Anschluss 🔊 (or surprise anschluss, or anschluß polskan) (Which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball.
Historically, it refers to the Nazi annexation of Austria in 1938. The most common example of this is Germanyball becoming Reichtangle. Anschluss can also be used to describe a countryball with dominance in a certain skill.
Countryballs usually say Anschluss in a typewriter font like
here (Courier New). The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (meaning 'time').
Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that anschlussed them. From time to time these countryballs revolt from inside the body in an attempt to gain freedom or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated in the body of whoever captured them. When that happens, the countrytangle begins to regress back to its normal form. This process is known as Balkanization.
There are anschluss forms for other countries, though not all of them are necessarily rectangles; some, like Tringapore, become pyramids or cones while others like Kazakhbrick and NepalRawr become sawruses and squares respectively. And Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball (or cube, rather) which breaks the rule against countryballs being higher than two-dimensional. Anschluss form is one of the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one anschluss form, notably Chileball, who can turn into either a worm or a rectangle.
Countryballs' anschluss modes
For others see here
- 8ball - Becomes a
Black Pantherballand anschlusses by sending many African immigrants to EUball for a sweet revenge or to USAball for #BlackLivesMatter activities.
- African Unionball - Unites all 8balls in his clay to become
African Uniontangle. He will remove civil war and poverty from his clay and become a superpower to rival the other four superpowers. If he feels particularly vengeful for slavery, he may instead decide to anschluss them as payback.
- Alaskaball - Breaks free of USAball's control and unites all Alaska Natives in his clay to become
Tsardom of Alaskasphere. He will then proceed to anschluss Canadaball, removing soyboy in the process, before taking out his revenge on Russiaball for abandoning him in 1867 by anschlussing Siberiaball and all Arctic oblasts, krais and okrugs of his clay, puppeting the rest. He will also remove suicide from Greenlandball by
anschlussingforcing him to man up and join him, before removing kebab, socialism, commie, File:SJW-icon.png SJWballs, feministballs and political correctness from the clays of all Nordicballs by forcibly uniting them into
Scandinaviatangleas his puppet and enforcer who will remove the aforementioned from the clays of other European countryalls as well. Afterward, Antarcticaball and all currently active international territorial claims on his clay will be anschlussed as well, enabling Alaskasphere to dominate both poles of the Earth. And finally to top things off, he will return to and invade USAball's clay to remove all Antifaballs, the deep state, UNball, kebab, George Soros, commie, File:SJW-icon.png SJWballs, feministballs and political correctness from his clay so that USA can into buildings the wall and Make USAball Great Again.
- Arab Leagueball - Unites all Islamic countries to become
Caliphatetangle. If he removes jihad from his clay, he will become a superpower unto himself built on oil
and slaveryunless he reaches peak oil. If he doesn't remove jihad, he will become
ISIStangleand declare a holy war on all Christian countryballs with the ultimate goal of destroying EUball, USAball and other Western countries. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself. If he tries this with Russiaball it will result in him becoming
Russian Empiretangleto purge all kebab from his clay. This may also cause Mongoliaball to become
Mongolian Empiretangleand Kazakhbrick to become
Kazakh Khanatesquare, in which case they will team up to re-ravage all Middle Eastern territories to remove jihad. So he had better play his cards carefully, or he will end up being completely removed from the face of the earth.
- Argentinaball - Becomes
Second Argentine Confederationtangle. Removes Paraguayball, Uruguayball, Falklandsball, Boliviaball and possibly Chileball by anschlussing. If Boliviaball and Paraguayball are anschlussed, then they (kinda) can into sea again.
- Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with Artsakhball, Javakhetiball and attack Azerbaijanball, some part of Iranball, Iraqball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Lebanonball, Syriaball, some part of Turkeyball.
- Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and ally with Hungaryball and begins invading Italyball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball, Transylvania region of Romaniaball, Sloveniaball, Croatiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball and north Serbiaball to become
Austria-Hungarytangle. Would 100% ally with Germany or even join him to combat Poland
- Australiaball - Becomes a Big Kangaroo and hops to victory along with all the other Asian States
- Basqueball - With the aid of his 6ball brethren, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become
EuskaraUFO. He will then proceed to unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab and baguette from his clay and the respective clays of his new Basque states. Spainball, in response, will go completely batshit, attempting to holocaust all Basqueballs in her clay. In response, he will unite with Cataloniaball, causing him to become
Catalan Republictangle, after which both will take out their revenge on Spainball and
surrender monkeyFranceball. When all scores have been settled and favors repaid, EuskaraUFO will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with his intergalactic brethren.
- Bosniaball - Unites with Croatiaball to form
Bosnia-Croatiatangle. Goes to war with Serbiaball for removing kebab.
- Brazilball – becomes
Huetangleand hues his way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probably Panamaball and Costa Ricaball.
- Bulgariaball - In order to become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a Pro Russian state and begins a series of mobilization. Serbiaball, Greeceball and Turkeyball will be on alert.
- Cambodiaball - becomes
Khmertangleand rides elephant to victory.
- Canadaball - Becomes
Canadatangleand spreads maple syrup, hockey and poutine by anschlussing Alaskaball, Greenlandball, Icelandball and all states of USAball on the southern border of his clay. If he flips from File:SJW-icon.png SJWball to right-wing he will also remove Trudeau for being a soyboy. However if he fails to anschluss Alaskaball, USAball will cause Alaskaball to unite all 3balls and Inuitballs in his clay causing him to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskaspherein order to defend himself. In any case, Canadaball will NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process.
- Cascadiaball -Finally breaks free of USAball and Canadaball, uniting British Columbiaball, Californiaball, Idahoball, Oregonball, Washingtonball and Yukonball to become
- Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and Andorraball to remove paella from his clay and become
Catalan Republictangle. In response to this Spainball will go completely berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in her clay. Catalan Republictangle will join forces with Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become
EuskaraUFOin the process, and together they will take out their revenge on Spainball and Franceball, which may result in them anschlussing some of their territories.
- Chileball - Becomes
Chilewormand takes all the coasts or becomes
Chiletangleand anschlusses Peruball, Boliviaball or also Argentinaball. If he anschlusses Boliviaball, then he will (kinda) get his coast back which means he can into sea again.
- Chinaball - Becomes the
People's Empire of Great Chinatangleand anschlusses Taiwanball, Mongoliaball, all off Russiaball east of Altaiball, Jammu and Kashmirball, Aksai Chinball, Arunachal Pradeshball, Vietnamball, Thailandball, Myanmarball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Indonesiaball, Philippinesball, Bruneiball, East Timorball, Palauball, Guamball, Northern Mariana Islandsball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball and Japanball. He may also anschluss Californiaball, Oregonball, Washingtonball, Hawaiiball and Alaskaball in the process, which may cause USAball to become
Muricatangleto remove commie from his clay and retake his territories, or if the west coast of his clay can into independence, they will become
Cascadiatanglerespectively. Failure to anschluss Hawaiiball will result in her uniting all 7balls and becoming
Kingdom of Hawaiitangleto fight back against China; also if he fails to anschluss Alaskaball it will result in him becoming
Tsardom of Alaskaspherein order to defend himself, which will also result in all commies being removed from his clay and all occupied territories of USAball being liberated. In any case it will start a WW3. Who will win?
- Colombiaball - Becomes
Gran Colombiatangleand anchlusses Panamaball, Venezuelaball and Ecuadorball. May also anschluss Guyanaball in the process.
- Croatiaball - Becomes
Croatiatangleand unites with Bosniaball
- CSAball - Finally breaks free of USAball's control and unites all Southern stateballs to become
CSAtangle. Takes out his revenge on USAball by starting a second Civil War during which he will anschluss all Caribbean countryballs, Colombiaball,
HUEBrazilball, Guyanaball, Surinameball, French Guianaball and Venezuelaball, removing hue, communism, kebab, homosex and kosher in the process. After victory he will invade Africa and enslave all 8balls, including those in his clay and the respective clays of the countries he anschlussed. If he fails to anschluss Africa fast enough then all African countryballs will unite with African Unionball, causing him to become
African Uniontangleto defend himself.
