Albania-icon Albaniaball is of kebab a countryball located in the Balkan Peninsula in southern Europe. Albania-icon Albaniaball can into NATO-icon NATO and cannot into EU-icon European Union. His currency is the Albania-icon Albanian Lek which is no longer divided into Qindarkë.

Albania-icon Albaniaball was once before just Christian-icon Christianity, but now is diverse with Orthodoxy-icon Orthodoxball, Catholic-icon Catholicball, Islam-icon Islamball, Protestant-icon Protestantball and Atheism-icon Atheismball.

Albania-icon Albaniaball's main look is with his Paleobalkanic hat called PLIS, which is not a bunker but a traditional hat but looks like a bunker and many countries think that he hides Kosovo-icon Kosovoball, Albania-icon (division) Malesia e madheball, Epirus-icon Epirusball, and Albania-icon (division) Iliridaball in there. Albania hates all of its neighbors except Kosovo, but Kosovo is still an autonomist because there are lots of countries that don't recognise Kosovo. Albania (more Kosovos side) is best friends with Croatia.


After these events Albania was a Principality 1190-1204 depending on Byzantine-icon Byzantineball, and was called the Principality of Arbanon-icon Principality of Arbanonball (Albanian: Arberia). His founding was by the Progon family (members: Progon, Gjin and Dhimitri) and they were vassals of Byzantine-icon Byzantineball. But then, Byzantine-icon Byzantineball came and abolished his autonomy for 17 years (1255-1272). Then, in 1272, Kingdom of Sicily-icon Kingdom of Sicilyball decided to attack Byzantine-icon Byzantineball and take the Principality of Arbanon-icon Principality of Arbanonball from his clay. Serbian Empire-icon Serbian Empireball in 1296 came and took Albania-icon Albaniaball to be a part of his empire. It lasted till 1304. In 1304, Kingdom of Sicily-icon Kingdom of Sicilyball does a come back and attacks Serbian Empire-icon Serbian Empireball by taking Durrës-icon Durrësball from 1304-1332. But then, Medieval Kingdom of Albania-icon Medieval Kingdom of Albaniaball got born. Then, in 1335, several Albania-icon Albanian principalities declared independence, including the Despotate of Artaball lead by the Albania-icon Albanian noble family Bue Shpata.

Albania's kebab removal

The principalities lasted until 1385-1386 until Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball Invaded Principality of Arbanon-icon Principality of Arbanonball, leaving Despotate of Artaball untouched. In 1386-1392, Albania-icon Albaniaball freed itself (1386-1387 South Albania; 1387-1389 North Albania; 1389-1392 whole Albania-icon Albaniaball). It lasted again, in 1414-1416 when Ottoman-icon Ottomanball set the attack again in South of Albania-icon Albaniaball, but still Albania-icon Albaniaball defended itself. This was its first kebab removal of his, before Skanderbeg (his second founding father). In 1417, Despotate of Artaball was abolished forever, by Ottoman-icon Ottomanball who also managed to take Central Albania-icon Albaniaball, and a year later, Albania-icon Albaniaball finally fell. Then, File:Albania--icon.png Albaniaball uprised in 1432-1433 with its leader, Gjergj Arianiti, and wins the freedom. This didn't last long. The Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball came back and in 1433-1443 Albania was once again under rule.

Kebabization and Occupation

Albania-icon Albaniaball suffered 500 years of kebab pressure but he, even under Ottoman-icon Ottomanball rule, never kept peace and always did revelations on asking independece. Ottoman-icon Ottomanball, as they properly defeated all Balkan countries, decided to kebabize them. Albania-icon Albaniaball and Bosnia Eyalet-icon Ottoman Bosniaball were the victims of kebabization, as Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball hated Catholic-icon Catholic Balkans so much. The kebabisation began from 1506-1670. In 1670-1826 Ottoman-icon Ottomans divided Albania-icon Albaniaball in 2-3 Eyalets (provinces). In the beginnings of 19th century, there were Albania-icon Albanian pashas commanding the Albania-icon Albanian eyalets. Ottoman-icon Ottomans had a fear that they would rebel and declare themselves independent. The last Pasha, named Ali Tepelena was killed in 1826 by Sultans' servants. This was the end of Albania-icon Albanian pashas. In 1864-1912, Albania-icon Albaniaball was split into 4 eyalets (Manastir, Kosovo, Scutari and Yanina eyalets).

