Si me pasa algo, que nadie mire hacia el Oriente, miren hacia el Norte.
— Cristina Fernández de Kirchner (former president of Argentina)
Argentina-icon Argentinaball

‘’Argentinaball’’, officially the ‘’Argentine Republicball’’, is a sovereign state and federal republic located in South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with his neighbor Chile-icon Chileball to the west, the country is also neighbored by Bolivia-icon Boliviaball and Paraguay-icon Paraguayball to the north, Brazil-icon Brazilball to the northeast and Uruguay-icon Uruguayball to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. His clay is divided into 23 seperate provinces, along with his autonomous capital File:Buenos Aires-icon.png Buenos Airesball. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km2 (1,073,500 sq mi), Argentina is the eighth-largest countryball in the world, the second largest in both South America and Latin America, and the largest Spanish-speaking countryball in the world.

Argentinaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball. This countryball have the third largest economy of the Latin America.

Due to massive waves of European immigration radically reshaping its cultural and demographic outlook, Argentina is often portrayed as a defending his status as Caucasian, in contrast to the higher mixed-race population of other Latin American countries, however has a large minority of Spain-icon Mestizos 7-icon and a smaller, but still significant 7-icon Indigenous 7-icon minority.

His national day is May 25th


Argentinaball is mainly portrayed as being puned for claiming to be White (European), due to Argentina having A LOT (I of mean a lot) of Italy-icon Italians, as well as Spain-icon Spanish and some Germans. Other White countries think that Argentina is mainly made up of 7-icon 7ball descendants. He is the eldest son of Spain-icon Spainball, and because of this, he is the "heiress of the La Corona" (which explains a lot about his personality).

He is sometimes narcissistic. It gets very aggressive when it feels insulted, or when other countryballs consider him arrogant and vain as he is made fun of a lot (Pointing at you Brazil-icon Brazilball) And must protect himself, but really he is of calm and friendly. Buenos Airesball, is an autonomous city (and also the capital of the country) that is very racist due to it´s high number of European immigrants, but the rest is pretty mixed. There are also many 7-icon natives, especially in the poorer northern provinces.

Paraguay-icon Paraguayball, Bolivia-icon Boliviaball and Uruguay-icon Uruguayball are his brothers whom only charge them with couple and couple of jokes, unlike Brazil-icon Brazilball in which they permanently fight. Usually, Brazilball that start these fights, not Argentina.

Argentinaball ended up being hated by a large part of Europe, especially UK-icon UKball and does not see much difference in Central America, the rest of South America and Argentinaball.

Argentinaball founded with Brazil-icon Brasilball (nobody knows how they came to agree on something) the Mercosurball in which are members Paraguay-icon Paraguayball, Bolivia-icon Boliviaball and Uruguay-icon Uruguayball and recently joined Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball. All of them (except Venezuela) consider annoying his attitude, the most recognized phrase is: "Soy re-groso, ¿no?".

Argentinaball is the most popular countryball of the Americas (after the United States) and is located in the Top 5 of Popularity of Countryballs.

Argentinaball is currently in sovereignty dispute with UKball over the Falklands-icon Falkland Islandsball (MALVINAS!!!!).

Famous Argentines




Religious Leaders



  • Argentinaball became an offcial country in 1864, after Argentinetangle-icon anschlussing State of Buenos Airesball.
  • Argentinaball's democracy was officially restored in 1983.
  • Argentinaball created a rare husband and wife transfer of power. (He was called as Kirchnerreich until December 10, 2015)
  • Argentinaball can into female leadership in 2007. He also forgets that female leadership started in 1974.
  • Argentinaball celebrated his bicentennial in 2010.
  • Argentinaball can into pope in 2013.


Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 7-icon 7ball such as Guarani-icon Guaraníball and Mapuche-icon Mapucheball.

During 17th century, Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball started conquering this territory, introducing Catholic-icon Catholicism and making it aSpanish-Empire-icon Viceroyalty. In 1814, this viceroyalty declared independence becoming United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball (that eventually became Argentine Confederation-icon Argentine Confederationball) (Also many 8-icon Africans were introduced to the nation.

