Why,Why is my username an incorrectly spelled version of a 3D shape which is actually spelled like Cylinder.
Well my friend,my name does not come from any sort of 3D shape but instead it comes from a Serbian latin word which derives from another word Top-Hat.
So here is a fun fact: Cilindar means Top-Hat in Latin Serbo-Croatian
But why was Top-Hat chosen? Well my friend here is a little story i would like to tell you...
Back in 2005 i had just turned 11 and for the first time i went to London which was an amazing city which i would love to go once again.I actually saw many gentlemen with these huge black hats mostly at speacial weddings or some-sort which if i can remember i used to call them "Tall Hats",i cant remember.
Then in 2007 (i think) …Read more >
This is a pretty random blog post about myself, what you don't care about.
To start all of this, I have to go back to when I was 11 years old. At the time I was a big GTA fan and I watched people doing GTA missions all day long. My mum didn't let me buy GTA, so I played it when I visited my friends. I was planning to make my own YouTube channel to make gaming videos, but luckily I didn't. Now let's skip some time forward to 2016 spring. It was the time when I saw my first mapping video. After seeing the video, I started to watch a lot of mapping videos and decided to make my own. For that I bought myself a new laptop in the summer and started drawing my mapping video slides in the fall with MS Paint. To draw some of the Polandballs, I had t…Read more >
No, this is the true meaning of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aQ2q3Y6DQI&t=0s&list=PLpcY7mlN5S6xVGnIv-cocQDei4AlFyA9T&index=22Read more >
If at first you don't succeed...
Read more >
There's always the viola.
So recently I've started to notice there is a "category trend" that I've unintentionally started. There are HDI categories popping up everywhere (Like High, Medium, etc) and that's perfectly fine. But I've first created a "High HDI" category for the top 20 countries with the highest HDI months ago. I'm guessing that people saw this and thought, "Hey, that's an important detail that tells how a country is doing! Let's add more" Edit: Wait, it might've been done by one person.
In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Goodnight.Read more >
I am not a nazi or anything...
But why is Nazi Germanys anthem so catchy and epic!
Just listen to this shit!
Read more >
This was just clickbait,fool!
Now,for getting Bamboozeled you will spend 5 years in the Gulags and 10 years in Goli Otok
good? Okay,now go.Read more >
F U C K I N G
H E L LRead more >
Hello. It's me again. Now before you guys start screaming stuff like "Not you again!". I think it's time I say something I should have said a long time ago.
I'm sorry for being immature, for doing disturbing roleplays, for attacking other users, for offending user's nationalies (Such as calling Jose a drug dealer), Threatening users (even as a joke), for taking jokes seriously, for getting mad at people, for creating a petition for a really dumb reason, for spamming message walls (Like what I did to Terrr's older account), for insulting users..
I'm sorry for everything.
I understand why I have been insulted now: Because this is basically the internet.
And I understand what I did is wrong, disgusting and annoying.
Now, I know this blog post wil…
Read more >
shetpostblog post by totally your favorite Furry
Which isn't me
So recently, I did some self-reflection, and I decided
Damn, my fursona is better than me.
After getting drunk on Swedish, I decided to strive to become more like my fursona
including the whole anthropomorphic fox part
So I began to work on my faults.
For example, I stopped nuking Danish houses for the glory of S W E D E N
Now I only do it for fun.
I also began to stray away from politics. I decided to rig elections instead because elections were rigged anyways.
I also decided to try and reduce my Furry cringe. When I first went out in a fursuit, everyone in a 100 kilometre radius died.
Now everyone in a 100 kilometre radius only spontaneously combusts.
Finally, I tried…
Read more >
Just stop it, they're stupid and won't get you anywhere besides a talk with the admins.
"But didn't you create one tho?"
Yes, but then I realized that I made what was perhaps the biggest mistake of my life.
Seriously, stop. I can tell this from personal experience, you won't like the consequences.
I'm dead serious, stop.