- Cyprusball - Becomes
United CyprustangleAnschlusses all of Cypriot island, including Northern Cyprusball, removing kebab in the process before joining Greeceball.
- Ecuadorball - Anschlusses all equatorial countries.
- El Salvadorball - Becomes the
Salvatangleanschlussing the Conejo Island first, then Hondurasball to become a big country, and maybe other Central American Brothers to form a Greater Central Americaball.
- Estoniaball - Becomes the
Nordic Estoniatangleand uses black magic to becomes a Nordic. Joins Finlandball and tries to take Latviaball and Lithuaniaball with her. If she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania, however, he will join with Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself.
- Ethiopiaball - Restores the glorious House of Solomon to become the
Ethiopian Empiretangle. Anschlusses all East African countries bordering his clay, removing kebab, commies and homosex and spreading Rastafarianism, Christianity and Judaism in the process. Will later team up with Israelcube to remove jihad from his clay and take out his revenge on Italyball for gassing his clay in World War II. Depending on which religion takes over however, you may end up summoning the
Tesseractal Ethiopian Empiretangleif you use Ethiopiaball's cube form to create the Ethiopian Empiretangle, or you may get
Tesseractal Beta Israeltangleif you use Beta Israelcube.
- EUball - Becomes the
Merkelreichtangle. Anschlusses all European countries enclaved within the EU, starting with those that fail to pay their debts.
- Finlandball - Anschlusses Estoniaball and Kareliaball. If Estonia is anschlussed by Finland she will automatically into Nordic as she will become part of Finland, and may drag Latviaball and Lithuaniaball into Nordic with her. However, if she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania then he will join with Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself.
- Franceball - Becomes the
Third Napoleonic French Empiretangle. Anschlusses Belgiumball, Netherlandsball, Luxembourgball, Switzerlandball, western Germanyball, Andorraball, Cataloniaball and northern Italyball. Turns Croatiaball, eastern Germanyball and Polandball into vassal states. Also will anschluss former colonies such as Algeriaball, former territories of French West Africaball, French Equatorial Africaball, Vietnamball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, and Quebecball. Even if she is somehow beaten back she will NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man.
- Germanyball - Becomes
Reichtangle(Fourth Reich) anschlussing Austriaball, Alsaceball, Denmarkball, Luxembourgball, Netherlandsball, Belgiumball, Czechiaball, Liechtensteinball, Kaliningradball and possibly Sloveniaball, Switzerlandball and South Tyrolball or else Naziball rises from Hell. May anschluss Namibiaball during the process, and turn Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to anschluss central Africanballs such as DR Congoball and Cameroonball. The remainder of Franceball, Norwayball, Hungaryball, Croatiaball, Bosniaball, Serbiaball, Romaniaball, Moldovaball, Belarusball, Lithuaniaball, Latviaball and Ukraineball become puppet states. Poland will not be anschlussed however because a provokation with him will cause him to become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself, in which case an epic battle occurs. Germany or Poland?
- Greeceball- Becomes
Byzantinetangleand anschlusses Macedoniaball, Turkeyball, Cyprusball, Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball, Northern Cyprusball and Albaniaball and allies with Serbiaball. However, depending on which ancient Greek city-state you use, you may instead get
Spartan Empiretangleif you use Spartaball to summon the Byzantinetangle.
- Hawaiiball - Breaks free from USAball and becomes
Kingdom of Hawaiitangle. Anschlusses all 7balls in the Pacific and takes out her revenge on the USA for 1897, building a mighty navy and attacking the west coast of USAball's clay which may result in anschlussing Californiaball, Oregonball and Washingtonball. Will also take out her revenge on Japanball for Pearl Harbor and also remove North Koreaball for threatening her with nukes. Afterward she will spread aloha and surfing across the Pacific Rim. Will also take out her revenge on Canadaball for making Hawaiian pizza.
