There are people in the world who live only for themselves; there are people who live to torment others; there are also people who live to help those who suffer. And, of course, these are the only ones in the world.
— Hovhannes Tumanyan

Armeniaball (Հայաստան գնդակը; IPA: /hajastan gəndakə/) is a countryball located next to Turkeyball, Georgiaball (the European one), Azerbaijanball, and Iranball. It's known for having issues with Kebab over the years. Cannot into European Union because only Russiaball can understand his problems, so instead is into Eurasian Union. He is also a member of CSTOball. Armenia also can into pretty and unique Elvish alphabet like Georgiaball.


95% of the population is Christian. Worth mentioning that Armenia is known to be the first state to adopt Christianity as religion. Has his own sect of Christianity called Armenian Apostolic. There are thousands of churches on his clay. He has one functioning mosque for the whole country built when Persiaball ruled him, mostly only used by Iranball tourists. And the one pagan temple of his that wasn't destroyed by Christians is occasionally used by a small sect of neopagans.


Glory of Tigran and Ancient Armenia-icon Ancient Armeniaball

You of wonderings, who is of Armenia? Well sit down, grab some khorovats and lettings me tell you a tale of Armenia. Armenia is of very ancient don't deny or no apricot stone. Armeniaball was even first mentioned by Persiaball in 500's BC, his clay appearing in world's oldest map. Armeniaball was born after his father Urartuball and Nairiball married. Nairiball joined Urartu-icon Urartuball but he got assholes kicked by Assyria-icon Assyriaball. Even though Armenball's father was Assyria's arch nemesis, they got very well togethers. Armenia's real name is Hayastan and it came from gloriousest hero Hayk who defeated evil not kebab yet Bel (king of Babylon). Around that time when Armeniaball was followings pagan religion, Saint Thaddeus and Bartholomew came to Armeniaball and introduced Christian-icon Christianityball to Armeniaball. Armeniaball did not convert but, he was into thinking about that. Armeniaball had many great friends like some Ancient Greece-icon Greek city-stateballs, Georgia-icon Khachapu... ergh... I meanings Iberiaball, Caucasian Shqip Albaniaball (just hopings he not become into Azerbaijan-icon pain in my assholes and many more friends. In the 1st century BC Armenia had the biggest amount of clay than he ever had under the rule of glorious caesar remover of them all, Tigran Mets (Tigranes the Great). But, that glory did not last very long. Unlucky but, Armenia was in between of two great assholes empires, SPQR-icon SPQRball and Parthia-icon Parthiaball. SPQRball has caesared his way and ate Ancient Greeceball and came close to Armeniaball. Parthiaball on the other hand was trying to CONSTANTLY CONVERT ME TO SHITE Zoroastrianism-icon ZOROASTRIAN. They fought countless wars to anschluss Armenia and at some point they did but, Armenia would become independent again. Sometimes of Rome and Parthia were actually nice and not into anschluss but mostly anschluss. Things went otherwise as both SPQRball and Parthiaball went full anschluss on Armeniaball and then against each other. By that Armeniaball would again be released from anschluss but stay in influence of both of these apushner empires. Armenia lived happy until in the 3rd century Parthiaball got sick with CLAY REMOVING ZOROASTRIANIST ANASOUN Sassanid-icon Sassanidball. Sassanid anschlussed Armenia in 252 AD and Rome kickings Sassanid's assholes but also anschluss Armenia. Armenia was divided between Roman clay and Sassanid clay. In 384 AD SPQRball died and his son Byzantine-icon Byzantineball who also was Greece's son continued to rule over Armenia's clay. In 428 AD the last dynasty of Ancient Armeniaball has stopped ruling as Armenia's clay became split between Byzantineball and Sassanidball.

