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Alberta-icon Albertaball (fortis et liber is the nat. Motto, and in Latin)

Albertaball is a western province of Canada-icon Canadaball. He is the fourth most populated Canadian province. His capital is Edmonton-iconEdmontonball, though his most populous and famous city is Calgary-icon Calgaryball.

Description

Albertaball has a lot of oil, and is highly wanted by USA-icon USAball for it. Because of his oil monies he is very rich and is hated by his fellow provinceballs because of it but it is okay because whenever he is sad, he just hugs an oil barrel and wipes his tears with his oil monies. He is also more conservative than his fellow provinceballs as evident in his no sale tax policy and hatred of his social democrat government. Albertaball is also know for his reserves of natural gas, dinosaurs, and beautiful mountain views.

Relationships

  • Saskatchewan-icon Saskatchewanball - Twin brother & Best friend. Has a flat personality.
  • Quebec-icon Quebecball - Damn Commie TIRED OF PAYING FOR YOUR ASS Takes all of Albertaball's oil monies.
  • British Columbia-icon BCball - Won't allow pipeline. Jealous of oil.
  • Manitoba-icon Manitobaball - Was good friend, then became Commie.
  • Arizona-icon Arizonaball - Good friend, but takes all my people in the winter. OIL OIL OIL
  • Texas-iconTexasball - My cousin and southern counterpart, refers to Alberta as Northern Texas, sometimes referred to as Southern Alberta. We have so much in common, that we are best friends.
  • Ontario-icon Ontarioball - Enemy. Avoid at all costs.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - My dad who likes to use me for oil. He is nice though.
  • USA-icon USAball - Uncle who wants to Anschluss me for oil! I WILL NOT BE YOUR 51ST STATE OR GREATER MONTANA!
  • Northwest Territories-icon Northwest Territoriesball - My brother who used to own me, but I was like "You ain't owning me no longer!"
  • British Columbia-icon My Wife - She Hates Oil But We Both Love Horseback Riding.
  • 7-icon 7ball- listen I’m sorry that I stole your kids and tortured them.

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