DO THE ADMINS A FAVOR AND CEASE THE CREATION OF THOSE PIECES OF POOP. THEY DON'T DESERVE TO DELETE 1000 "ALLIANCES" CREATED BY USERS EVERY FREAKING DAY
In case you don't know what "stop" is, I'll put a definition here:
Yes, I know, I've changed a lot.Read more >
Why are people shipping other users with eachother,thats just plain fucking cringe and please for the love of god act normal.What are you guys like 5 ,now please ,know that people have feelings to and you are just going to make this whole wikia a cancerous,cringey and depressing shithole.
(This message is only directed to the 5 year olds who think they are funny by shipping other users together and saying "Here is your new Giirlfriend XD XD XD LOL" just fucking shutup because no one likes you.
Also,please stop shipping me with Floofy because its weird and its not funny.Also there is a 10 year gap between us so thats weird you fucking disqusting pig.
So if you want to continue doing this.You do not deserve to breathe oxygen and stop being a tr…Read more >
i made it on my tumblr acc, it's a french kitten, though i'm not really sure what he is i love himRead more >
So recently, there have been a large number of Anti-Armenian sentiment on the wiki. Most are in the form of vandalism of Armenia related pages and Userpages of Armenian users like my buddy Hayastan and.. that communist...
Most, If not all of those posts come from a guy who goes by many different names. He has around 7-10 alts that i currently can track down. Some of usernames include "cCcAsilkurtcCc" (which translates to "noble wolf") , "HAPPY ARMENIAN GENOCIDE CCC" "Veryangryarmenianghater" and "Safarov1915" along with many others. Almost all of his accounts have some kind of references to Ramil Safarov who is an Azerbaijani soldier who axed an Armenian Soldier in his sleep at a NATO camp in Hungary and the Armenian Genocide. His opinions …Read more >
I am making an alliance that will be a benefit to the wiki, P.A.R.U (Polandball Alliance of Renowned Users), this does not include admins because, though they are renowned they have better things to do since they are in control of the entire Polandball Wiki. So this Alliance's purpose is to prevent and protect from another Polandball World War or any other large dispute. People I select (if you don't want to be a member and you're on this list say so):
User:Nothing to watch
user:The Planless Crashman
User:Canada the marineUser:NJBall
anyone else allowedRead more >
I am really tired of this. Cleanup has fucking 12 pages and nobody cares about fixing it. I think wiki needs to focus on cleaning up the most now so pls help.Read more >
An invite for Terrr's miserable excuse of trying to fix the wikia?
People want to be bankers, doctors, lawyers, physcians, yet this guy just can't get enough of trying to fix the wikia.
And that guy is Terrr, the brute.
Oh well, enjoy it while you can ;D
Talk 19:31, April 24, 2018 (UTC)Read more >
the polandball wiki is unique for having such amazing admins and moderators that help everyone like: NESTLEH
so we need a day to celebrate them! comment which day it should be! national pb admins dayRead more >
plz no hateRead more >
Hello! So, I've been kinda inactive on this wikia, but I'm gonna open requests for who wants to request their userball to be drawn by me (wow, how original). You can request until May 1st, 2018. After the closure, I might even make some group picture if I don't procrastinate or something. Be aware that I might not finish all of them, but hopefully I could somehow manage to make them.
Read more >
I have told Friedwaffles about this situation i am undergoing but now i have decided to release it to the public on this very wikia.About 6 days ago i started to hear noises up in my attic (This is not one of my attic jokes,this is real) at first i thought it was rats or something.
These noises got louder progressively and i thought still it was a racoon or something which i would get rid of.The next day i could still hear it and i went to check up there because it was loud.
I found nothing at all up there and then the next day i had enough and i thought i was hallucinating so i called my friends to see if they can hear it and they did,This noise is getting louder and louder and i am super scared.I am thinking of moving houses but i have t…Read more >
- Australiaball - I was born there and I live there, though the character is nothing like me (though that's probably due to the fact that Polandball does a lot of stereotypes, which I don't mind too much)
- Swedenball - "Bork Bork, I'm a Swede" says Sweden, I really like its flag in ball form
- Polandball - Very funny character who says "Kurwa" an awful lot
- NepalRawr - Excellent flag and excellent "Rawr" shape
- Australian Aboriginalsball - Desperately needs more rights to be given by Australia. I feel sorry for them.