Independence and afterwards

1912, was the year of beginning of Balkans Wars. Serbia-icon Serbs, Montenegro-icon Montenegrins, Greece-icon Greeks and Bulgaria-icon Bulgarians declared war on Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball. This pushed Albania-icon Albaniaball to declare independence. Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball agreed since it was under attack from the 4 Orthodoxy-icon Orthodox morons. In 1913, Albania-icon Albaniaball was recognized by everyone, and Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball and the Central Powers Alliance showed sympathy to Albania-icon Albaniaball. And, with the plans of clay, Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball, apart from the other Superpowers, wanted Albania-icon Albaniaball to have Its real borders. But then Entente made their final plan and put the different borders (which are now the present borders of Albania-icon Albaniaball). Poor Albania-icon Albaniaball was oppressed unfairly in North and South. In the North, Serbia-icon Serbo-Montenegro-icon Montenegrins were killing Albania-icon Albanian civilians only to populate with their greedy population. In the South, the Greece-icon Greeks cheered the Epirus-icon Epirots to declare independence, but they were unrecognized. In 1914, Albania-icon Albaniaball becomes a principality under Prince Wied I. As World War I was about to begin, Prince Wied fled away from Albania-icon Albaniaball because of Albania-icon Albaniaball's civil war between Prince Wied's supporters and Pro Kebabs with Haxhi Qamil on the lead.

Albania after WWI

1918-1919 - The Entente as punished the Central Powers, decided to make Albania-icon Albaniaball an region of Template:IItaly Italyball, Serbia-icon Serb-Montenegro-icon Montenegrin killers take North and Greece-icon Greeceball take South. Fortunately, President USA-icon Woodrow Wilson saves Albania-icon Albaniaball by telling to the Entente leaders that all small countries deserve to be free. In 1920, Albania-icon Albaniaball switches capital (because Durrës-icon Durrësball was being a pro-Italy-icon Italian) and moves it in Tirana-icon Tiranaball. 1920-1925, Albania-icon Albaniaball becomes a principality under King Zog I. In Revolution of 1924, Fan Noli tried to make Albania-icon Albaniaball more European, but failed and went to USA-icon USAball.

Albanian Kingdom-icon (1928-1939) Albanian Kingdomball and its Annexation

Albania becomes a kingdom under King Zog I. Zog I decided to do an alliance with Italy. And so,the country gets an heavy influence from Italy. Then, Galeaco Ciano met Zog and offered that Albania to be a puppet state under protectorate of Italy. Zog refused, until Mussolini gave an ultimatum, that if Albania doesn't accept the offer it will suffer consequences. Still, Zog refused. And, then in 7 April of 1939 Albania was attacked by Italy and got annexed in 11 April. Then a delegation of fascists took the Albanian crown and gave to Victor Emmanuel III, The King of Italy.

