Botswanaball is a landlocked country located in Southern Africa. Formerly the British Protectorate of Bechuanalandball.
Botswanaball is flat, with up to 70 percent of its territory being the Kalahari Desert.
In the 19th century, hostilities broke out between Tswanaballs and Ndebeleballs who were making incursions into the territory from the north-east. Tensions also escalated with the Boerballss from the Transvaal to the east. UKball put Bechuanalandball under its protection on 31 March 1885.
An expansion of UKball central authority and the evolution of tribal government resulted in the 1920 establishment of two advisory councils to represent both 8balls and Europeans.
In June 1964, UKball accepted proposals for a democratic self-government in Botswanaball.
The 1965 constitution led to the first general elections and to independence on 30 September 1966.
Botswanaball has a agreement with USAball to set up a Africom base on its clay.
A long-running dispute over the northern border with Namibia's Caprivi Strip was the subject of a ruling by the International Court of Justice in December 1999, which ruled that Kasikili Islandball belongs to Botswanaball.
Botswanaball is the freest and least corrupt countryball on continental Africaball.
- Botswanaball is always very polite and speaks excellent English
- Botswanaball likes to play peacemaker with it neighbors.
- Botswanaball thinks South Africaball comes across as arrogant and tries to help it with manners.
- Botswanaball does not tolerate anyone stealing or poaching its wildlife.
Botswanaball likes munching on pap, boerewors, samp, vetkoek and mopani worms. A food unique to Botswana includes seswaa, heavily salted mashed-up meat.
- UKball- Father.
- USAball- Adoptive brother. Thank you very much for yuor aid and helping me with my AIDS problem.
- Russiaball- He is the first one to establish full diplomatic relations with me and we have various successful cooperations in many fields.
- Namibiaball- My western neighbor, and we are good friends although we once had a dispute over Sedudu Island.
- Zambiaball- Friendly northern neighbor connected by a very small border.
- South Africaball- We had several complications in the past, but me and him are pretty much good friends now.
- South Koreaball- You are of true and best Korea!
- Estoniaball and Argentinaball- Flag stealers!
- Zimbabweball- Can you fix your country and stop sending me immigrants, please?
- North Koreaball- We used to have a good relationship but he is now just a crazy megalomaniac who abuses human rights. No more diplomatic ties with you! South Korea is best Korea!
| Republic of |
|Provinces||Central Botswanaball • Chobeball • Ghanziball • Kgalagadiball • Kgatlengball • Kwenengball • North-East Botswanaball • North-West Botswanaball • South-East Botswanaball • Southern Botswanaball • Gaboroneball (capital)|
|Historical entities||Tswana natives • British Bechuanalandball|