Christianization and Bagratid Armenia-icon Bagratid Armeniaball

In 301 AD Armenia remembered the two apostles (Thaddeus and Bartholomew who into visitings him and introducings Christianityball, and following the blessed and greatest Grigor Lusavoritch (Gredory the Illuminator) who converted Armenia's king at that time Tiridates III into Christianity, Armeniaball became the first country in the world to accept Christianity as his state religion because Sassanid-iconSassanidball was pain in Armenia's assholes by trying to convert into shite Zoroastrian its of best religion. In 405 AD Mesrop Mashtots created the Armenian aybuben (alphabet) which meant Armeniaball could translate Bible finally no Gyro bible. In 450 AD Sassanidball of becomings into alot of pissings because Armenia become Christian and not crap Zoroastrian that he was into forcing Armeniaball to be converted. At that time, under the leadership of respectful and honored Vardan Mamikonian, Armeniaball led a rebellion in which Sassanidball had much more army and even fought with war elephants. But, glorious Vardan kickings Sassasnids assholes and Sassanid of promise to leave Armeniaball to be Christian. Time of passings... Armeniaball did not get his goddamn independence and annex everyone lived a happy life with autonomy from both Sassanidball and Byzantine-icon Byzantineball with freedom to be Monophysitism-icon Armenian Orthodox in both empires. In the 7th century when Islam-icon Muslim caliphates rose up, they fought the Byzantineball and Sassanidball for clay. Sassanidball was killed and Islamball was spread to Persian clay. Using the opportunity, Armeniaball of ask Abbasid-icon Abbasidball for independence who giving Armenia independence in 880 AD. Armeniaball was of split in kingdoms like Kingdom of Atsakh-icon Kingdom of Artsakhball, Kingdom of Loriball and more. Of Vaspurakan later split from Armeniaball and Armeniaball tried to get him back to be his clay. In 1045 anasun Byzantineball used the war Armeniaball and Vaspurakanball had anschlussed the capital Ani-icon Aniball from Armenia then ate it whole. Kinda anticlimatic doesn't it seemings so? Of Armeniaball was actually being treated well under Byzantineball but he of tryings to convert him into Orthodox-icon Orthodoxyball.

Kebab arrives, Crusades and Cilicia-icon Ciliciaball

Of after Islam-icon Islamball spread his stupid sandal beatings beliefs in Arabia and Persia, Armenia's dear friend Caucasian Albaniaball fell into Islamball and became completely unrecognizable. However many of Armenia's friends like Georgia-icon Kingdom of Georgiaball fought well against many caliphates and Assyria-icon Assyriaball who was controlled by camel riders Muslims but, of managed to be safe. In 11th century, something was of born that was of great cancer disaster to us all. The Seljuk-icon Seljukball, of first kebab to arrive. He was not of nice to me and my friends. He would into killings many of non-Muslims and Armeniaball had enough of his shit. Me and Georgiaballremoved him from premises and helped Georgiaball retrieve his capital Tbilisi-icon Tbilisiball. To be safe from butthurt kebabs, Armenballs decided to migrate to Taurus mountains where Byzantine-icon Byzantineball would give them some clay to live in thus making Cilicia-icon Ciliciaball being born. Seljukball of dyings later but his son Sultanate of Rum-icon Rumball was into growing strong with many other caliphates like Fatimid-icon Fatimidball and Abbasid-icon Abbasidball. During the First Crusade, Ciliciaball got close ties to the European crusader states like Kingdom of France-icon Kingdom of Franceball, Kingdom of England-icon Kingdom of Englandball and the rest of crusaders. Together they removed smelly Seljuk-icon Seljukball and saw the birth of County of Edessa-icon Edessaball, Principality of Antioch-icon Antiochball, County of Tripoli-icon Tripolyball and Kingdom of Jerusalem-icon Jerusalemball. All was going of good until County of Edessa-icon County of Edessaball got destroyed by Abbasid-icon Zengidball and then Mamluk-icon Mamlukball anschlussed all of the Crusader States later, including Cilicia.

