Achaemenidball was the first Persian dynasty, was of stronk and could stretch from Thrace to Pakistan. He at one point ruled over almost half of Earthball's population (which was much smaller back then, but still).
Achaemenidball was born as a 4ball, adopted by Babylonball and others till 550 BC, when he became fully independent, and took over and killed Medesball. He conquered a lot of places, but he died and became Macedonball.
- Spartaball - DAMN LITTLE GREEK TRIBES WHO ANSCHLUSSED ME FROM BALKANS!!! NEVER FORGET BATTLE OF THERMOPHYLAE, WHEN 10000 THE MIGHTY LOST AGAINST RETARDED 300!!!
- Macedonball - STOP ANSCHLUSSED MY WHOLE EMPIRE YUO ALEXANDER THE TINY!!!
- SPQRball - GET OUT OF PERSIA, I MEAN MIDDLE EAST YUO ROMAN SCUM!!! STOP SPREADING YUOR FILTHY CHRISTIAN!!! ZOROASTRIANISM IS THE BEST!!!
- Ancient Egyptball - This pharaoh was anschlussed by me. But he rise again.
- Seleucidball - DAMN Greek! Get out of Persia yuo greek scum!
- Parthiaball - My central asian nephew. He's good at archery. Filthy roman empire can't into conquor Persia because of his archers.
- Sassanidball - My son. Proud of him too. He protected middle east from that filthy roman empire. He had so many elephant corpses to fight roman empire.
- Medesball - My mad uncle.