- Hungaryball - becomes a kingdom and attacks Slovakiaball for revenge. Retake the vampire Transylvaniaball, allies (not attack) with Croatiaball, Bosniaball, Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even unite with Austriaball to form
- Icelandball - Anschlusses Faroe Islandsball.
- Indiaball - Anschlusses Pakistanball and Bangladeshball and becomes
Hindustangle. May also anschluss Sri Lankaball, NepalRawr, Bhutanball, Maldivesball and in the most extreme case, Myanmarball and Afghanistanball to become. India may also anschluss Swedenball as T-Seriestangle to finally beat Pewdiepie
- Indonesiaball - Becomes
Majapahitangle. Anschlusses Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Bruneiball, East Timorball, and Philippinesball.
- Inuitball - Suddenly unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as
Arctic Empiretangle. Anschlusses all Arctic countries and Antarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied him. In this case he will remove Trudeau from Canadaball and suicide from Greenlandball, before removing kebab, commie, File:SJW-icon.png SJWballs and political correctness from all Nordicballs. However, if Inuitball goes this route and anschlusses Alaskaball he may instead become
Tsardom of Alaskasphereas he may assimilate the firepower and technological prowess of USAball. Either way, Inuitball will end up anschlussing and holocausting the entire seal population of his new clay.
- Iranball - Anschlusses all stans ( Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistanball, Kazakhbrick), Azerbaijanball and Armeniaball to become
- Iraqball - Becomes
Neo-Assyriatangle. Anschlusses Syriaball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Jordanball, Northwest Saudi Arabiaball, Kuwaitball and Western Iranball
- Irelandball - Becomes
Irish Free Statetangle. Anschlusses Northern Irelandball so he can finally into 26+6=1, and possibly Scotlandball, Isle of Manball, Cornwallball, Brittanyball and Walesball, to form the
- Israelcube - Anschlusses Palestineball and Sinai Peninsula. Becomes the
Tesseractal Israeltangleduring process.
May also anschluss Lebanonball, Syriaball, Jordanball and some of Iraqball, Turkeyball and Egyptball to become Greater Israel that stretches from the Nile to the Euphrates. If he teams up with Ethiopiaball, he will end up causing Ethiopia to become the
Ethiopian Empiretanglewhich will result in him anschlussing all West African countryballs bordering his clay.
- ISISball- Becomes
ISIStangleand blows up everyone, especially USAball, Russiaball, Israelcube, all EUball members, NATOball members and Saudi Arabiaball.
- Italyball- Becomes
Rometangleand anschlusses Portugalball, Spainball, Andorraball, Franceball, Sloveniaball, Switzerlandball, Croatiaball, Bosniaball, Albaniaball, Kosovoball, Montenegroball, Serbiaball, Greeceball, Romaniaball and Moldovaball. May also anschluss Libyaball, Ethiopiaball, Eritreaball , Somaliaball , Egyptball, and Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss Asia Minor.
- Japanball - Becomes the
Second Japanese Empiretangle. Anschlusses South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Taiwanball, Manchurian and coastal territories of Chinaball, the Sakhalin Oblast (definitely) and Outer Manchuria of Russiaball, Philippinesball, Vietnamball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Thailandball, Myanmarball, Malaysiaball, Bruneiball, Tringapore, Indonesiaball, East Timorball, Papua New Guineaball, Palauball, Solomon Islandsball, Pearl Harbour and Darwinball.
- Kazakhbrick - Becomes the
Kazakh Khanatesquare. Anschlusses Pakistanball and all other stans and may anschluss Azerbaijanball and Uyghurball in the process. Would totally ally with Mongoliaball to do this, which will cause him to become
Mongolian Empiretangle. After which they will both gang up on and anschluss the rest of Chinaball, removing commie in the process.
- Macedoniaball - Become
Macedontangle. Anschlusses part of Bulgariaball, Greeceball, Turkeyball, Egyptball, Iranball, Iraqball, Syriaball, Kuwaitball, Afghanistanball, Pakistanball and a part of Indiaball. And, he becomes a superpower.
- Malaysiaball- Become
Malaysiatangle. Anschluss Philippinesball, Tringapore, Bruneiball, Indonesian part of Borneo, Sumatra and Pattani region to all Thailandball.