- Indonesiaball - Closest large country to Australia and flag looks a lot like Poland's flag. I really like the Indonesia/Poland flag jokes on this wiki, If Poland wasn't upside down, there probably wouldn't be so many of them
So, here are some FACTS about me
why am I doing this
Number 1: I am 13 years of age
Number 2: I was born on December 9th, 2004
Number 3: My first name is Owen
Number 4: I have 5 dogs (all german shepherds)
Number 5: The only reason I found PB Wiki was because I was looking for Indianaball
Number 6: I have one cat
Idea stolen from OrthodoxSerbia
Read more >
I realized that Factoids means Fake Facts and these are real so... oop
Alright, why the fuck is this a thing?
Why the fuck it exists tho?, multiple users come to the wikia and it'll be an infinite amount of pages also
The fact that these pages are nothing but bias because the people that did those pages actually experienced the other side of the coin they put in their own "opinion", the fact that one of my friends JE, was blocked "because of insulting", and me, that I was blocked for insulting even though it's not even on the wikia, show how much the admin team is sensitive at it. the fact that the pages are just dump of shitty templates and fucking trashy ILR/TLR alts makes me wonder why you put enemies and friends lmao
EVEN FOR A WIP WIKIA, IT STILL SUCKS YET, WHY WAS THIS A GOOD IDEA?, this was only just PWU …
Read more >
Atheist: *walks up to a christian*
Atheist: Wow ur stupid delusional there is no god lololo
Christian: Fuck off !
Atheist: *walks up to a muslim*
Atheist: Aloha Snackbar xd mohammad was a pedo so stop exploding all day xddd
Muslim: Fuck off !
Atheist: *walks up to a jew*
Atheist: lolocaust xddd mein shekels oy vey 6 million
Jew: Fuck off !
Atheist: Religious people are such big meanies :(Read more >
That NESTLEH has triggered some feminists....Read more >
They're stupid and I hate them, we obviously proved the Earth is round.Read more >
If you want to know me better, here are some facts about me because why not:
Number 1. I play the motherfrickin accordion
Number 2. I was born on August 8th 2000
Number 3. I was born in Novi Sad and moved to live in Belgrade!
Number 4. My real name is Dimitrije (Mitar) Mihalovic
Number 5. I have a brother (named Marko) and a sister (named Bilijana)
Number 6. I'm 18 years old
Number 7, I'm a Grammar Nazi (I get sometimes fustrated when people use wrong grammar)
Number 8. I have Cynophobia (The Fear of Dogs, look it up you dingus)
Number 9.My Zodiac sign is Leo
Number 10. I'm heterosexual
Number 11. I'm studying economics
Number 12. I drive an 2018 Audi R8
Number 13. I suck at drawing (no seriously)
Number 14. My favourite youtuber is Jacksfilms
Read more >
Recently, I've been seeing people getting into trouble for trying to undo someone feminizing a countryball. I'm here to clarify that some of the blame for some of the drama today is on me. Why? I linked people to an outdated blog post , and to everyone, especially Mocha and TRSM, I am very sorry.
However, I will learn from my mistakes, and this is what this blog post is all about. That's right. I'm updating this blog post to refect the current environment of this wiki.
One thing to point out here, is that countryballs DO NOT have a definitive gender. Just because Estonia is female in most comics doesn't mean it should be for all comics. There are instances where Estonia is male, such as in this comic . However, like I said in the first blog…Read more >
https://youtu.be/Zu9tRKzjqpkRead more >
Today i see a blog about a good icon maker(friedwaffles)he will leave this wiki and never come back please help him!Read more >
DEFEATING CANCER WITH MEMES INTENSIFIESRead more >
THIS BLOG HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE SEPARATISTS OF QUEBECRead more >
iokay it was because of you guys (no offense really even though I don't know how to say that without sounding like a jerk), because of the reputation I got (which was a misunderstanding if that makes any sense), so recently I was joking around about the rep i got and people took it too seriously so just to clear things up again i am not a pedophile. no, just no. so I will not respond to any of these types of replies and messages related to the subject fyi.
and also why iilmpb sucks:
Read more >
i made my own armenian pb wiki since ethan is inactive but here is a link is.gd/hypolandball
UPDATE: I will adopt armenian wiki once i edited or added some everyday a weekRead more >
Hello everyone, it's the user you guys hate- again.
