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Albaniaball, officially the Republic of Albaniaball, is of kebab a countryball located in the Balkan Peninsula in southern Europe. He is located right North of Greece-icon Greeceball, South of Montenegro-icon Montenegroball, West of Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball and Kosovo-icon Kosovoball or Serbia-icon Serbiaball depending on who you ask. The country is divided into 12 counties, along with the capital Tirana-icon Tiranaball, giving him a total area of 11,100 square miles, making him the 140th largest country in the world. As of 2017, he maintains a population of about 2.877 million inhabitants.

Due to being in Europe and having an extreme distrust for Russia-icon Russiaball for what Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball did, Albania-icon Albaniaball can into NATO-icon NATO, but cannot into EU-icon European Union due to the ongoing conflict with Kosovo and Serbia. He is also in UN-icon UNball like almost every other nation in the world.

Albania is often seen as one of the most socially awkward countries in the world. He used to be allies with Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, but after the Sino-Soviet split, he sided with China who soon broke up with him later, and for a while, he had basically no allies. Today he is trying to be more social and open to other countries, but still has to deal with things like Kosovo and Serbia.

His national day is November 28th and his Zodiac sign is Shigjetari (Sagittarius)

History

After these events Albania was a Principality 1190-1204 depending on Byzantine-icon Byzantineball, and was called the Principality of Arbanon-icon Principality of Arbanonball (Albanian: Arberia). His founding was by the Progon family (members: Progon, Gjin and Dhimitri) and they were vassals of Byzantine-icon Byzantine Empireball. But then, Byzantine-icon Byzantineball came and abolished his autonomy for 17 years (1255-1272). Then, in 1272, Kingdom of Sicily-icon Kingdom of Sicilyball decided to attack Byzantine-icon Byzantineball and take the Principality of Arbanon-icon Principality of Arbanonball from his clay. Serbian Empire-icon Serbian Empireball in 1296 came and took Albania-icon Albaniaball to be a part of his empire. It lasted till 1304. In 1304, Kingdom of Sicily-icon Kingdom of Sicilyball does a come back and attacks Serbian Empire-icon Serbian Empireball by taking Durrës-icon Durrësball from 1304-1332. But then, Medieval Kingdom of Albania-icon Medieval Kingdom of Albaniaball got born. Then, in 1335, several Albania-icon Albanian principalities declared independence, including the Despotate of Artaball lead by the Albania-icon Albanian noble family Bue Shpata.

Albania's kebab removal

The principalities lasted until 1385-1386 until Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball Invaded Principality of Arbanon-icon Principality of Arbanonball, leaving Despotate of Artaball untouched. In 1386-1392, Albania-icon Albaniaball freed itself (1386-1387 South Albania; 1387-1389 North Albania; 1389-1392 whole Albania-icon Albaniaball). It lasted again, in 1414-1416 when Ottoman-icon Ottomanball set the attack again in South of Albania-icon Albaniaball, but still Albania-icon Albaniaball defended itself. This was its first kebab removal of his, before Skanderbeg (his second founding father). In 1417, Despotate of Artaball was abolished forever, by Ottoman-icon Ottomanball who also managed to take Central Albania-icon Albaniaball, and a year later, Albania-icon Albaniaball finally fell. Then, Albania-icon Albaniaball uprised in 1432-1433 with its leader, Gjergj Arianiti, and wins the freedom. This didn't last long. The Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball came back and in 1433-1443 Albania was once again under rule.

Kebabization and Occupation

Albania-icon Albaniaball suffered 500 years of kebab pressure but he, even under Ottoman-icon Ottomanball rule, never kept peace and always did revelations on asking independece. Ottoman-icon Ottomanball, as they properly defeated all Balkan countries, decided to kebabize them. Albania-icon Albaniaball and Bosnia Eyalet-icon Ottoman Bosniaball were the victims of kebabization, as Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball hated Catholic-icon Catholic Balkans so much. The kebabisation began from 1506-1670. In 1670-1826 Ottoman-icon Ottomans divided Albania-icon Albaniaball in 2-3 Eyalets (provinces). In the beginnings of 19th century, there were Albania-icon Albanian pashas commanding the Albania-icon Albanian eyalets. The Ottoman-icon Ottomans had a fear that they would rebel and declare themselves independent. The last Pasha, named Ali Tepelena was killed in 1826 by Sultans' servants. This was the end of Albania-icon Albanian pashas. In 1864-1912, Albania-icon Albaniaball was split into 4 eyalets (Manastir, Kosovo, Scutari and Yanina eyalets).

