At first, his father Kingdom of Bosniaball was hiding in the mountains and nobody couldn't find him, so he created his kingdom and his own religion called "Church of Bosnia" (a.k.a. Bogomil) because Catholics and Orthodox were too boring. Later, Ottomanball found where he lives and became an adoptive father to his little son, Bosniaball. Then he made him half kebab. After that Austria-Hungaryball took Bosniaball from Ottoman Empireball, he became his second adoptive father, but that made Serbiaball angry so he started WWI. During WWII he was part of Independent State of Croatiaball. At the end Bosniaball was anchlussed by Yugoslaviaball, but finally escaped together with Croatiaball, Sloveniaball and Macedoniaball.
Nowadays he is formed by three separate (kinda) entities: Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Republic Srpskaball and Brčko Districtball. Although he is often referred as fully halal countryball, 31% of people are Orthodox and 15% Catholic. Bosniaball is 51% kebab, up from 42 percent in 1998 (retake kebab clay!).
Climate of Clay
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is primarly located on Dinaric alps (they're Dinaric, not to be confused with ordinary European alps like ones in Austriaball and Switzerlandball). Now, there's nothing weird about them except that they just happen to be on the way for the colder winds from the north and the warmer winds from the south (somehow, they never meet up in same time, so there are no tornadoes, which is good). But this unique trait leaves Bosniaball with some very unique (and frustrating) issues, for instance:
When Bosniaball is expecting New Year and winter holidays, Sirocco wind (or as bosnians call it, jugo) anschlusses him from behind and melts all the snow down, leaving Bosnia with spring-like weather in middle of January. Yet on another hand, in April and May, which is Bosnia and Herzegovinaball's favorite time for some roštilj and pečenje (it's like BBQ), north winds burst the place with bunch of snow, rain and cold weather, leaving Bosniaball to do all of its cooking at home. Oh and we're not finished yet, just to make things even more confusing, literally, over a night, the weather changes from -8 to +28 degrees on Celsius scale starting a long, unbearably hot summer, which often doesn't want to go until early October. It can be noted that Bosnia and Herzegovinaball shares a simular weather problem with Canadaball, which kinda' makes them understand each other a little bit better.
In 1992, my brother Serbiaball ( SR Serbiaball at the time) and his son Republic Srpskaball started hating me because I could into independence. My brother used dad's army, and supplied his son with weapons. When I became independent on March 1st, Republic Srpskaball barricaded Sarajevoball. Him and his son quickly started getting involved in street fighting. He had his paramilitary, the Zelene Beretke, and Republic Srpskaball had his own paramilitaries. On the 4th of April, they invaded Bijeljinaball and conquered it. Later, on the 9th of April they invaded Zvornik and conquered it. On the 5th of April they started shelling Sarajevoball. The territory that Republic Srpskaball occupied created a Bosniak enclave which contained towns such as: Goražde, Foča, Srebrenicaball and Žepa. Foča was conquered on the 28th of April. On the 2nd of May, Serbiaball and Republic Srpskaball started conquering Sarajevoball. In October, he started a conflict against Croatiaball and his son Herzeg-Bosniaball. His son started conquering his clay, and his brother supplied him with weapons. Bosniaball was in a bad situation, but luckily with good strategy and shipments from NATOball and Iranball, Bosniaball won the war. Serbiaball retired from the war after losing.
In early January, UNball made a plan on how to partition my clay into ethnic divisions. Everyone accepted the agreement ( Croatiaball, Herzeg-Bosniaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Republic Srpskaball and Serbia and Montenegroball). However, when Republic Srpskaball returned home in Pale, he changed his mind, although his dad told him to accept it. Herzeg-Bosniaball started hurting me a lot. My own son betrayed me by cooperating with Republic Srpskaball and Herzeg-Bosniaball. My son was AP Western Bosniaball. NATOball and Iranball helped him by fighting Republic Srpskaball in the operation Deny Flight.
Croatiaball and his son made peace with me by signing the Washington Agreement. When they made peace, they made their own federation ( Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball) and we could now be focused on removing Republic Srpskaball. Denmarkball helped me with the operation Bøllebank and removed Republic Srpskaball around Tuzlaball. I removed my son, and Republic Srpskaball wanted to reanimate him, but he was interrupted by me and Croatiaball in 1995 by the operation Storm.
Me and Croatiaball removed Republic Srpskaball from western Bosnia. Republic Srpskaball conquered Žepa and Srebrenicaball and commited a genocide against me there. After that, NATOball started bombarding Republic Srpskaball. He then conquered many towns in Bosnian Krajina. Then everyone started negotiating and the Dayton Agreement became a success and peace was brought back into his clay.