Armenia-icon First Republic of Armeniaball

Armenian clay was divided into two before World War I. It was divided between gyot Ottoman-icon Ottomanball and Persiaball (later Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball). When World War I started Ottomanball suspected Armenballs that they are traitors and help Russiaball when in reality because Armenian homeland was into split and Armens lived in both sides (Eastern and Western) Armenballs not into want kill each other so Western Armenballs refused to fight their own people. Ottomanball got into pissed and decided to remove Armenians causing Armenballs to flee to all over parts of the world. When Russiaball got sick with Communism-icon Communismball, Armenia-icon First Republic of Armeniaball became an independent country. To avenge for their families slaughtered by evil kebab, Armenballs started to fight the kebab alongside Greece-icon Greeceball and Serbia-icon Serbiaball. That was when the Kebab Removers were born. Armenballs were lead by the greatest kebab remover of them all (aside Tigranes) Andranik. Even the Kurdistan-icon Kurds who fought alongside Ottoman-icon evil kebab said that Andranik was like a "ghost", a bullet would basically go through him. A great victory came when the war ended but, it came with a great cost. When Ottoman-icon evil kebab finally GOT REMOVED FROM PREMISES!!! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB YUO ARE WORST TURK! REMOVE SULTAN! REMOVE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE OF TRUE GREEK CLAY! died, some clay was handed to Greeceball and Armeniaball. Yuo would think is that the happy ever after ending. No. Rest was getting no better. Armeniaball had to defend itseld from Ottoman-icon evil kebab's son Turkey-icon Turkeyball who wanted Armeniaball's clay.Please mercy Kebab!! As well Armeniaball had to return Lori-icon Loriball from Georgia2004-icon DR Georgiaball and Nagorno-Karabakh-icon Nagorno-Karabakhball from Azerbaijan-icon DR Azerbaijanball. Armeniaball was way into exhausted and got anschlussed by tavari tsav Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball who also gave Ani-icon Aniball to Turkeyball (now known as Karsball), Nakhchivan-icon Nakhichevan and Nagorno-Karabakhball to Azerbaijanball. At least he of lettings me keep Loriball and Syunikball.

Armenian SSR-icon Armenian SSRball

The 1920s were really scary ages as Stalin was in power of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball and he would send a lot of people to Gulags so Armenballs could not fight against him. He made his state emblem showing glorious mountain Ararat which used to be part of Armenia's clay before the Armenian Genocide. Of coarse that pissed of dirty and smelly Turkey-icon Turkeyball. In 1939 World War II started but, the Soviet Union was not participating in it at that time and was minding his own buisness anschlussing Finland-icon Finlandball and Poland-icon Polandball. But, in 1941 Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball invaded the Soviet Unionball which made Armenballs join in the battle alongside all other socialist states. Armenballs has risked their lives to save many Israel-icon Jewish people from Ataturk 2.0 Adolf Hitler. Many Armenballs died during the war and many other Armenballs who were around the world in diaspora also fought in the wesrern front. The war was finally over in 1945 and the Cold War has started. Very surprisingly but Armenian SSRball actually was sort of friends with Azerbaijan SSR-icon Azerbaijan SSRball. It was a time when all of nations in the Warsaw Pact-icon Warsaw Pactball were very good comrades and loved each other. In 1988 however Armenian SSR-icon Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball did not want to be with Azerbaijan SSRball anymore and wanted to join Armenian SSRball instead. stupid Soviet said nyet and on top of that Azerballs caused pogroms in Sumgait and Baku which killed a bit more than 1000 Armenballs. The situation was sort of stable during Soviet rule. But when Soviet died from liver cancer, the war has started.

Armenia-icon Armeniaball

Nagorno-Karabakh War has lasted from 1991 until 1994 and it was a bad war. Newly independent Armenia-icon Armeniaball suffered an earthquake in 1988 in Spitak and to this day there are rebuildings going on. Armeniaball would receive armament support from Russia-icon Russiaball and Greece-icon Greeceball. But very badly Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball also got help from Turkey-icon Turkeyball, Israel-icon Israelcube, Ukraine-icon Ukraineball and much more. Armeniaball and Nagorno-Karabakh-icon Nagorno-Karabakhball were able to defeat Azerbaijanball. A ceasefire was signed but, Armenia suffered an economic blockade from Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. To this day Nagorno-Karabakhball is independent but, no one recognizes him. With the war being won, Armenia rebuilt his economies by buildings railroad with Iran-icon Iranball and having Georgia-icon Georgiaball help him export his goods to Europe. The 90s were not nice to Armenia, as not the war but he sufferings from very bad earthquake as well. But, in 2000s Armenia got on his feet and was ready to move on. Many Armenballs that live outside of Armenia that escaped from genocide helpings Armenia a lot. eshak was keep violating ceasefire and OSCE-icon OSCEball cannot doings anything about it, and hes the one that should punish those who violate ceasefire AND AZER VIOLATED IT!!! In 2015 Armeniaball joined Eurasian Union-icon Eurasian Unionball and CSTO-icon CSTOball instead of havings paper signed with EU-icon EUball as he believed that Europe won't help much and decided to be closer with Russiaball. In 2016 Sheep lover's assholes exploded and he attacked Nagorno-Karabakh-icon my little brother and as usual he got his assholes kicked and send back to Central Asia claimed victory while he was the one losing a lot. Armeniaball had decided to become from Presidential to Parliament Republic and will do so in 2018. Future still seems very interesting for Armeniaball.