Albania the Commie and the failed De-Kebabization

As Commies came to power, the first thing they did were: Removing the last part of their rivals by killing, persecuting, imprisoning them and banning Islam. In 1945-1948 Albania was allied with Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia in its agenda had its plan to annex Albania and be the 7th yugo republic. But, Soviet Union interfered and told Albania the truth about Yugoslavia. Then, Albania had a friendship with the Soviets and became a member of the Warsaw Pact in 1955. But, when Soviet Union was lead by Nikita Khrushchev, Albania saw that this Soviet Union was too revisionist and not so Stalinist anymore. As, Hungary got attacked by revisionist Soviet Union, Albania made it clear that it will be no longer in that union. In 1967, it became atheist. As Albania left Soviet Union, it made a friendship with China. Both had a ridiculous time, since Mao wasn't interested in Stalinism anymore. In 70's they had a cold friendship because, China did deals with USA (the capitalist pig) and accepted them. In 1976 after Mao's death, the friendship was too cold until 2 years later, they split. Then, Albania was the most isolated country in the world. After Hoxha's death Albania was one of the poorest, isolated country in the world. People couldn't stay long as they filled a ship of emigrants (they were emigrants) and head to Italy. In the end of 80's Albanian students protested and wanted democracy, as in 1990 the statue of Enver Hoxha was pulled down. Through the commie times, many great Bunkers were built. At the end, Communist Albania was nothing but the Balkan/Communist counterpart of the Mongol Empire while Enver Hoxha was the Genghis Khan.

Albania is a Republic country

In 1992 Albania becomes a Republic. In the first years of Republic, Albania faces a difficult time on money and stuff. In 1997 Albania gets a civil war a clash between Socialists and Democrats. In 2 April 2009 becomes a part of NATO along with Croatia. And in December 2010 Albania removes the visas. In 2014, Albania becomes an EU candidate state.

Flag Colors

Main Color

Albanian Red 230, 0, 1 C0-M1-Y.995,B.098 #E60001

Two-Headed Eagle Color

Black 0,0,0 C1-M92-Y96-K0 #000000



  • Bosnia-icon Bosniaball- He is my far distant cousin from Illyriaball, even though he is Slavic I still like him and I totally understand why you can't recognize Kosovo-icon Kosovoball because of stupid Republika Srpskaball.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball- We just like each other and he is also my Thraco-Illyrian cousin. But he is Slav. But at least you recognise Kosovo, but REMOVE BULGARIAN SHIT, ILIRIDA IS SHQIP
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball- Other best friend and my Far Illyrian cousin. Even though he is Slav I like him. He also removes Serbia from his clay.
  • Italy-icon Italyball- Allies and adoptive dad. I like him a lot, but never forget 1939!!
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball- Best friend/son and deserves to be free. He is also my son, Serbia and I had him when Serbia started ethnic clensing his clay.
  • USA-icon USAball- He bombed Serbia and let me into NATO. Oh wait you are going to be friends with Serbia now... or not... into confusings...
  • Republic of Iliridaball - My other Little Brother/Son who speaks in a Slavic accent but hates Slavs but some of his words are different from mine. Don't worry I'll set you free.


  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshball- He is of good but one of his Bangladesh-icon cities hates me.
  • Montenegro-icon Montenegroball- My Friendly Rival, even though he is of NATO and can into recognizing Kosovo-icon Kosovoball, REMOVE SERB SHIT I KNOW YOU LIKE SERBIA SO REMOVE SERBIAN CLONE
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball- My far Dacian cousin but stop supporting Serbia and also recognise Kosovo as I will recognize Basarabia as Romania. My anthem music is made by a Romanian composer Ciprian Porumbescu.
  • China-icon Chinaball- You supported me back in the day, but you left us after a while. AND NOW YOU OF LOVE SERBIA?


  • Greece-icon Greeceball- Stop supporting Serbia and start recognise Kosovo you damn Serbian ass licker. Also Toskeria was mine.
  • Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball- Fake country. Your western clay is mine, AND STOP OPPRESSING ALBANIANS IN YOUR CLAY OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU
  • Russia-icon Russiaball- Stop supporting Serbia and start recognising Kosovo. Also stop medling with European stuff. You're a threat to the world you damn ruski! REMOVE VODKA!!!


Famous Albanians


  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball can into recognition
  • Even though I hate Slavs I am related to some of them such as Bosnia-icon Bosniaball, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball and Croatia-icon Croatiaball, I don't hate them
  • Former Kebab Remover
  • Turkey Remover (Not really)