Boston-icon Bostonball is an USA-icon American cityball; the capital cityball of Massachusetts-icon Massachusettsball, to be specific. He is famous for his university, even though it is actually in Cambridge


Bostonball was founded in 1630 by British Empireball and adopted by New Englandball, Thirteen Coloniesball and USAball. He is also the best cityball ever because he just is!

In April 15, 2013, two Chechens attacked his famous Boston Marathon, in which the city was on lockdown for the next five days. It ended with one of the kebab dead and the other one captured while hiding in a boat not in the water, but funnily in a place called Watertown.

"If you plan to escape, make sure it's in the water. Not in Watertown! Got you asshole!" - April 19, 2013 best day of my life! Boston Police Department Strong!

The Scout from Team Fortress 2 was born here in 2007.

He was USAball's pick to bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics, but he withdrew his bid due to financial concerns. Los Angelesball took over the bid.

He also has Theo Epstein to thank for helping to remove the "Curse of the Bambino" from his beloved Red Sox in 2004 (Theo also did wonders for Chicagoball in 2016).

His other sports teams include...

  • The Bruins of the NHL
  • The Celtics of the NBA
  • The New England Patriots of the NFL and the New England Revolution of MLS (both play in Foxborough, one of Bostonball's suburbs)