|“||ET phone home||”|
— E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial “ET phone home ”
6ball (also know as Alienball) is the caveball depicting extraterrestrials. There is currently no proof of his existence
besides crop circles (Those are fake). But Universeball is so huge it's highly improbable that he doesn't exist anywhere. Whether or not he has visited Earthball is another question though. He wants Earthball for his next anschluss. But reconsidered his goal the destroy Earthball after watching those retarded cancer memes.
According with the movies made by USAball, the 6balls comes to Earth to talk with Earth "leader", the USA president ... and only will attacks the USA cities, knowing that earth civilization centers around them.
The Problem that another countryballs find that this is a complete lack of modesty of USA, because USA president is only the leader of ... USA. Russiaball and another countryballs will probably have this reaction:
And the aliens probably don't see any difference between countryballs and citiesballs of the world (they have no prior knowledge of Earth societies). For example, the 6ball don't see any difference between New Yorkball, Tokyoball, Moscowball, Berlinball and Parisball. They will probably invade and destroy all of them, at the same time until the Earth countryballs upload a virus onto 6ball's ships and takes them out using only a biplane with a missile duct-taped to them.
6balls never calls the countryballs by their names, always calls them "Earthling" or "Terran", regardless of whether is a world power or an irrelevant micronation, as they don't really know about Earth boundaries and territories nor do they have the time to figure out these territories.
But they can differentiate them by characteristics: "Earthling stuck on Earth" ( Polandball), "Earthling with sun shades" ( USAball), "Earthling with hat" ( UKball), "Earthling with Slant Eyes" ( Japanball), "Earthlings addicted to RPG Games ( Indonesiaball & Philippinesball), "Earthling that plays football" ( Brazilball), "Earthling on which others Earthlings play some game" ( Croatiaball), "One-eyed Earthlings" ( Sloveniaball, Slovakiaball, Serbiaball), "Drunk Earthling" ( Irelandball), "Earthling that likes nukes" North Koreaball "Earthling that don't laugh or Earthling that like anschluss" ( Germanyball) ... etc.
Also has been visiting Earth for a while
to help Naziball with his aircraft technology but pfftt? there's no aliens and would they really be interested in helping a bunch of primitive Nazis?
He saved the World from an Nuclear War, but that Earthling with Sunglasses told that to the World.
it is believed that he as also Nukes and Radioactivity can't harm him, but that depends on the race or civilization he represents.
He also can represent all sentient life beyond Earth as there can be many different types of alien races and civilizations.
He often finds racial supremacy on Earth very funny and pitiful, for he has already mastered interstellar travel.
He and the Earth Removers are setting their sites on Earth for April 18, 2018. But the earthlings still live.
- Basqueball - Don't worry our lost brother! We will rescue you from that earthling Spainball and be together once more!
- Marsball - I like to hang out over there a lot
- Malaysiaball - I hijacked his plane ()
- Planet Nineball - I like to live on one of his moons.
- Spainball - HOSTAGE TAKER!!! YUO WILL PAY FOR KIDNAPPING AND TORTURING OUR LOST BROTHER!!! ONE DAY WE COME BACK TO EARTH AND ANSCHLUSS YUO!!! 1959 NEVER FORGET!!!
How to draw
Draw 6ball is simple.
- Make a circle (as always, an off-hand circle)
- Make another circle inside the first one, one-third or slightly less of its radius
- Write the number 6 in the inner circle
- Draw black, almond-shaped eyes
- Color the ball green, leaving the number mark white
- If you like, you can add antennas or you can put the ball in a flying saucer.
- Extraterrestrial life at Wikipedia
- Ancient Aliens
- Ancient astronaut hypothesis
- Roswell UFO incident
- Area 51