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Permission Red 217, 0, 18 C5-M93-Y100-K1 #D90012
Dark Powder Blue 0, 51, 160 C100-M78-Y1-K0 #0033A0
Chrome Yellow 242, 168, 0 C1-M42-Y96-K0 #F2A800




Armeniaball meme

Family, friends, enemies through the ages.


  • Greece-icon Greeceball - We met so long ago that I cannot into remembering when. We were and still are great buddies who support each other in a difficult situation. Both hatings kebab, we are kebab removers, we are Orthodox and we want to restore glorious city of Constantinople.
  • Kurdistan-icon Kurdistanball- Even if he did genocides with Ottomanball, he said he is of sorry. We are almost like brothers, close cousins actually. I will help you fight against that devil!
  • France-icon Franceball - We have a great relationship, I help her remove kebab and we're known to give each other big points at Eurovision (my jury gave her 12 points in 2016). She also made it illegal to deny Armenian genocide on her clay.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - We are of good friends. We are both Orthodox and like removing kebab.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - He of used to be one of my greatest enemies and now he of one of my best friends. We like each other and have a lot of economical partnerships with each other. A lot of Persian tourist come and visit me. Let's buildings a railroad together!
  • Syria-icon Syriaball - They get along well, as he helped Armeniaballs during the genocide. Feels sorry for him these days though. Armeniaball is taking in some of his Syrian-Armenian and Yazidi refugees, who bring with them their fine cuisine.
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Uruguay will always be in Armenia's heart! First country ever to recognize the Armenian Genocide. Armenia remembers that.
  • Scotland-icon Scotlandball, Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball Wales-icon Walesball - You three are better than Tea cuz they can into recognize the Armenian genocide.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - Armenian diaspora is having colonies there. He's a friend who has stuck up for Armenia in the past.
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Armenia and Cyprus share good feelings towards each other.
  • Lebanon-icon Lebanonball - Being in Middle East Lebanonball is quite a badass and brave country, with really good food. Armenia loves Lebanon. Lebanon is also the first Middle Eastern country to recognize the Armenian genocide.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Armenia and Spain like each other. 
  • Soviet-icon / Russia-icon Sovietball/Russiaball - Big Brother in law who protects Armenia from Turkey. Russia also supported Armenia during the Nagorno-Karabakh War. But Russia used to support Azerbaijanball when Russiaball was still commie. WHY YUO SELLING WEAPONS TO AZER?! WE ARE SUPPOST TO BE ALLIES!
  • USA-icon USAball - Armenia receives the second highest U.S. aid per capita behind Israel. USAball wants Armeniaball and Azerbaijanball to stop fighting and for Armeniaball to make up with Turkeyball so he can put an oil pipeline through Armenia's clay there can be peace in the region. And he wishes to undermine Armeniaball's friendship with Russiaball. Heard you were having some trouble with Erdogan. Maybe you can focus on developing me up to become a stronk country now?
    • California-icon Californiaball - Armenia's sunny friend and supporter, who Armeniaball sometimes dubs New Cilicia.
    • US Georgia-icon Georgiaball - Yuo recognize my genocide and Artsakh? American Georgiaball is a way better ally than our salty kebab lover Georgia-icon Georgiaball
  • Eurasian Union-icon Eurasian Unionball - Hopes to making money with him, but has only started. This better not be some kind of trick to resurrect Soviet Union.
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - The flag is similar, but upside-down, and there's even a cityball in Colombia called Armenia.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - These countryballs aren't trade partners or something like that, but it should be there, because there is love between its people. Armeniaball's presence in the country goes back to Medieval times when Armeniaballs were fleeing Seljuk-icon Seljukball. Poland recognizes genocide, and gifs Armenia cherries. Yum. F*CK YUO STUPID KURWA! MAKE ME LOSE 6-1 IN WORLD CUP NEVER FORGIV!
  • India-icon Indiaball - They have been friends for a long time, and have close ties. Yerevan-icon Yerevanball has a yearly Indian festival too. Armeniaball supports him against evil Pakistan.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Has much kebab living with him and didn't do anything to stop genocide... until 2016 when he finally of recognized it and said sorry! Danke, Germania.
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Thanks for building a hotel for me. I guess you are the only good kebab and I hope you will recognize my genocide.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - He's always supporting Armenia and Artsakh without even knowing it. He and Nagorno-Karabakh-icon Artsakhball are of so similar.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - They are OK, mostly, Also they disagree on Nagorno-Karabakh-icon Artsakhball because of Serbia not wanting Kosovo-icon Kosovoball's independence. They are often portrayed as closer friends in comics than they are in real life.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Many of Armens go to Bulgaria. He is orthodox, too. Maybe we can be better friends, but for now.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - I like visiting him and chilling with him. Hes very hospitable and nice.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Is trade partner and interested in Armeniaball's economic development. Might be a good backup partner if Russiaball ever bails out on him. Also gave Erevanball some buses. Thanks Chinastan!
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball - Has much Armenians living in his clay. We are in good relations after Saddam fell from power. Just like Syria he has lots of Armenians living in his clay. I hope he finally kills ISIS-icon ISISball.
  • Abkhazia-icon Abkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon South Ossetiaball - I will recognize yuo two maybe, just hope Georgia-icon Georgiaball doesn't get angry. And thanks for supporting my little brother.


