"STRAYA CUNTS" -Angry Bogans
Australiaball is an island country between the Indian and the South Pacific Ocean. He is a part of the Anglosphere. Despite not being European, he is also part of the Eurovision. He is also a member of the G20.
Despite the fact that Australiaball is now a adult and fully independent countryball, he still has the Union Jack on his body.
This is a neotenic trait. Neoteny in animals is the retention, in adulthood, of characteristics typical of its young or larval form (in the case of countryballs its colonial forms).
Before any kind of contact with the Western civilization, the island was owned by Australian Aboriginalsball, worshipping Dreamtimeball. They learned to love and to care for the animals and plants that lived there. sometimes they burnt large patches of dead, dry grass and this freed up land for new plants to grow. It is said that they got here during glaciation time.
Discovery, Exploration and Colonization Edit
Since USAball was independent, the UKball decided to settle here a penal colony. Due to the land being unfertile and the highly death rate in the desert, prisoners didn't liked it. The Australian Aboriginalsball, meanwhile, were being repressed by the settlers.
The six colonies (NSWball, QLDball, SAball, Tasball, Vicball, and WAball) were united into a federation in 1901, as a dominion of the British Empireball. The distance from the motherland created a different culture. Notably, Vegemite and AFL were invented here.
Most of Australiaball's conflicts have been because of colonial alliances, such as WW1, WW2, Korean War, Vietnam War and the 2 Gulf Wars. But the most hilarious conflict Australiaball has ever been into was the Great Emu War (alone), where, for some kind of reason, he lost to animals.
World War 1 Edit
At the declaration of war in 1914, a young independent Australiaball (along with his brothers) was pulled into their father's war. He and New Zealandball were sent to fight the Turks in Gallipoli. What was meant to be an easy victory turned into a bloodbath. The two young countryballs fought in unbearable conditions against a dug-in enemy. They were evacuated in late November 1915. The Galipoli landings shaped his national identity. Australiaball became a battle hardened soldier and left many dead brothers behind on the beach.
In 1942, he adopted the Statute of Westminster, making the Commonwealth of Australia formally independent from the British Empire. The monarch of the British Empire is still the monarch of Australia (and 15 other realms) today.
- New Zealandball - Brother. You are a good Rugby player but you need learn to play some Cricket, mate. Love you, Cunt. Maybe we should have a barbecue some time
- USAball - Loves my accent and strong ally. He is my favourite brother as well. He thinks that he is more resistant than me, but he wears helmets and protections in that stupid sport that he invented(RUGBY IS BETTER THAN AMERICAN FOOTBALL!). Only babies needs protection HAHAHAHA. Aw, looks like you have some poor blokes in your country. Don't worry, mate, I will take care of them. They are safe with me. EXCEPT FOR FUCKING 31-0 GUY,THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!! (Lets go hunting some time)
- Indiaball- Adoptive brother! Very Stronk cricketer.
- Pakistanball - He's also my adoptive brother! Creeps me out. At least he is good at cricket
- Ukraineball - New mate, relations increasing
- Russiaball - Putin likes koalas. Relations deteriorating due to invasion of one of my new mates, Ukraineball
- kurdistanball - good blokes, gave em' some gun n' shit to fight em' ISIS doggas
- All the oceanian islands exept Fijiball
- Japanball - Sure you are a good ally but STOP KILLING THE WHALES!!!!
- Indonesiaball - We are good allies and I saved him from a tsunami but he accusing me of spying and he killed 2 Australians and accused them for drugs.
- Papuaball- My son.. no lil' bugger I am not going to annex you- what do you mean I made you a penal colony!? I am just tellin' ya to watch over those cunts comin' in!
- UKball - Dad and good ally. Remember the Ashes, you suck at cricket. He also a good soccer and rugby player. But he colonised me so I hate him for 1 thing.
- Fijiball - Got angry at me just for not supporting a millitary coup that overthrew the former goverment.
- Emus - REMOVE!!! They humiliate me. Dangerous creature! Kill! KILL!
- American Samoaball - HA! I destroyed him in Soccer, 31-0! Just when I thought the 22-0 win over Tonga was the best day of my life, this guy shows up! FUCK YOU AMERICAN SAMOA!!!!!!!!!
- North Koreaball - Hates Me Because I'm A Friend & Brother Of America. Also Threatened Me With A Nuclear Strike. REMOVE KIM FAMILY!
- NSWball - Home to the biggest city in Australia and Oceania, Sydney, Yet rivals with over who should have the Capital city. He is also the most populated state.
- Victoriaball - Rednecks and the most livable city in the World, Melbourne. He is a bit of a hipster and has a lot of street art too.
- Queenslandball - The only state in Australia with real Theme Parks (Dream World, Sea World, Etc) He is also one of the hotter States especially, in the north.
- Western Australiaball - Has the most minerals w
hich i steal away from them, And their major city Perth is one of the most isolated areas in the world. W.A is also the biggest state out of all of them (bigger than Alaska and Texas put together.)
- South Australiaball -Is mostly desert in the north, yet has the fifth biggest city (Adelaide) He makes good wine, despite his name, he is not the southernmost state.
( Is Also the Adopted Son Of Germany)
- Tasmaniaball - The only state that is not on the mainland and formerly Had The Tasmanian Tiger . he is Friends With Denmarkball and also had a mining collapse once. (Capital: Hobart)
- ACTball - He Became the real Capital of Australia, After NSW and Victoria had an argument for who should have the Capital city. He is also the only landlocked state or territory in australia (after the exclave at Jervis Bay Territory became its own territory in 1989)
- Northern Territoryball (Australia) - The birthplace of the aboriginals 40,000 years ago. (Capital: Darwin)
- Jervis Bay Territoryball - Created when the ACTball achieved self-government in 1989
- Ashmore and Cartier Islandsball
- Australian Antarcticaball
- Christmas Islandball
- Cocos (Keeling) Islandsball
- Heard Island and McDonald Islandsball
- Norfolk Islandball
| Commonwealth of |
|States and territories||Ashmore and Cartier Islandsball • Australian Antarctic Territoryball • Australian Capital Territoryball • Christmas Islandball • Cocos (Keeling) Islandsball • Coral Sea Islandsball • Heard Island and McDonald Islandsball • Jervis Bay Territoryball • New South Walesball • Norfolk Islandball • Northern Territoryball • Queenslandball • South Australiaball • Tasmaniaball • Victoriaball • Western Australiaball|
|Former entities||Australian aboriginalsball • British Australiaball • North Australiaball (1846–47) • North Australiaball and Central Australiaball (1927–31)|