Independence and afterwards

1912, was the year of beginning of Balkans Wars. Serbia-icon Serbs, Montenegro-icon Montenegrins, Greece-icon Greeks and Bulgaria-icon Bulgarians declared war on Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball. This pushed Albania-icon Albaniaball to declare independence. Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball agreed since it was under attack from the 4 Orthodoxy-icon Orthodox morons. In 1913, Albania-icon Albaniaball was recognized by everyone, and Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball and the Central Powers Alliance showed sympathy to Albania-icon Albaniaball. And, with the plans of clay, Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball, apart from the other Superpowers, wanted Albania-icon Albaniaball to have its real borders. But then Entente made their final plan and put the different borders (which are now the present borders of Albania-icon Albaniaball). Poor Albania-icon Albaniaball was oppressed unfairly in North and South. In the North, Serbia-icon Serbo-Montenegro-icon Montenegrins were killing Albania-icon Albanian civilians only to populate with their greedy population. In the South, the Greece-icon Greeks cheered the Epirus-icon Epirots to declare independence, but they were unrecognized. In 1914, Albania-icon Albaniaball becomes a principality under Prince Wied I. As World War I was about to begin, Prince Wied fled away from Albania-icon Albaniaball because of Albania-icon Albaniaball's civil war between Prince Wied's supporters and Pro Kebabs with Haxhi Qamil on the lead.

Albania after WWI

1918-1919 - The Entente as punished the Central Powers, decided to make Albania-icon Albaniaball a region of Italy-icon Italyball, Serbia-icon Serb-Montenegro-icon Montenegrin killers take North and Greece-icon Greeceball take South. Fortunately, President USA-icon Woodrow Wilson saves Albania-icon Albaniaball by telling to the Entente leaders that all small countries deserve to be free. In 1920, Albania-icon Albaniaball switches capital (because Durrës-icon Durrësball was being a pro-Italy-icon Italian) and moves it to Tirana-icon Tiranaball. Between 1920 and 1925, Albania-icon Albaniaball becomes a principality under King Zog I. In the Revolution of 1924, Fan Noli tried to make Albania-icon Albaniaball more European, but failed and went to USA-icon USAball.

Albanian Kingdom-icon (1928-1939) Albanian Kingdomball and its Annexation

Albania becomes a kingdom under King Zog I. Zog I decided to do an alliance with Italy. And so,the country gets an heavy influence from Italy. Then, Galeaco Ciano met Zog and offered that Albania to be a puppet state under protectorate of Italy. Zog refused, until Mussolini gave an ultimatum, that if Albania doesn't accept the offer it will suffer consequences. Still, Zog refused. And, then in 7 April of 1939 Albania was attacked by Italy and got annexed in 11 April. Then a delegation of fascists took the Albanian crown and gave to Victor Emmanuel III, The King of Italy.

Albania the Commie and the failed De-Kebabization

As Commies came to power, the first thing they did were: Removing the last part of their rivals by killing, persecuting, imprisoning them and banning Islam. Between 1945 and 1948 Albania was allied with Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia in its agenda had its plan to annex Albania and be the 7th yugo republic. But, Soviet Union interfered and told Albania the truth about Yugoslavia. Then, Albania had a friendship with the Soviets and became a member of the Warsaw Pact in 1955. But, when Soviet Union was lead by Nikita Khrushchev, Albania saw that this Soviet Union was too revisionist and not so Stalinist anymore. As, Hungary got attacked by revisionist Soviet Union, Albania made it clear that it will be no longer in that union. In 1967, it became atheist. As Albania left Soviet Union, it made a friendship with China. Both had a ridiculous time, since Mao wasn't interested in Stalinism anymore. In 70's they had a cold friendship because, China did deals with USA (the capitalist pig) and accepted them. In 1976 after Mao's death, the friendship was too cold until 2 years later, they split. Then, Albania was the most isolated country in the world. After Hoxha's death Albania was one of the poorest, most isolated countries in the world. People couldn't stay long as they filled a ship of emigrants (they were emigrants) and head to Italy. In the end of 80's Albanian students protested and wanted democracy, as in 1990 the statue of Enver Hoxha was pulled down. Through the commie times, many great Bunkers were built. At the end, Communist Albania was nothing but the Balkan/Communist counterpart of the Mongol Empire while Enver Hoxha was the Genghis Khan.