You guys might be wondering why I haven't left Polandball Wiki yet. Well... I'll tell you guys why.
Well, to be honest, I really don't wanna leave.. I loved this Wiki ever since I first joined. And I don't wanna abandon any of my friends.
And you guys might also be wondering why I left Discord. Well, you might think it's because my parents told me to, but that is a lie. I couldn't tell the truth. Why I really left Discord was because: I never did anything right.
I wanted to fit in, and I tried everything. But no, I just gave myself more hate. I created the Petition to end my hatebase, but I should've known it would never work. I also created my group "Pawnists United" to end cyberbullying. I'…Read more >
I almost lost my acfount for a moment, i pressed sign out (meaning to press message wall) i panicked, then i remembered. The End WatchDog (Talk) 08:34, April 23, 2018 (UTC)Read more >
i've contributed for a year on the wiki
i would like to mention a few users that means so much to me
without them i probably left the wiki on july (my hiatus)
i dont have much to say so...
see you on another blog lads!Read more >
THIS BLOG WAS DELETED BY BYZANTIVMRead more >
THIS BLOG WAS DELETED BY CILINDAR AND SWEDERead more >
THIS POST HAVE BEEN CENSORED BY MARK ZUCKERBERGRead more >
THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE U.S GOVERNMENTRead more >
[THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE NORTH KOREAN GOVERNMENT]Read more >
Sorry to everyone if i was rude to them, i am having trouble with my family, and i got a headache, so sorry to those i was a jerk to (p.s i sometimes rage in mapping games)
I would also like to say sorry to
Cilindar - i am a fucking asshole
Crev - im sure you agree, im a assholeRead more >
Hello, it's Vic, your favorite right-wing user. I have been working on a Hearts of Iron 4 Mod Called Baguette Internationale. It is about Napoleon winning the Napoleonic Wars.
The short dude doesn't invade Russia, and eventually defeats the 92nd Coalition.
- Over time the French Empire shrunk, and now consists of France, Bellux, and the Rhineland. Although, they still remain the major political power throughout the world.
- After the shocking defeat, the United Kingdom breaks up into 3 states, the Kingdom of England, the Republic of Scotland, and the Kingdom of Ireland (Now Irish Free State.)
- After Prussia's revival to power, they unified Germany in 1933. They are one of the only countries that can defeat France.
- Italy obviously never unifies, with …
Read more >
This day is a period of bland times for our new users. My dear friends, our Wiki has nothing special due to absence of old users and all care being moved to Discord of the old ones. But haven't you ever asked yourself: Why am I not invited? Well, this time you are. It is the official Polandball Wiki Discord Server.
Why do we have it? For a more customised, safe, better moderated and more fun experience. We have all our messages saved forever, we have an approval channel with almost 24/7 moderation and we're an exodus of TLR and ILR spam. It is time for a better Polandball Wiki and a better interaction between our dearest users. Don't be shy my friends, all the cool kids are hanging out there.
https://discord.gg/F9AyfhGRead more >
Today I shall teach you all how to play the violin
even though I'm fucking horrible at it!
1 Shoulder rest
1 Bow Rosin
1 Cleaning cloth
10 Violin bows
Take the violin, bow, and shoulder rest out of the case carefully.
Tighten the bow 5-10 turns. There should be a screw thing on one end. Don't turn it too much or you might break the bow.
Put the shoulder rest on the violin. I'm assuming you know how to.
Rosin the bow until basically the hair is covered in powder
Get your music out, and open it so you can "play" it
Look at the music
Attempt to comprehend the strange symbols scrawled all over your music
Finally place the bow on the …
Read more >