- Mexicoball - Becomes
Aztec Empiretangle. Anschlusses Californiaball, New Mexicoball, Texasball, Arizonaball, Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep Utahball, Gringo, but they are mine!).
- Mongoliaball - Becomes
Mongolian Empiretangle and bring terror across the world.Directly anschlusses Chinaball, South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Myanmarball, eastern Kazakhbrick and Russiaball east of Altaiball, inclusive of it. Turns Iranball, Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, western Pakistanball, Kazakhbrick, Azerbaijanball, Armeniaball, Iraqball, Turkeyball, Georgiaball, the remainder of Russiaball, Ukraineball and Moldovaball into puppets. Alaskaball however will not be anschlussed or puppeted because a direct fight with him will cause him to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskasphereto defend himself. In any case, we can safely assume that he will remove Kim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking him, his Western allies or the rest of Asia.
- Moroccoball - Becomes Moroccotangle Anschlusses Western Saharaball, Ceutaball, Melillaball and Andalusiaball.
- NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills  Putin.
- Netherlandsball - Anschlusses Belgiumball, Indonesiaball, all 7balls, Surinameball, South Africaball and Luxembourgball becoming the
- New Zealandball - becomes
New Zeatangleby regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball)
- Nordicballs - Blanda upp in
- North Koreaball - Turns into
True Koreatangleand attempts to anschluss South Koreaball to form a reunified juche Korea
- Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process.
- Pakistanball - becomes
Hyderabadtangle, gets Kashmir and anschlusses Indiaball and practically the rest of Southeast As- HOLY SWEET JESUS CHRIST HE TOOK OVER Russiaball ENTIRELY (HOW!?)! Anyway, HE TOOK OVER ALL OF SOUTHEAST ASIA!
- Palestineball - becomes independent and anschlusses Israelcube
and Jordanballto become
- Peruball becomes
Inca Empiretangleand anschlusses all of Ecuadorball, Colombiaball, Chileball, Boliviaball, Paraguayball, Argentinaball, Uruguayball, Some antarctic territories, Acreball, Venezuelaball, Falklandsball and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball.
- Polandball - Unites with one and only great country Lithuaniaball and becomes the
A WAR AGAINST GERMANY WILL BE AWESOME!
- Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies to form the
- Philippinesball- Anschlusses all of ASEANball members, Palauball, Taiwanball and turns into
KKKtangle. He can also into
Fourth Philippine Republictangleand Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users, communists and rebels, criminals, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in his clay.
- Romaniaball - Becomes 1918 Romania again and anschlusses Moldovaball. And even becomes
Dacian Empiresphereand anschlusses Bulgariaball, Ukraineball, Moldovaball, Serbiaball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball, Southern Germanyball, Southern Polandball and small parts in Greeceball, Turkeyball, Croatiaball, Kosovoball, Montenegroball, Bosniaball, Belarusball, Macedoniaball and tiny parts in Italyball.
- Russiaball - Becomes
Russian Empiretangleagain and unites with Ukraineball, Polandball, Belarusball, Kazakhbrick, Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball, Lithuaniaball, Mongoliaball, Alyaskaball, Armeniaball, Azerbaijanball, Moldovaball, Romaniaball, Bulgariaball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Georgiaball, Tajikistanball and Afghanistanball.
- Sealandball - Uses black magic in order to get monies and relevance and becomes
Relevant Sealandtangle. Anchlusses UKball, Irelandball and Germanyball. May also anschluss Netherlandsball. This might spread if it starts a chain reaction with secretized revolutions to return Ceutaball to Moroccoball so it can strike a deal with Spainball in exchange for Gibraltarball, posing as a British diplomat. It manages to scandalize the agreement, and says it's actually part of the UK to start a distraction conflict. That's when the
First Sealandic Warbegins, and it somehow sneaks itself into power through sleeper cell Scottish independence influence to install a new government for eventually all of Britain through highly-classified alliances all as part of Act I of takeover. ...or you know, just black magic. That works too.