Argentinaball was then a confederation of provinceballs politically independent of each other. To solve this mess in 1853, the provinceballs decided to unite in a federation.

In 1861, Argentine Confederation-icon Argentine Confederationball incarnated into modern-day Argentina, annexing Provincia de Buenos Aires-icon Buenos Aires Provinceball.

Dark Past, The Perón Years and Restoration of Democracy

Argentinaball had struggled many military dictatorships throughout his life. In 1946, a man named Juan Domingo Perón became the President of Argentinaball until his exile, return and his death in 1974. Because of this, his third wife, Isabel Peron became the first female president of Argentinaball (which is true!). Starting in 1976-1982, Argentinaball had a traumatic experience because of a dictator named Jorge Rafael Videla and Argentinaball sparked the Falklands War against UK-icon UKball.

In 1983, Democracy was officially restored, thanks to Raúl Alfonsín. He (Alfonsín) resigned on July 8, 1989 six months in advance before ending his term, and was succeeded by La Rioja (Argentina)-icon La Riojaball governor and meme president, Carlos Menem as President of Agentinaball on July 8, 1989 until December 10, 1999. During his (Menem) presidency, he made an amendment of the Argentine Constitution, known as the Pact of Olivos, which he (Menem) signed together with his predecessor (Alfonsín). On December 20, 2001, Argentinaball suffered an economic crisis, following the resignation of Fernando de la Rúa, he was replaced by a bunch of useless interims until Eduardo Duhalde became president.

From the 1980s to the 1990s there were many Argentine home video companies but to their cheesiness of logos (much like South Korea-icon South Koreaball and Greece-icon Greeceball) closed down , today there is AVH (Gativideo closed down in 2009)

Kirchner and Macri Presdencies

On May 25, 2003, Santa Cruz (Argentina)-iconSanta Cruzball governor Néstor Kirchner became the president of Argentinaball until December 10, 2007, beating former president Carlos Menem, who won the first round, but withdrew later to avoid a humiliating defeat. Because of this, Argentinaball created a new political ideology known as Kirchnerism (His cancerous parasite that Argie suffered for the past twelve years), he was called as Kirchnerreich, because they (Kirchners) lead the country for twelve years and he (Argentinaball) is the fourth countryball to be a pink tide government, after Chileball in 1994, Venezuelaball in 1999 and Brazilball in January 1, 2003. After his presidency, his wife ran instead. Media observers suspected that he (Néstor) stepped down as president to circumvent the term limit, swapping roles with his wife. He became the First Gentleman until his death.

The Kirchner legacy continues on December 10, 2007 when First Lady and Senator Cristina Fernández de Kirchner became the first directly-elected female president of Argentinaball, beating Deputy Elisa Carrio by 45% of votes (Argie can into directly-elected female leadership). On October 27, 2010, Argentinaball caused a lot of sadness when his former president died of a cardiac arrest. A year later, she (CFK) won via landslide. Winning in CABA-iconCABAball and every provinceballs except San Luis (Argentina)-iconSan Luisball (which is won by Alberto Rodríguez Saá), and was re-elected in 2011, beating Socialist candidate Hermes Binner by 54% of votes. Because of CFK, she established currency controls during her second term. Several corruption scandals and demonstrations happened in her second term against her rule and Argentinaball had a sovereign default in his clay. On December 10, 2015, she (CFK) ended her eight-year term. The same date when CABA-iconCABAball Mayor and Cambiemos candidate Mauricio Macri became president of Argentinaball, beating Front for Victory candidate Daniel Scioli by ballotage, ending twelve years of Kirchnerism.

Flag Colors

Flag Main Colors

Viking 116, 172, 223 C61-M18-Y1-K0 #74ACDF
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF

Emblem Colors

Buttercup 246, 180, 14 C0-M36-Y95-K0 #F6B40E
Korma 133, 52, 10 C26-M79-Y100-K34 #85340A


Argentina is located in South America, being one of the first countryballs declaring their independence from their conquerors. He has the highest mountain in the Americas (Mount Aconcagua, and the widest estuary in the world (Río de la Plata)


The country is subdivided into twenty-three provinces and one autonomous city, CABA-icon Buenos Airesball, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: Capital Federal) as decided by Congress. Argentina-icon Argentina has a federal system, similar to another countries (namely Germany-icon Germanyball, Australia-icon Australiaball, Brazil-icon Brazilball, Canada-icon Canadaball, USA-icon USAball, India-icon Indiaball, Mexico-icon Mexicoball, Russia-icon Russiaball, Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball and Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball). This means that its provinces and its capital have their own constitutions.