  • Georgia-icon Georgiaball - She of a sister. We share good relations even though we fight a lot. Too sad she of not removings kebab with me like we used to before.
  • OSCE-icon OSCEball - FOR GODS SAKE, PUNISH AZER, HE IS LITERALLY THE ONE VIOLATING CEASEFIRES Thanks for keeping peace in the region...sort of.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Armeniaball has his own section in Jerusalem-icon Jerusalemcube, but a love/hate relationship with Israelcube, since he sells weapons to Azerbaijanball and won't recognize genocide despite suffering through his own. They have a lot in common but often find themselves on opposing sides.
  • Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball - Armenia is actually okay with him, because at least his ancestors stayed home instead of invading other countries and doing genocides. 
  • EU-icon EUball - Armeniaball has mostly friendly feelings for him, even though Russia-icon Russiaball is making Armeniaball stay away from him. Disagrees with EUball on Crimea though, because he believes in the right of self-determination.
  • UK-icon UKball - They are friends, but he won't recognise genocide and won't give back Ancient Armenia-icon Ancient Armeniaball's statue of Anahit. Also he wants to mine Syunikball's gold; which even if it improves Armeniaball's economy might destroy his environment in the process.
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - Reminds him of his little brother Artsakh. May recognize his independence soon, to stay consistent. Just hope Serbiaball does not get angry.
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - He is very nice, but recently he sent a journalist to Azer because he simply visited my brother. He was simply into visit, why yuo be bribe by oil monies?


  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - He's my salty brother who lives in his own imagination. Keeps lying to himself that he is stronker than me, and keeps getting his arse kicked violation ceasefire in border. Nagorno-Karabakhball is free now and deal with it! Without oil yuo will die HAHAHAHAHA!
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - He of not recognizes me because he lovings Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball. KASHMIR IS INDIAN CLAY
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - I still remember how you sided with Azerbaijan during the Nagorno-Karabakh War and the April clashes by sending him mercenaries.
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - Yuo should have not released murderer




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