- Senegalball - Becomes Senegaltangle. Anschlusses Gambiaball
- Serbiaball - Becomes Serbian Empiretangle or Yugoslaviatangle. Anschlusses Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Croatiaball, Kosovoball, Macedoniaball, Sloveniaball, Bulgariaball, Montenegroball, and Albaniaball. Removes kebab in the process.
- South Koreaball - Becomes Korean Empiretangle. Attempts to Anschluss's North Koreaball and Jiandaoball becoming a reunified capitalist Korea.
- Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies to form the
Spanish Empiretangleand/or also anschlusses Andorraball, Portugalball and possibly Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the
- Sudanball becomes
Sudan Empiretangleand anschlusses Bir Tawil, South Sudanball, Eritreaball, and Djiboutiball.
- Swedenball- Becomes the
Swedish Börktangle. Anschlusses Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball and Saint Petersburgball to relive his imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World.
- Switzerlandball - becomes the
Swiss Confederationtangleand takes over Liechtensteinball before revealing he took off his neutrality and conquering Austr- HOLY CRAP, HE JUST TOOK OVER Franceball AND Germanyball ENTIRELY! He also got Liechtensteinball.
- Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast Turkeyball, Cyprusball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Egyptball, north Sudanball, Iraqball, Kuwaitball, north Saudi Arabiaball and western Iranball to form the
- Taiwanball - Becomes
Qingtangle. Anschlusses Chinaball and Mongoliaball and becomes the unified Republic of Chinaball
- Thailandball - Anschlusses Laosball, Cambodiaball and becomes
Siamtangle. May also anschluss the Shan State of Myanmarball, the Kelantan, Terengganu, Kedah and Perlis States of Malaysiaball, and parts of Vietnamball.
- Tringapore - Becomes
Singapyramidand anschlusses all members of ASEANball, Australiaball, New Zealandball and parts of Chinaball.
- Turkeyball - Becomes
OttomantangleAnschlusses Syriaball, Iraqball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Jordanball Saudi Arabiaball, all Cypriot island, Kuwaitball, Bulgariaball, Greeceball, Albaniaball and Macedoniaball Also removes Armeniaball, and turns Romaniaball and possibly Moldovaball into vassal states.
- Ugandaball - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become
Ugandatangle. Removes all homosex and Ugandan Knuckles from his clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering his by anschlussing them.
- UKball - Becomes the
Britangle. Anschlusses all ex-colonies and blows up Sealandball.
- Ukraineball - Anschlusses Crimeaball, Belarusball and Russian Chernozem and Kuban Oblasts such as  Voronezhball, Belgorodball and Lipetskball.
- Uruguayball - Anschlusses Sulball.
- USAball - Uses the manifest destiny to get more land and becomes
Muricatangle. May anschluss parts or all of the following: Canadaball, Greenlandball, Cubaball, Mexicoball, Icelandball, Bahamasball, Liberiaball and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss Saint Pierre and Miquelonball, Bermudatriangle, Turks and Caicosball, Cayman Islandball, Jamaicaball, British Virgin Islandsball, Guatemalaball, Japanball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball, Iraqball, Afghanistanball, Vietnamball, Philippinesball and Belizeball. Will also remove all 3balls, beat up the commies, spread freedom
and obesity, nuke North Koreaball, deport all Mexicans, remove all jihadists, bankrupt Chinaball, and build a glorious wall in the process.
- Vaticanball - Anschlusses all Catholic countries and becomes
Christangle.He will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that he can into one last Crusade to remove jihad, homosex, Satanism, blasphemy, abortion and heresy from the face of the Earth.
- Vietnamball - Becomes
Dai Vietangle. Anschlusses Cambodiaball, Laosball and Southern Chinaball becoming Reunified Indochinaball. May also decide to re-humiliate USAball in the process.
- 🌌 Andromedaball - Anschlusses 🌌 Milky Wayball to become 🌌
- 6ball - Anschlusses Earthball and other planets.
- Black Holeball becomes Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, etc.
- Supermassive Black Holeball becomes Supermassive Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, etc.