- Serbiaball doesn't agree to the clay boundaries and wants more clay.
- Of worst insult to Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is naming cheese pie as burek. Burek being only with meat.
- Due to their durability, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is a huge fan of Volkswagens, as they make around 1/3 out of its entire car population.
- Also, it should be noted that at one point of its history (1984 to be precise) Bosnia and Herzegovinaball's captial, Sarajevoball hosted Winter Olympic Games.
How to draw
- Draw a basic circle with blue
- Draw a yellow triangle
- Draw white stars next to yellow triangle
- Add eyes and your done!
Every neighbor loves Bosnia and Herzegovinaball because they make great ćevapi and burek, except Serbiaball (they love their food tho). Serbiaball wants to remove his own brother Bosnia and Herzegovinaball because he is half kebab.
- EUball - Gib moniez pl0x. Also, I might of joinings his group.
- Austriaball - Adoptive pappi, of best countryball there ever be.
Austriae est imperare orbi universo! and I will help
- Sloveniaball -
My friend with the foreign kid complexThe richest brother, helps me out.
- Croatiaball - Serb remover. Also, 2nd richest brother. He was helping weird nazi guy for some reason, also south Bosnia is my clay not of yours. I do not want any more fighting, brother, leave me alone.
- Japanball -
He said i can into kawaii!He gibs of many bus and is of very good turist and friend.
- Albaniaball - You can into removing Serbiaball, I am very sorry that I can't recognize Kosovoball because of stupid Serbs
- Canadaball - He's of very friendly, also, an excellent provider of jobs.
- Bulgariaball - First to recognize me as an independent country! Also we have overall good relations also because he is not so crazy like my other brothers in the Balkan.
- Turkeyball - Had bad times before, but good friend who helps me at my bad times. Also, he helping me long time ago.
- Denmarkball - He of helpings me remove Republic Srpskaball back in 1994. He of also accepted 20,000 refugees.
- Brazilball - We don't have of much relations, but he excellent provider of coffee and both of we love football and dancing!
- Italyball and San Marinoball - Favoritings of my middle school sightseeing!
- Malaysiaball - A lot of my engineer student of going there. Also during the war, he and USA with help of NATO and UN to defend me against Serbia with their Chetniks and Srpska shitfacks.
- Hungaryball- My step dad's best friends, we do manage to retain some sort of a neutral friendship (Budapestball is beautiful, gib more Wizzair tickets plox!). Also, hats off for 1956, that took some balls.
Nordijski Mađar, marš budalo!He of really misterious, hard working but I don't like him. He of Hungary's brother.
- USAball -Thanks for having NATOball bombing brother! But why didn't you send the UNball before I was being attacked by Serbiaball? Things could of been less messy.
- Kosovoball - Sorry I cannot recognize you as part of Albania. Also: You of stealings my flag.
- Ustashas - I was praised by them because I owned the religion that "keeps true the blood of Croats."But he seems kind that chaotic eventhough he allowed Muslims to have their priveliges.
- Serbiaball -
REMUV CETNIK!STOP TAKING OF CLAY!!! IT IS MINE AND NOT YOURS!!! AND GIB BACK SANJAK!!! AND RECOGNIZINGS OF SREBRENICA IT IS OF GENOCIDE!My very evil and strange brother who wants to remuve me only because I decided to became half Muslim.
- Belgiumball - REMOVE WAFFLE! "FRENCH" FRIES ARE FRENCH! REMOVE STEVEN UNIVERSE! WORST ADVERSARY IN FOOTBALL! REMEMBER 2017?? IT WILL FUCK WITH THIS RESULT (4-3) OF SHIT, DANGER AND FALSE DUTCH!
But, he help me to defend kebab
- ISISball - He of very strange madafaka that wants to take my clay. He of hurtings me a few times, and should of dyings. Real muslims are not of extremists.
- Republic Srpskaball - He of havings war with me in 1992-1995. Is of Bosnian War. He of still pain in ass and my cancer but at least of not fightings me. He of Serbiaball's son.
- Tokelauball - You also of stealings my flag.
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball's family are as follows:
- Banate of Bosniaball (Grandpa)
- Yugoslaviaball (Father)
- Sloveniaball (Sibling)
- Croatiaball (Sibling)
- Serbiaball (Sibling)
- Montenegroball (Sibling)
- Kosovoball (Sibling)
- Macedoniaball (Sibling)
- Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball (Son)
- Brčko Districtball (Son)