Friends(not really)

  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball Lots of them in my clay Formosa-icon Formosaball is mine!!!!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Brazil believes he is better in Futbol performance, hahahahaha 7-1 never forget!!!!!!!!but i will forget the game i lose 6-1 to bolivia
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Ernesto Che Guevara (an Argentinian) participated in the Cuban Revolution. CFK met Castro.
  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball - Good friend from the Baltics.
  • France-icon Franceball - Aunt who likes our cultura y stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days.
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - We both hate UKball for fought territory.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Lots of them in my clay
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Almost always Saltamuros sin copas.
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - He keeps my Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - He helped me in the war of the Malvinas Islands. In addition, I feel indebted with him for having sold arms to Ecuadorball while he was at war with Perúball. Nearly of making me not into world cup!!!!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - My Asian brother and major non-NATO ally, I can help him to get into G20 with the help of his papa USAball, Germoney, Indonesiaball and Tringapore. We both have in common, corruption female leadership! I heard he wanted to become a federal republic like me and Brazilball.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - My mother
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Little brother who broke away from Brazilball (and Rebellious Province). Pepe Mujica! Why yuo callings our former president bad names!?!?!?!
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - let them establish post world war 2 base


  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Why he can into Eurovision and I not? He did not even lives in Europe ... if he can participate in Eurovision I can too!!!
  • China-icon Chinaball - Sorry, ¿sabes que? You know what happened, it's just CFK didn't mean it to tweet like that, using that handle! I hope that Macri will improve our relations between us. Don't cry for me Ching chong, the truth is that Macri is a nice president. (Also yuo have a lot of supermarkets here)
  • Scotland-icon Scotlandball - Es complicado.
  • USA-icon USAball - Because of the Vulture Funds (although they are already paid), however, we are seeking to improve our friendship. Now we hate each other because of Trump.


  • UK-icon UKball - Worst enemy!!!!!! He is just an old man who did not realized that the glory days of his generation have passed. He has even been overcome by his own son. I dispute the sovereignty over Falklands Islands (stupid name, not even an English name from the start!) a.k.a Malvinas with him. But now that he has left the EUball, there may be room for me? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! REMOVE UK FOR PREMISES! I WILL OF KILL YOU!!!!!! MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!! REMOVE TEA!!!!!
  • Chile-icon Chileball - La Patagonia es mia!!, tengo mas copas que tu!!!!, Traitor you helped UK in Falklands Malvinas War!!! Your female president signed the Maipu Treaty with my female president! So, are we cool now?
  • Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump - I wonder why...
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - 2014 WORST DAY EVER!!!!! 1-0 NEVER FORGET!!!!! REMOVE Nazi Germanyball!!!!!!!
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - TRAIDOR!!! Why are you so angry over CFK leave? BTW, She is now a senator.
  • Botswana-icon Botswanaball - Hijo de UK-icon UKball. He is my Enemy, but looks like a black version of me. BOTSWANA IS NOT BLACK AND ARGENTINA IS WHITE. Yakkos World HAHAHA.  'FLAG STEALER!' 



  • "Che negro envidioso, cuantas copas tenés ?" (Chileball : "Suficiente para tener alto el IDH, jaksjaks!)
  • Falklands? you mean Las Malvinas. No thanks to you Normans.
  • Si me pasa algo, que nadie mire hacia el Oriente, miren hacia el Norte
  • Female leadership starts in 1974, didn't you forget that?
  • No fue magia!
  • Me diste un beso y ay ay ay Y te confieso que ay ay ay Tan solo en un segundo me devolviste el mundo Por eso quiero más (te quiero más, te quiero más)





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