in the past against the FARC (Operation Traira). We are good friends.
- Chileball - Somos amigos. We have worked together as mediators in international conflicts. Once we stopped a stupid fight between Taco and Burger, that was in 1914. We are also working together to help Haiti. In 2010 he suffered an earthquake, and I sent humanitarian aid to him. And another thing ... we love making fun of Argentina.
- Japanball - He is very weird but we are good friends, I love his anime, tokusatsus and games. I have the largest Japanese population outside of Japan (immigrants and their descendants).
- Lebanonball - I received immigrants from him in the late 19th century and early 20th century. I have good relations with him. Our president is of Lebanese ancestry.
- Vietnamball: We both can into Hue.
HUE IS OURS !
- Any BRICS memberballs: Yuo are of great economy friends!
- Bruneiball - Our name is BR.
Gib oil plox
- Mozambiqueball - Violent Brother
- Guinea-Bissauball - Beggar Brother
- Sao Tome and Principeball - A Brother, I think HUEHUEHUE
- Cape Verdeball - Cute brother.
- South Koreaball - Impeachment sister and fellow G20 member who lives in the far east. She just removed Park just like I removed Dilma.
- Cubaball - Cuba open a port with my huelp.
- Bulgariaball - Well, you know...
- Paraguayball - I HATE HIM BECAUSE OF MY GLORIOUS VICTORY ON PARAGUAYAN WAR!! But he sell really cheaps things!
- Germanyball - Gib car and attend parties plox, but I defeated him on the World War II and the 7-1 I will never forget!!!
Remove Merkel and Beer!!!
- Turkeyball - I have some Turkish-Brazillian population here, but I RECOGNIZE THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE, VAI A PUTA QUE TE PARIU!!!
- Iranball - We have good relations since 2010, but she destroyed years of good relations.
- Israelcube - Due to joke about the result of the match Brazil vs. Germany in the World Cup. Also is of Public insult (Israelcube called Brazilball "diplomatic dwarf"). ALSO FREE PALESTINE!!!
- Dominican Republicball - STOP RAMBLING ABOUT THE POWER PACK!!
- Indonesiaball - Old Enemy. STOP RAPING MY BROTHER!!
- Argentinaball - 1852, BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! HUEHUEHUE Yuo are so arrogant, pridefull and egocentric that yuo do not of win new titles in futebol since the 90s. Yuo need to be more of funny and of humble... like me! HUEHUEHUE! (Female version) I fathered Uruguay with her. BTW did you know our former presidents were female? We can also into female leadership.
But stop invading servidores, porra!.
- French Guianaball - Ãoxluss!
- EUball - YOU ARE STELAING MUNIES FROM MY FATHER!! TU TÁ DI ZOERA COM MEU PAI?
- Kosovoball - You are a part of Serbiaball
- Syriaball - FUCK YOU, PORRA. ASSAD IS A DICTATOR AND NO MORE ELSE! REMOVE ASSAD DINASTIA, CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- North Koreaball - BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIM, SOUTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA! AND... HUEHEUEHUEHUE!!! YOUR MISSLES NOT EXPLODES HERE!!!
- ISISball - REMOVE TERRORISM!!!
- Soviet Unionball - REMOVE COMMUNISM, DEMOCRATIC ROSSIYA IS THE BEST RUSSIA! I TORTURED YOU IN MY MILITARY JUNTA!!!
- Axis - REMOVE TOTALITARISM!!! 1945, MY BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!
How to draw
Drawing a Brazilball is very simple.After drawing the base circle, color it of a green like here
- Draw inside it a smaller losangle, color it of a yellow like here
- Draw inside it a smaller circle, color it of a blue like here
- Draw inside blue circle a small white strip
- Draw some hue (optional)
- Draw the two eyes and you've finished
- "Without HUE, there is no BR."
- "Gib monies plox"
- "The power of HUE be with yuo"
- "HUEHUEHUE for HUE Life
- Come to Brazil !
- Algum BR ?
- HUEHUE BR
- Foda-se(f*ck it)
|Federative Republic of Brazil: Land of HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE|
|States||Acreball • Alagoasball • Amapáball • Amazonasball • Bahiaball • Cearáball • Distrito Federalball • Espírito Santoball • Goiásball • Maranhãoball • Mato Grossoball • Mato Grosso do Sulball • Minas Geraisball • Paráball • Paraíbaball • Paranáball • Pernambucoball • Piauíball • Rio de Janeiroball • Rio Grande do Norteball • Rio Grande do Sulball • Rondôniaball • Roraimaball • Santa Catarinaball • São Pauloball • Sergipeball • Tocantinsball|
|Former entities||Ancient South Americans • Portuguese Empireball • Brazilian Empireball|