Albania is a Republic country

In 1992 Albania becomes a Republic. In the first years of Republic, Albania faces a difficult time on money and stuff. In 1997 Albania gets a civil war a clash between Socialists and Democrats. In 2 April 2009 becomes a part of NATO along with Croatia-icon Croatia. And in December 2010 Albania removes the visas. In 2014, Albania becomes an EU candidate state though is a bit shady right now.

Fun Facts

  • More Albanians live outside Albania than within the country
  • In 1967, Albania became the world's first atheist state
  • Albania is one of the very few countries where sex-selective abortion is very common
  • Albania has never won a medal at the olympics
  • Albania has about 700,000 bunkers
  • Over half of Albanian cars are Mercedes, and Albanians never wear seatbelts
  • Albania fought most of its battles against 2-10x bigger armies and won most of the time

Flag Colors

Main Color

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Albanian Red 230, 0, 1 C0-M100-Y100-K10 #E60001

Emblem Color

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Black 0, 0, 0 C1-M92-Y96-K0 #000000

Relationships

Friends

  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball- Other best friend and my Far Illyrian cousin. Even though he is Slav I like him. He also removes Serbia from his clay.
  • Italy-icon Italyball- Allies and adoptive dad. I like him a lot, but never forget 1939!! But yuo can remember vlora war tho ( ^ω^ )
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball- Best friend and deserves to be free.
  • USA-icon USAball- He bombed Serbia and let me into NATO. 
  • Republic of Ilirida-icon Republic of Iliridaball - My other Son who speaks in a Slavic accent but hates Slavs but some of his words are different from mine. Don't worry I'll set you free.

Neutral

  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshball- He is of good but one of his Bangladesh-icon cities hates me.
  • China-icon Chinaball- You supported me back in the day, but you left us after a while. AND NOW YOU OF LOVE SERBIA? Also WHY YOU SKIPPED MY PERFORMANCE IN EUROVISION??????
  • ​​Israel-icon​ Israelcube - He is a friend of mine, because I helped his people in World War 2, let them be safe by Nazis and he let Kosovar Albanians stay in his clay from the Kosovo War. However please stop oppressing innocent Palestinians.
  • Bosnia-icon Bosniaball- He is my far distant cousin from Illyriaball, though he is Slavic and RECOGNISE KOSOVO.

Enemies

  • Greece-icon Greeceball- Stop supporting Serbia and start recognise Kosovo you damn Serbian ass licker. MY ORTHODOX ARE NOT GREEK YUO ASSHAT!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - never forget the Ottoman Empire. Stop building shitty mosques in my lands asshole! I will go full on Skanderbeg on yuor fat kebab ass! YUO KILLED 100.000 SHQIPS BEFORE YUO COMMITED GENOCIDE ON ARMENIA ASSHOLE DIE KEBAB DIE!!!
  • Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball- Fake country. Your western clay is mine, AND STOP OPPRESSING ALBANIANS IN YOUR CLAY OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU
  • Russia-icon Russiaball- Stop supporting Serbia and start recognising Kosovo. Also stop medling with European stuff. You're a threat to the world you damn ruski! REMOVE VODKA!!!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball- WORST ENEMY!!! REMOVE STINKY MIGRANTS!!! 1999 best day of my life. FREE KOSOVO!!!! STOP CLAIMING THAT KOSOVO IS SERBIAN LAND. YUO ARE SLAV I WAS HERE BEFORE YUO!!! KOSOVO IS RIGHTFULLY ALBANIAN LAND YOU DAMN PIGDOG!!! REMOVE SERBIA FROM THE PROMISES!!! YUO NEVER REMOVED KEBAB WITHOUT HELP YUO!!!
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball- He is Slav. REMOVE BULGARIAN SHIT, ILIRIDA IS SHQIP.
  • Montenegro-icon Montenegroball- REMOVE SERB SHIT I KNOW YOU LIKE SERBIA SO REMOVE SERBIAN CLONE.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - All I did was support Shqip Friend Chinaball for his entry into the United Nations, why you of the hatings me?

Family

Quotes

  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball can into recognition
  • SLAV REMOVER
  • Even though I hate Slavs, I don’t hate all of them. A few examples are Bosnia-icon Bosniaball, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball and Croatia-icon Croatiaball.
  • Kebab Remover
  • Turkey Remover 
  • NOT KEBAB YUO IDIOT

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