|“||Fortis et Liber as fuck!!!||”|
Albertaball has a lot of oil, and is highly wanted by USAball for it. Because of his oil monies he is very rich and is hated by his fellow provinceballs because of it but it is okay because whenever he is sad, he just hugs an oil barrel and wipes his tears with his oil monies. He is also more conservative than his fellow provinceballs as evident in his no sale tax policy and hatred of his social democrat government. Albertaball is also know for his reserves of natural gas, dinosaurs, and beautiful mountain views.
- Saskatchewanball - Twin brother & Best friend. Has a flat personality.
- Quebecball -
Damn Commie TIRED OF PAYING FOR YOUR ASSTakes all of Albertaball's oil monies.
- BCball - Won't allow pipeline. Jealous of oil.
- Manitobaball - Was good friend, then became Commie.
- Arizonaball - Good friend, but takes all my people in the winter. OIL OIL OIL
- Texasball - My cousin and southern counterpart, refers to Alberta as Northern Texas, sometimes referred to as Southern Alberta. We have so much in common, that we are best friends.
Ontarioball - Enemy. Avoid at all costs.
- Canadaball - My dad who likes to use me for oil. He is nice though.
- USAball - Uncle who wants to Anschluss me for oil! I WILL NOT BE YOUR 51ST STATE OR GREATER MONTANA!
- Northwest Territoriesball - My brother who used to own me, but I was like "You ain't owning me no longer!"
- My Wife - She Hates Oil But We Both Love Horseback Riding.
- 7ball- listen I’m sorry that I stole your kids and tortured them.
|Oh Canada, eh?|
|Provinces|| Albertaball ( Calgaryball • Edmontonball) • British Columbiaball ( Vancouverball • Victoriaball) • Manitobaball ( Winnipegball) • New Brunswickball (Frederictonball • Monctonball) • Newfoundland and Labradorball (St. John'sball) • Nova Scotiaball ( Halifaxball) • Ontarioball ( Ottawaball • Torontoball) • Prince Edward Islandball (Charlottetownball) • Quebecball ( Montrealball • Quebec Cityball) • Saskatchewanball ( Reginaball (Saskatchewan) • Saskatoonball • |
|Territories ||Northwest Territoriesball (Yellowknifeball) • Nunavutball (Iqaluitball) • Yukonball (Whitehorseball)|
|Former entities||Migrants that crossed the Bering Strait ( Eskimosball) • British Empireball ( British Canadaball • Republic of Canadaball) • French Empireball ( French Canadaball)|
|Expect the Poutine attack!|